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This is why somebody needs to teach young people how to put a condom on. Because girls talk to each other

Condoms
News junkies. I think the condoms in the school is a good idea. We all know that's always been a thing and will be a thing. I think what the school is running into is how about to go to that program? If the students are coming in and asking for Condoms, is it up to them, to notify the parents that their child is sexually active? And if that's the case, children are not going to want their parents to know that they are sexually active. So you'll run into that, I don't know. It's a tough 1.

The billion homeless people?
Hey junkies. Um, what's up from Daytona? I saw you guys were talking about people faking the violin, but there's a family that travels around specifically a woman that is probably in her mid 20s and a young daughter. Um, she's probably like maybe 7, but they travel outside of like outlet mall and like, big shopping malls with signs saying that they need things and have no food. But literally, we saw the little girl poking, um, a Dunkin Donuts donut and the bag with a stick in the grass, like they don't need anything. So is that legal?

Wendys
I mean, if Wendy's is going to save money by not having people in the Drive-Thru and stuff, McDonald's going to save money that way. Maybe they can, you know, use the extra money to get better food. Yeah, we'll see if that happens.

I don't know. I always thought it'd be fun to have a newscast where they were all drunk. I mean, you guys ever decide you want to do that? I'm your guy, man. What's the dare? Get drunk smoke, a few joints and and uh, throw out the news.

Super miss you all!
Hey, News Junkie. Um, I just wanted to send a message to say that I miss you guys. And it's silly because it's like, well, you could be listening on the app or whatever true. But the reality is, my job has changed moving to Savannah, from Dan is really changing some stuff and I'm just not able to listen and it kind of sucks. So, I just wanted to say, I miss you guys for, as little as that probably means to all of you. It means a lot to me. So, hope you're having a great day and uh, I don't even know what day of the week. This is, is this a Monday? Happy Monday, everybody. All right, bye bye.

My granddaughter Violet was born this weekend
What's Good News, Junkie crew? Hope everybody had a good weekend. I spent Friday, Saturday part of Sunday, sitting at 1 e, Palmer Hospital. My daughter got rushed in on an emergency. My granddaughter decided to make her entrance into the world. Uh, 4 weeks early and, uh, had to get rushed off to the NICU unit and they let her go 2 days later. She is home. So the, uh, Future newest Jews News. Junkie member, uh, will be Violet May and um, Man, I can't wait to watch this little girl grow up.

The god stuff
What's up news? Junkies uh, Bridge boy here. First time dispatch. I live in Mississippi, I haven't heard a single 1 of these yet uh and I listen to the app all day. Every day, while I'm climbing. So that's kind of weird. Being a decently religious state. I'm not There's folks around me though. Peace, chug it. If you got it.

Teach them kids
What up junkies? Yeah, I've heard a lot of disgruntled teachers over the years. Say, F them kids but uh, I think Arizona is taking it a little bit too. Literally wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Thank you for doing that interview it was very informative I think
Thank you for doing that energy with the Tonga. But I do you have this number. I think there's something wrong now. I think I told too hard on my tongue. I don't know. Wiggle wiggle by

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