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Rate my dad joke
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles today. My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.

Rate my dad joke! 😁
Hey, what's happening fellas? It's your boy, raising pan crunch. A little late to the party with my absolute favorite dad joke. Now, to preface this, when you guys started Monday, you did ask Elaine. If there was a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke, and vice versa. Now I of course, have the answer to this. Yes, there is a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke. It's when it becomes apparent. Love what you do, guys, have a beautiful day.

Dad Joke Entry.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other slide. How do you get a baby to cross the road? You staple it to a chicken.

Dad joke
Hey guys, what do you call a Mexican spider?

Property tax money
Now for anybody who thinks this property tax amendment is a good idea, be aware. They're going to get the income from you 1 way or another. Special taxing district like Jared Bradshaw is doing down here, making all the beaches pay to park believe me. They'll get the money from you 1 way or the other. And you might wind up on the losing end of that equation.

Fire ant under my eyelid, the spider curse is real
So yesterday, uh, my neighbor was cutting down a tree in his yard, I thought. Okay, I'll go over and help. Yeah. Dumb me, um, you know, I got something, you know, flung into my eye that I saw at the last second and I thought, oh, okay, you know, I just pick it out, will it start burning and burning and burning and I finally get it dug out. It was a fire ant under my uh eyelid So the spider curse is real guys. I'm going to put 1 on the back of my van just to try and get rid of it.

Play my funny dad joke if you wish to laugh
Just because I said it's not going to win. Doesn't mean it. Should discourage you, trust me, I'm an old man. My dad jokes are funny.

Not gonna win but still funny dad joke
Been guaranteed, 1 of my favorite dad, jokes is every time I drive by Cemetery. I look over to whoever's riding with me and tell them that place over there. People are just dying to get into their

Good luck with your dad joke with Sean. Dad jokes are not funny
How do you catch a special bird? Unique up on it, of course. How do you domesticate that bird? The tame way.

Another story on a plane.
Hey junkies, uh I think the least surprising. Thing that happened today, was Sean, doing another story about an airplane. and, This time. I didn't hear the, we're back on a plane. even though we were back on a plane,