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Why was Dolly Parton allowed to be apolitical but not Ed Sheeran?
Howdy podcast listeners. So, forgive me if somebody already Drew this comparison, but I find it very interesting that Dolly Parton was beloved for being a political, right? Everybody loved her in part because she was a political and then Here Comes Ed Sheeran wanting to do, excuse me. The same thing and he's being villainized for it. So which 1 is it? Do we want our beloved celebrities to be a political so we can all love them or do we want to beat them into taking a side so that half the people hate them. Uh, something to think about, okay? Have a good rest of your show. Bye.

Family guy “squiggly line in my eye fluid.” Vocal stim. Am I the only one?
Hey, news. Junkies, uh, you guys talking about the wormies and the ice squiggles and the floaters. Uh, am I the only 1 that has a vocal stem to repeat the Family Guy skit? Where Brian is riding down? Stewie's thoughts, as he lays in his crib, and he says, oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision, but when I tried to look at you, you Scurry away. Are you shy squiggly, line? Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line. It's all right. You are forgiven. I probably do that once a week either in my head or out loud. Um, I guess it's just me with a little pop, pop pop.

Maximum security prisons definitely don't allow the tech.
I have a really good friend that unfortunately, when he was pretty young, like, 20 or 21 years old, got into a lot of trouble and wound up being sentenced to, uh, more than 60 years in prison. Uh, it was pretty bad and for a long time he was a very bad person in prison. He was with the gangs and did all kinds of enforcement for them and ran into all kinds of trouble. But changed his life, completely had a complete turnaround, became a different person and eventually was let out after uh, 20 something years on like good behavior, parole, that kind of thing. But in that time from the early 90s until he was let out in like the mid 2010s, everything changed. And his sister picked him up from the prison and took him to like a Wawa and you have to order food and coffee and stuff on a 10. Screen. He'd never even used a touchscreen. And he, like broke down in tears because it was just so different. The world had changed so much in that amount of time. So some of those maximum security places, definitely don't have the tech.

Speaker phone at the stores
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? So I work at Publix and I deal with this a lot customers constantly just blasting their conversations on speakerphone. Um, I won't engage them if they're trying to get something from the counter and they usually look at me crazy because they're looking at me. Like I'm gonna help them but they're talking on the phone. I don't know who they're talking to but the best 1 was I was in the public restroom and the back of the store and there was a customer already in there. She was on speaker phone and she was talking to her girlfriend about, I don't know someone's. Boo saying that, uh, she found his rap sheet, he was arrested for all these things. He's a piece of crap and I'm like, I don't need to hear that. First of all I don't want to be recorded in the bathroom you know on the someone's on the phone, I'm going doing my business but like just have some respect dude. Like what?




Old people and guns
Can we, please? Agree. That we need to stop allowing angry old people to buy guns, it never ends well for anybody.

Undercover boss rehab
Hey, guys, listen to you talk about Undercover Boss, used to like that show a lot when it first came out. Um, I'll always remember the, I think it was the Donato's episode where the woman's CEO was undercover and she was going around doing deliveries with this kid. He I don't know how old he was at least, like 18 or something, but She was having such a great time with him on all of his deliveries. They were joking laughing. She was getting to really know him and just just really interested in his story and who he was and just thought he was just the model employee until she found out he smoked weed and then at the end of the episode, She paid for him to go to a weed rehab center. I always remember that as being 1 of the funniest things ever. Oh, how times have changed. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

The otters of Lake Tahoe are waiting to welcome Lynette back to the beach.