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The show after Sean’s retirement?
Hey news. Junkies uh this is my first ever talk back so I'm pretty excited about that. Um, real quick, I just wanted to ask if, if Sean doesn't renew his contract, um, is like the show going to change, is it still going to be a thing is sea lane or um, Sabrina gonna take over uh, is the name going to change or they just going to hire somebody? Like else to come in and take Sean's place and you know, maybe we can call it the new junkie or what what's the what's the plan with that? Wiggle wiggle and you know, pop a couple pops or something, I don't know.

Pregnancy parking
Hey junkies. I'm just saying if I have to use my short-term disability to take time off for my pregnancy and my newborn then, yes, I think that I should be able to use the handicapped parking, just saying

Clipped this awhile back, almost forgot about it.

This is Karl the dachshund, my best good buddy.

1st time dispatch. Disability parking.
Good Afternoon, News, junkies. So about the disability thing, um, I have been given temporary disability numerous times, whether it be a surgery or recovering from something else. Um and I agree that sometimes In this world that we live in, we encounter things that make us disabled and we should be allowed to use that dis disabled parking spot. Now, the mothers. Now not. Every mother is disabled or every expecting mothers, disabled, but some of them are some of them cannot walk and that they still needed to do their daily things because they don't have another person in their life to do it. So, these other disabled people need to just get over it. That simple. All right, have a good 1.

Gas prices
You're talking about diesel prices and that 1 guy said, he's got a 22 gallon tank and it was $110. Well, I have a 50-gallon tank. And I paid 150 for a half a tank yesterday. 27 gallons. At $5.29.

TSA tax
The craziest part is every single person that purchases a ticket. Paid a TSA tax on their ticket which is like 3 dollars each way. Crazy.

Me trying to eat a burger upside down.... I'm a little in shock with the fact I might understand it. I've had moments where I've switched up or down but that was way easier.

Shawn wasson just for you

The new format
And now the 3 best co-pilots, you never knew you needed. Welcome. To the plane Junkie.

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