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my daughter start time 2nd grade 7:45

Um the school time is also, you got to remember the buses. The buses are the same for all 3, elementary middle and high school. So they can't be the same time. They would overlap. Um but the uh the high school goes in super early so they can get out super early in case they want to have a job because if they're under 18, they have to be done work by like 9:00 or something like that. Um and then Wednesdays is an hour off some some on Wednesdays they're out like 1:30 or something. It's like super early. So um maybe you should just go to bed on time you know, maybe that's the problem because Middle School gets super late and they get a home at 4:30 or 5 and I think Elementary School's in the middle but you got to remember the bus situation is also uh in consideration. Thanks guys. See you.


Block schedule and OJT
Hey, Junkies. Talking about block scheduling. I graduated in 2001 and our block scheduling was started when I was in elementary school but they did it based on colors. so, if you had a sibling that was in Middle School or High School, You are all on the Green Block so that way, you all had the same time off together and could plan vacations. Now, when it came to senior year, we had a thing at Lake Howell called on the job training. So if you had enough credits, you could do on the job training, you could leave school early You had to have a job but you got credit to go to work and you made money on top of it. So in a way it was a win-win.

Zombie Squirrel???
Hey guys uh listen we're down here in Knoxville Tennessee and at this Squirrel Habitat and we're going to see if we can't get y'all an interview with 1 of these uh squirrel. Wait a minute, wait a minute we got 1 walking out here right now excuse me Mr. Uh Mr. Squirrel What's up? Uh, we would like to know if uh you could tell us a little bit more about this squirrel zombie outbreak of like a man. It's it's, it's not a zombie outbreak. Well, we're, we're, we're, we're teenage squirrels. We have acne. It happens, man, wiggle, wiggle, pop up.

The zombie squirrels are actually parasit larvae called bot flies
So the zombie squirrel thing is nothing new. Um it's actually a parasite called botflies and they lay their eggs on squirrels and the larvae crawls into them and uh they start growing pretty big. And um there's tons of videos on YouTube of people holding the scroll down and pulling the, um, big fat larvae out of their body with tweezers and it's pretty satisfying if you like the uh, Dr. Pimple popper videos, so check it out.

Vegas imposter.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, quick story about Vegas 1, time. I heard that, um, the BC boys filled in for the Blue Man, Group 1 time and no 1 could tell the difference.

Thank you Amy! Donโ€™t go Surfing. ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ
I'm re-recording because I almost said the f word on my last dispatch. Um I just want to shout out. Amy, thank you for telling everyone how bad the surf will be. Um you guys in Orlando and West Palm definitely don't come to prefer County because the surf is going to be bad this week. It's not going to be good at all. It's going to be choppy and terrible. It's definitely not going to be 6 foot to 8 foot glassy or anything like that. It's going to be bad and listen to Amy. She's the expert here. Um yeah don't come to our County wiggle. Wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Poop case...short dispatch
I mean, everybody. Realizes that Putin was a xkg agent, right? Like, That's what he did. He was a spy. So he knows what spies do. So apparently spies collects poop. apparently, that's what I'm going with this. Uh, And that's where I'm going to end it to you know, wiggle wiggle.


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