so VIP tickets to Music Midtown in Atlanta, they used to go to every year Uh lot of celebrities, Johnny Depp Kate Moss were there, who I noticed, was Dennis, Rodman, and Carmen Electra and their posi I had to go up and introduce myself. Said, I wanted to meet the most controversial, man in the MBA. He stood up. Hands. 3 times my son leaned down, kissed me with that lip ring, which is kind of weird. And then invited my friend, and I to have some cocktails, which we did for a little bit before we head off to the concerts. Kind of a cool experience.

Yay. First day of school back. Glad I get to listen to you guys again.

Check it out. Junkies 10 years ago, when I lived on Maui. I was at a, a restaurant pub at a golf course I'm not sure why I was there, but, um, you got to go to the bathroom. So when I get to the bathroom, there's 4, huge Samoans, just enormous mountain men. Standing blocking the bathroom. I think they're in a line, but they're like, nah, bro, you go, right ahead. So go into the bathroom. But nobody's in there. At least I didn't think so. I go to the urinal start doing my thing, then all of a sudden in the you're not the stall right next to me. I hear this noise from somebody inside. oh, oh, like And now I'm staring directly at this stall wall. Like, what is going on in there? Is this person in pain? Are they? They pleasuring themselves. What? What I'm I got to get out of here. So I go hurry up, wash my hands, but right when I do so that stalls now is directly behind me and I'm hurting up washing my hands. All of a sudden, I hear like a gunshot And I jump scare, I splash water everywhere. I like what the hell's going on? I turn around and I see the stall door swinging open and that jarring motion, and there's right there. Staring. Right at me. Is this little old lady in? The frame of the door just swinging her lips. She's smacking her lips. She's just staring right at me. Long braided hair with flowers in it. like nothing's wrong and I realized, Oh, that's Stephen. Tyler. And he's still staring right at me, just with his lips. And I'm just like, oh, Are you okay in there? and I swear to God, all he says to me was Looking good. My man looking good and feeling good. He does his little little dance move and then he just walks right out of the bathroom. And I'm just standing there soaking in water. Like, what the hell just happened and That MFR. I don't think he watched his hands. Let's see. Everybody top that.

You've said it a few times that it's not sexual but you're comparing chesticles to genitals. When you mentioned the mom with a naked son versus a woman, that's topless. So if it's not sexual then it's not sexual and it's just the same thing as a guy being topless. If you're seeing it as sexual, then that's when you can compare it to the genitals. But I, yeah, I don't think it's a big deal.

Hey, Sean and crew. I'm 55 3 daughters. All grown up oldest is mid 30s. Yeah, mid to late 30s. Youngest is mid 20s. And um yeah, if we are on a boat and they decided to let him fly, we'd have a problem because there's no way in freaking hell. And uh yeah that's just weird. I don't care. If you're from Europe and that's an everyday thing. Yeah, I'm still going to think it's weird if I'm over there as a visitor. But, um, everybody's own is everybody's own, but, ya know, mmm. Yep. Someone's getting thrown off the boat and it's not me. Anyway, stay cool out there. It's still hot as hell.

So somewhere. Hey, hey, junkie crew. Um, look I'm up in Illinois, I'm not in Chicago. I'm about 3 hours West of Chicago on the border of Iowa. um, the first Tuesday of every month. And the last Tuesday of every month they run those tornado sirens. For a test. Now we do have thunderstorms in our area but I haven't heard them go off yet today.

Okay, here's my celebrity story. I actually dispatched about this a day after it originally happened. The year was 2019 right before all of Co hit, it was like December. I had bronchitis looking back, might have been coid worked as a page on The Price is Right There were a bunch of technical difficulties that day? Um, they didn't want to upload the audience because there were so many people. So they were having people up on stage. I got on stage saying, I will always love you. Made friends with George Gray. After that Drew Carey was there. It was great. Wonderful. Still have a video. Okay.

Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? Here is my submission. Back in the day, I had the biggest crush on Ryan, Sheckler. He is a skateboarder and I found out that he was coming to this like local Skate and Surf Shop by my house in Orlando, and my mom was ever so nice and took me over there. I'm telling you, I had this whole list planned out of what I was going to say. I was so Starstruck. I ended up not saying anything at all and it was very short-lived, but that's all I got. Okay, bye.

Hey, junkies, uh, submission for rate, my blank this week when I met Shaquille O'Neal. Um, I actually used to manage at a restaurant that him and his family, like, in South Florida and they made a reservation for 5 people, uh, showed up with 5 and I said, all right, guys, uh, we have you down for a reservation at 5:00. Would you like to go to your table and Shaq just looks at me, says, no man, that's wrong. There's 6 people. I said, oh, I'm sorry we can certainly accommodate, who is the sixth person? And he points down to his crotch and says, my d. So, that was a day, I learned that Shaquille O'Neal likes to count his junk as an extra guest at dinner wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.