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School start time
Talking about school start times yesterday, listen to the podcast. Now my daughter just started ninth grade at a Paca high and she has to get up at 5:00 a.m. So she has enough time to get ready and catch the bus to be there by 7:00. She gets up about 5:00. 5:15. And yeah, that's a little crazy. All right. Uh, that that's a lot of macaroni.


Setup video!!!
Sean man. That video is totally set up. How do you not see that their setup is so perfect. They're taking their first bite. Both have their eyes closed so they don't get glass in their eyes because they know a car is about to smash into them. They set it up dude. It's obvious

“GladImHere Poopin”
Gosh, you know, Trump and Putin just seem to have so many. Similarities. You know like you guys know that Meme with Trump's kid where he's like, I like my suitcase. You guys remember that? You think Putin's got a kid where he's like? I like my poop case, but it's like, I mean, you know, that's that's actually Russian. I looked that up. I don't speak Russian. I don't know why. I said that side note Cain, can I change my name to glad I'm here? Pooping, but make glad I'm here. All 1 Word, and then poop in. Is that doable? Is that asking too much? I'm going to be an ASCII, I'm sorry.

PB&J moonshine experiment
Oh man, sea Lane. I have to agree with you on our percent on that peanut butter whiskey but you really want something bad. Get the peanut butter moonshine and then the berry moonshine. I had some genius idea of making a peanut butter and jelly moonshine. And it either 1 of them. Make you want to just puke, it was nasty.



The raccoon brought his friends!

We had a raccoon that kept sneaking in our garage and stealing all our outdoor/ferral cat’s toys. Than a week or 2 later he brought 3 of his friends! (I’ll send a 2nd dispatch for that pic)

Crybaby High School
Yeah, but um, that lady that no students need to get a life crying about getting up early to go to school. Um, you know what I was doing from 2012 to 2015, I was working a full-time job, taking 4 college courses from 7 in the morning to 2:30 in the afternoon, 4 days a week. I wrote 4 books, and then, in 2015 alone, I picked up a second job. Come on, man, and you can't get up early to go to school. They don't make them like they used to, man. Hippie out.

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