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Airport names
Hey guys, happy day, uh, as per usual with this airport naming debacle, it's very simple solution. Uh, 1, the airport. Airports will be named after where they are Orlando, International West Palm Beach, Miami whatever. And then number 2, if you must name it after somebody, that somebody must be dead. There you go. Problem solved.

Trumped
It was actually uh me that Trump was referring to during that uh press conference. He said that that think back dude, he's a good-looking dude, his girlfriends were hotter. But that ThinkPad, he's he's, he's a, he's a great-looking dude.

Buc-ee’s insight from a Texan. C-lane is correct
Hey news. Junkies um Texan here where B's I think originated and most of the B's are in Texas. Uh saline is right. B's is typically a road trip event and um your mindset has to be right because when you're driving through Texas your options are discussing horrible bathrooms or buckys. So when you do Make it to a B's. It's fantastic. And the food's pretty good and um, you know, they have fresh fruit and stuff that you could typically can't find in the nasty little bathrooms that are other options, so there's a lot of good in it. If you're in the right mindset and typically when we are going to buckies, we are going on a road trip to somewhere fun so we're already in a good mood and then we're like yes we can stand and walk and pee in a nice clean place. So yeah if your mind's in the right place B's is amazing. If you're going there on a Tuesday on a lunch break not so good. All right, bye.

I finally got covid and the tariffs are kaput
Hey, junkies happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, all after 6 years, the co finally got me. Um, yeah, I can't believe that that happened also. Uh, I just woke up from a nap so I don't know if you guys talked about it, but did you see the Supreme Court? Just ruled that? Trump's tariffs are shot down. Um they said it's going to be a crap, Sean, how to repay them, but it looks like he's going to have to repay the Tariff somehow.

Shawn just didn't have his Celsius earlier

I4 Sinkhole question???
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to ask a quick question. What is the pulse on that sinkhole on I4? I heard that all 4 lanes were closed last night. Anyhow, that must have been a mess. I'm so glad I live in the Seminole County

What the heck, dudes?!
What the heck, dudes? I'm walking around Mount Dora, just happen to be in here from Vegas and, uh, stumbled upon a real radio broadcast. It was the monsters this morning. No sign of the News Junkie though. I was like, what's going on? I asked somebody there. They were like, oh, Colbert's going to be at Whiskey Kitchen at 3 and I was like, okay, but no News Junkie. And he's like, no. And I was like, okay well, What the heck?

Bucky's girl rocks!
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just wanted to chime in real quick about the B's girl, I have still not been in a B's. I've had some food from there, it was like, nah, like a, um, 12 dollar brisket sandwich or something. It was pretty good. But I mean, it was like, it wasn't spectacular. I haven't been to the store yet, um, but I will say that, uh, this girl is my hero.

I say it the way you do Shaun & Google agrees! I remember when I first moved here from up north a coworker told me she couldn't wait to see the Jag-Wires. I had no idea what she was talking about. I said what is a Jag-Wire??? We laugh about it still.

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