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The Grinch Junkie
these 3, best friends, you never knew you had, Running through the most viral stories of the day.


Silent discos are perfect man
Sean, you have this silent disco all wrong. The 1 time I thought it would be super nerdy and I happened to stumble upon 1 in Jacksonville. It was super fun. There were 3 different channels and you could pick different music but the best part is you can have a 1 of the headsets on 1 off. That way, you can still talk to people and you're not having to scream over the music and lose your voice. I think it was perfect.

This guy was walking down 520 in Merritt Island today. I wanted to yell “Good Afternoon!” To him.

Bong in space
Happy day News, Junkie crew, I think sea Lanes. Worst idea was bong in space, but that's just me.

My friend's cat... Soup... Aka Fat Ass.


good afternoon, all I don't know why people are suddenly going crazy over this tagline. It's been on the books forever. I was a cop in the 90s and I'd say maybe 1 and 3 had some kind of frame on their tag. It didn't seem fair pulling 1 person over when all these other people were disregarding the law. So I never even bothered stopping 1 person. It'd be impossible to do anything about it.

Naked woman in the freezer
All right being naked inside a freezer. Uh if you froze to death it's not surprising that you're naked because hypothermia 1 of the last uh Stages of hypothermia. Your body feels like it's on fire. So people usually when they freeze to death they're usually found naked.

tag frame#2
Just to clarify, the frame was put on there by the dealership, it covered the lower half of Seminole on my tag. I don't understand what politician just goes. Oh, hey, let me enact this law. Stating that frames. Cover any information on your tag, it's illegal. And you could get penalized this way. Holy hell.

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