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More giant cans ate baseball games
What do you do? Junkie crew in the 90s through like 99. There was another famous big tame Streaker known as Morganna The Kissing Bandit who actually fell off 1 of the uh railings and got her case, dismissed in court because her lawyer said her cans, overtook her Center of balance that was what led to her fall. But fascinating story behind that chick plus some gigantic cans.

Oliver Tree…. https://youtu.be/RaMkITrzoXs?is=WB8buSYf2to905aJ

James Winston is the man!
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about Jamis Winston. I absolutely love that guy. He is the best interview after an NFL game I've ever seen. Um he had a couple Road bumps along the way like Amy was saying but honestly the crab legs. I think that was a huge setup, just my opinion.

SS Friday WOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey everybody. Happy today. So excited for secret shows tonight because I can actually jump in for the whole thing probably when it's on Thursdays. Um, I can only tuned in for a little while because It, it goes past my bedtime and I'm in an old man. Okay. I love you goodbye.

The European mind isn’t ready
Hey guys, happy Friday I just realized something. A lot of these Europeans are going to be here for the World Cup, right? So, they're also going to be here during the 4th of July. Now is the European mind ready to watch? Joey Chestnut. Just absolutely face. 70. Something pork pistols. I don't think they're ready for this wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop. You were so you were so.

You're going to end up working for Moe DeWitt just like everybody else
What's going on News? Junkie crew, happy weekend, Sean. I have a feeling you're going to end up working for mode DeWitt, just like Josh, Fowler, and John buster.

White people getting away with murder on cruise ship
Grandma. Hey news junkies, good afternoon. Uh, I was just commenting about the murder rape uh on the Carnival Cruise Line. Just wanted to say leave it up to white people to uh get off by ankle bracelet. I mean if this was any other race like black or Asian, well okay black let Latina uh Asian whatever. Um they would be in jail. There would be no uh ankle bracelet, you know, house arrest that. That's this is ludicrous. Anyway, just my 2 takes trolls.

Loving the new app setup. Been a long time
Happy Friday. News junkies happy Friday. Just checking out this new app that you got here. All I can say is more better more better wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.


One department per county?
Hey guys, I just had to say something because this is that was the stupidest thing. I feel like I've ever heard someone say having 1 fire department and 1 Police Station Per County does does, does that person? Not realize that some counties, it can take up to like, 30 40 minutes to get somewhere in the county. So, if there was only 1 fire department, it would take someone 2030 minutes by that time the fires already burned down your house. This is why there's multiple fire stations. Wouldn't you rather have a fire station a mile from your house rather than 20 miles from your house? Same thing with the police station. There might be, you might be able to get away with less of those but still if you call the police and you need someone there, it's going to take them, time to get there. If you only have 1 station Per County, Stupidest thing I've ever heard have a good show guys. Bye.