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Don’t you dare change Smoke Weed everyday!
Sabrina. Don't you dare change or remove your smoke weed every day? Because while there are people like Vicki out there who do not like it, there are other people like me and my husband who scream it on the top of our lungs. Every time it comes on just saying, Also, if somebody could pick me for Fritz, that'd be cool.


My wife's grandfather made his own happy hour at the assisted living

Happy hour at the retirement home
Hey, what's going on, junkies? Uh, I'm not sure if any of you guys seen the show land, man, but the wife and daughter, they are constantly going to this nursing home and having happy hour. I think those people might have been watching a little too much land, man, but again, shouldn't be legal. They should be able to throw down and their final days, you know, have a good time.

Girls scare me! This is why I don't date and hide in the forest alone with my hound dog! https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1B274fgtu3/ if it bleeds, it leads....

Iranian drones making it all the way to California
The topic that's on everybody's mind. Can these Iranian drones? Make it all the way to California. Guess we're going to find out jewels.

The boomer hotline already exists. Lmk if you want the number
Hey, news. Junkies, uh, just on my way to pick up my kids and I was listening to you guys. Um Been listening a long time but this is my first ever TalkBack so kind of stoked about that. Um on the subject of the Boomer hotline. You guys know that already exists, right? I can give you the number. If you want you B, just call my dad's cell phone and he'll answer and say something like, hey, hey, what do you want? Yeah, I I can't answer any questions right now. Uh, uh, daddy Trump hasn't told me what to think. Anyways. I thought that was pretty funny. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

I pick up that phone and talk all day

happy 311 day
Happy 311 Day to all, who celebrate.

Watch out for the sleeper DOE officer. Lol
What up News, Junkie dingo here just want to chime in real quick about that guy. That was starting some stuff up on a plane. Um, I think that some of those Department of energy guys. They, they are the ones that are like guarding our nukes. I'm not excusing that behavior by any means. but, Like that guy could be like a real deal badass.

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