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Lego rant
Hey everybody, happy today. So this Lego Story really makes me sad. It's just another 1 of my childhood Hobbies that's being ruined by money. Hungry pieces of, I almost said a swear. But it's the same thing that's happening to Pokemon cards. You know, these people don't care about the product, they don't care about the artwork or the passion or the Nostalgia, they, they just care about the price tag. And that's, that's really disappointing. So, if you're out there and you buy sealed product with the soul intent of reselling, it at a markup, um, I hate you and I hope you drown in a canal. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

I collect lego
Hey guys, I'm actually a pretty big collector of Lego myself and I have a few Star Wars. Lego sets and yes, they are worth more. If they are unbuilt and in the original packaging, but luckily I have kept the boxes so I can repackage them into separate bags if I wanted to and resell them. Uh, there is a place in town. Uh I forget what it's called but it's over in Longwood that I believe they will buy Lego sets, uh, but I don't think they do Consignment. I'd have to look but they probably already responded on their Facebook about it. But uh yeah minifix can also be big because they only come with certain sets and they can be resold on through third-party sites for I've seen up to like 50 bucks for a minifig or collection of Minifigs. Anyway, that's the brief, uh Lego situation. Okay guys, bye.

I'm just going to build my own cable TV network in the house.
So I think whatever you're exposed to as a kid, first, that's what you end up liking. I had an old roommate and she got pregnant and had a kid and she told me like 6 months in, if I put him down in front of the TV, he'll just stare at it. But he only likes like CGI like digital uh, cartoons. Anything that's old hand drawn like old mermaid, or Little Mermaid, or Beauty, and the Beast or whatever. He won't watch it. He only likes the CGI stuff. So I think when my wife and I have kids, if we can ever have kids, I got a plan. I'm going to make my own cable TV system within the house where I'm just broadcasting. Uh media server that's got Mr. Rogers and The Andy Griffith Show and 3 Stooges and 321 contact and Sesame Street and Beakman's World. And everything that I think is was good as a kid and whatever my wife liked and we're just going to program our own TV and brainwash. Our kids that way instead of letting whatever new fancy attention stealing thing is get into their mind.

Do not fall for the bombing range propaganda.
Hey junkies. Hope you guys are having a great Wednesday. I'm a podcast, listener. You guys are talking about the bombing range, quote unquote. I don't know. Kala, National Forest. Now, I live in the forest and let me tell you something. It is not a bombing range. What is actually happening is the government is testing anti-air technology. That's right. You heard it here. First anti-air. Technology is being tested and hopefully implemented. They need to stay out of my trash. It is a war on the Bears and if we don't keep testing this, your trash cans, may be next perogi out.

Thank you Shawn!!
Good Morning, News junkies. So, I just wanted to test to see if my dispatches were actually working. If they do. Thanks, Sean. I appreciate you. Uh anyways. Love you guys. Have a great show.

Well that’s a first
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So this is going to be a first for me, right? Um, this guy I kind of was seeing right? I blocked him ended up, not being a good guy. Um, I received flowers the other day at my home and there was no note but I definitely knew who it was and then I wake up this morning to twenty dollars extra in my venmo account. With a note saying, please call me. I miss you um is this what it's like, is this what I'm going to have to deal with for the rest of my dating life or just get more cats at this point. Thanks guys, bye.

Outdated words no longer needed
Hey news, junkies hey um, in like words and phrases that are kind of dated and obsolete. Um I was trying to sell some flat screen, TV wall mounts. Um, and realize that, um, the word flat screen or flat screen TV, uh, really isn't needed anymore. Its just TVs. Now, nobody has a box TV, um, but just it just kind of, kind of dawned on me. I was like, man, that's that's weird. And I'm getting old.

Shawn pleases the Reddit masses!

Is it possible to reclaim my original dispatch name?
Yo News, Junkie crew, what's up? Uh listen love you guys, man. Hope you're having a great share the show Tuesday. I just got a quick question. Uh, I've been listening to you guys for about 13 years, maybe longer. I think it's about 13 years. Um, when you originally dropped the News, Junkie app, I downloaded the very first app and signed in started my account, and that, that was mini phone numbers ago, mini emails ago, um, And the original. My original name on the app was, uh, catchy dispatch name. Like that was my original name on the app. So when I would leave dispatches and y'all would play them on the air, you know, it was catchy. Yeah. Anyways, is it possible to reclaim that name? Like is it possible to get that name or is that Name already taken, or like, how would I go about that? If, if at all possible. Appreciate you guys. Keep up the work. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.

Bubble wrap is a scam
Okay, so good luck with the bubble wrap thing because in Alaska, may work for a short period of time, but in um climates like Florida, South Carolina, anywhere down south where the sun just is Relentless you spray water on your window and put bubble wrap on it and it basically adhered it to it. Give it about a week and try to peel it off and you're going to have permanent bubble marks baked on your window that you will not be able to get off. I work in the glass business and I've seen it happen. Many many times when somebody ships glass and they wrap it in bubble wrap, especially with the bubbles facing the glass. So there's that