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Indian restaurant server
Hello. This is not somebody that, you know, is a server from the Indian restaurant. Yeah, Sean was eating and he was a little bitch when he was eating over there. He was sweating and crying. Thanks bye.

my four word conversation with Gene Simmons

My son is in ROTC and can no longer wear their uniforms
Hi, Sean. So my son is in an rltc class and he just got a message and I believe they're doing this for all the rltc classes. Now they can no longer wear the uniform because they don't want uh any of these stairs to confuse them, with active service, military members. So sounds like more terrorists need to be uh rendered no longer alive. When they try to mess with us.

Baby announcement for a Friday :)
Sean, I hear that you're having a rough day. So I just wanted to send you a dispatch and let you know some exciting news from a long time listener, 8 years. Now of the News Junkie, I want to let you guys know that I'm having my first baby and I'm very excited know, his name will not be Sean but I still wanted to celebrate with you guys and let you know, the exciting news. Thank you for helping me, get through this pregnancy. I really appreciate it. You make me laugh every single day and it's exactly what I need during this time in my life. Um, also, subtle question, I would love to get a little onesie. So if you could, that would be great, I can send you over my information, but thank you for making me. Smile and laugh every day. So, I wanted to make you smile today as well.

Shawn Skipped an Important Fact

Liberation/Ticket Master
With regard to the Live Nation Ticket Master controversy, you discussed. Uh, there was another party involved. His name was Jeff weinhold, uh, Jeff weinhold and I worked together at a minor league. Baseball stadium in borrowed County, many years ago. And, uh, just wanted to make sure he gets full credit for his his, uh, you know, part in this. Because, uh, he could probably tell just not a great guy.


That word
Brisca Diva. Trisca Decap phobia. Trisca deaf phobia is just a fear of 13 so the parent is whatever period or whatever is up. The Friday.

About the raid on the synagogue.
Hey news, junkies just on my way to pick up my kids. Heard you guys talking about that attack on that synagogue in Michigan. Yeah, the story is pretty wild. Um, what what blows my mind? The most is that, while the guy was raiding the place, he didn't mention. Once that Sean was there, that that, that blows my mind. I can't believe that he wasn't at least mentioned Sean. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

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