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Hey news junkies first time dispatcher. Um, in regards to the protester dressed like a male appendage who was arrested. Um, if a cop asked me, hey, how are you going to explain yourself to my kids? I would make sure that cop knew that I don't have to explain myself or anything, I do to your kids ever. Um, I would also make sure that that police officer knew that uh, the medical term for what I was dressed as is a penis. And I can see that with who their father is and the way he treats people, why they wouldn't know what 1 of those are. Have a great weekend.

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Hey, what up news, junkies? Hey, I just wanted to kind of pile on on the Christmas cheer. I know, I don't really dispatch that much but I just want to tell you guys how much, I appreciate what you do out there. I'm up here in an attic right now. Sweating my balls off and just enjoying every second of listening to you guys. I listen more than I dispatch in but I just want to say I love you guys like Like no, seriously, I I love you guys. Like, I know, I know the other guys all the other dispatchers said that they love you, but like like, I really love you guys like really.

Good afternoon, junkies. Um, I just want to say that I appreciate you. Thank you for all that you do. I appreciate you guys individually. And as a team, um, you work your butts off to entertain us all year. And um, on the side note, I just finished my 10th book signing of the year. And just to think that your name is in every single copy, so I permanently share the show. So just want to say thank you guys. Appreciate you. Have a happy holiday, happy out.

What up news? Junkies final show of the Year. Congratulations guys. We made it through 2025. Sean, Sabrina Cela. As always, I have enjoyed every single day that I get to listen to you. I don't get to listen very often live. But I enjoy listening to you, nonetheless and quoting the late great. My first crush the most beautiful woman to ever sing, Tina Turner. Each of you. You're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Happy holidays. Nothing but love. That's all I got deuces.

Merry Christmas, guys, hope you all enjoy a good break had um a good chuckle. Just sitting in the car. This last segment listening to you guys. Um, and Sabrina just like her, like really laughing at some of these Wards, you're bringing up like not belly laughs. But genuine Like laughing. It was so sweet. So anyways, you guys have a great break. Talk to you soon. Bye.