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AFRO man for the Win!
Hey, junkies hiker mom here. So I followed the Afroman case pretty heavily and uh something that you didn't mention yet Sean was that when he was on the stand yesterday he made it a big deal to let them know that a lot of the reason why he even made these things was because not just because they sued him. Also they did over 24,000 dollars in damage to his property and

there's a Mexican Asian restaurant in Phoenix that's really good

Gotta love what the stream stops on.

Speaking about Amazon, about 2 years ago. I ordered some, uh, flea pills for my dog, but they sent me a giant butt. Plug the size of a small Yeti cup. I did not keep it, they told me not to send it back but I did throw that 1 away.



Best chuck norris joke
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. Now, they're just known as the islands.

Scamazon!
I'm a practitioner of the old scam, Amazon 1 of my personal favorites is a few years ago, my band was playing a gig outside for a Halloween party, and it was just hot and sticky and sweaty and gross. We all wanted to dress this caveman. So I ordered a pair of animal, print shorts, you know, bathing suit. I ripped the mesh out because that's uncomfortable who likes that. I wore them for the entire almost 2 hour set. Just absolutely dripping sweat through them and then I returned them and got my 6 dollars back scam Amazon

Amazon order that was a big error
I ordered something from Amazon for about 12 dollars last year, right before biker week. And got 15, really nice embroidered, Harley-Davidson blue, jean shirts. I contacted everyone in my neighborhood. I contacted Amazon. They said it was their mistake. And that I could keep them. So I sold them in about 400 dollars off of them and somebody got my 12 dollar order I guess. So I tried but uh, they said they're mistake.

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