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When you just don’t know what to say
Hey junkies podcast listener. Um y'all were talking about the um the 18-year-old who died on the cruise ship and y'all were struggling to be call her a girl to be call her a woman to be call her a teenager. What do we call her? Y'all just take the easy route and just call her an 18 year old. Female just saying.

Murder proposal
Hey, news. Junkies, um, I have a story and forgive me if you've already heard about it and know about it. But, um, there's this young couple and the boyfriend is proposing to his girlfriend in a basilica in a church, um, and in the middle of a, The Proposal, so they have like a photographer and the video setup in the middle of it. This random guy walks into the camera shot and just starts like confessing that he's a murderer, he's murdered many people, but he's asking for forgiveness, and he doesn't want to hurt any more humans. Um, just totally bizarre and out there and I don't know any more than that but maybe you guys can look into it.

Your dad ass joke for the day about fish
What is up news junkies? Hey, uh, on the that fish thing in a can which is disgusting. Thanks for the warning. Sean. Um, listen, I think we all know that Arthur Curry Aquaman is king of Atlantis. Is what some people may not know, is in later Comics. Arthur had a son. And, uh, they named him Albert. And unfortunately, that kid was, you know, unfortunately caught to Mets and, uh, became, uh, came that thing that y'all were talking about, you know, It's a bad joke but I'm I'm sticking with it to the end. That's all I got deuces.

Stinky fish in a can
Happy Thursday, Thursday, junkies. The straming is traditionally eaten on like a flatbread with like a butter or you put like a cheese down and onions and you kind of dress it up. But you're supposed to open it up underneath a like washcloths or underwater. I've even seen to release the pressure and it doesn't squirt everywhere and smell so bad but supposedly it's pretty good. I don't know.

A WISH TO YOU
Hey there. Junkies what's going on today is my bestest buddies. A birthday Mr. Silly just want to say. Hey happy birthday you bitch. A Bitch. Bye.

Yesterday shawn killed someone off He has to practice what he preaches. Get your facts right before you consider breaking news.
Hey, Sean. you have to practice, but you can reach just to say You have to get.

The politician
What's up news, junkies? Hey Sean um listening to what this politician said. If I'm hearing it correctly, she didn't actually say it was the Jeffrey Epstein. Now. Was it implied? Yeah, I guess you can say it was implied, but technically she didn't say it was the Jeffrey Epstein. She said a person named Jeffrey Epstein. Out.

Shawn, my thoughts about the obituary for the girl that died
Afternoon News junkies, hey Sean. This whole this whole story about the the crews and the and the daughter getting uh getting murdered. It's it's a it's a bad story and when it comes to the you know the obituary that's that's written by the family. It's it's got to be just difficult and I don't you know I don't begrudge or criticize or critique any kind any parent that has to do that to their kid. There's there's probably so much emotion still that they're going through and um it's not it's unusual detail about not liking heavy metal but um there's probably a there's probably a link to that where she said before that. She really doesn't like it but but oh well. But um yeah it just overall though. It's just yeah terrible. Terrible for the for the family. Have a good 1 guys.


Air Travel
Hey John geese, first off disclaimer, I Am A Private Pilot, not a commercial pilot, if it matters. Uh, in reference to the air travel thing. The answer to unruly passengers has been hidden in plain sight from the beginning. Close the airport bars and remove alcohol from the equation and most of the problems go away. But I'm not naive enough to think that's really going to happen. Uh, second 1 of the ISS parts of the campaign I heard from earlier. Um, and another news program is that uh Airline employees are relying on passengers to help them and assist them with unruly passengers. If it happens. Uh, if the airlines Comping my ticket. Sure. I'll lend a hand. Otherwise hell, no. I'm not going to get elbowed spit and potentially sued to help a flight attendant with an unruly passenger. Sorry, just not going to happen. Have a good day. Safe flying.

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