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Moved on from what??
I'm pretty sure the husband was cheating on his wife before anything happened. So he was he had already moved on from the marriage. There was infidelity there. He had already moved on before he quickly remarried after all of this. So, you're right after what, after what, what did what happened for him to start cheating on her and move on, while they were still married and the children were still alive. So, great question. Moved on so, quickly from what?

Prisoners can suck it crying about no AC
Thank you. what's going on News, Junkie crew, I just want to say screw these guys in prison. Crying about no AC. Due to Crime, due to time. Paid a price. You did what you did. This is how you live now. You don't get the enjoy the luxuries of air conditioning and things like that. This is why you're incarcerated. So they can suck it.

Rate my .......Bane impression. (It sounds better when I don't have a cold)
Here's my Bane impression. You think the darkness is your ally? I was born in darkness molded by it. I didn't see the sunlight till I was already a man.

Child genius moment?
Hey news junkies. So I've got my own little child genius story for you a few years back before they had YouTube kids. My daughter was about 6 and she had access to an iPad, but we did not have YouTube on there, had it blocked, you know, I didn't want to give her access to the type of content that could be found on their by a child when she had 1 of those kids games, like they all do that. Occasionally it would pop up with like a little kid's add, and she wouldn't be able to skip or anything. Well, she somehow kept getting on YouTube and I couldn't figure out how in the world. Did she keep getting on YouTube? It's not on the iPad, it's blocked. How is she getting on there? The 1 day I asked her, I was like, can you? Can you show Daddy how you're getting on YouTube please? And she's like, yeah, I'll show you. She was all excited. Apparently if she tapped on the kids add and then hit info, it would pull up the actual video of the ad on YouTube and then she could just type in the search bar and watch whatever she wanted from that point.

My impersonation of Shawn Wasson this week
What up junkies? Here's my impersonation of Shawn Watson this week. Monday. Sea Lane. There's a snake in the studio. Tuesday. See Elaine, I haven't found that snake. Wednesday. I think that snake has cursed me. Thursday.

Let’s talk the view
I want to hear about the view being okay with eating people. Please bring that up today. That is a crazy take that they are trying to normalize murder and eating people everywhere from Lindsay, Clancy to The View. Insane upside down World, we're living in.

Rate my ... from Emperor's New Groove
Hi, junkies. I got a rate. My blank for you guys. This is probably my first dispatch, I think. Uh, but I'm going to do the crunk from Emperor's New Groove. Uh, here we go. The poison chosen is actually to kill Goose goes poison. Um yeah you know. Thanks guys.

2013 shawn wasson impersonation
Hey guys, it's just Json here. I'm a little disappointed. That Sean didn't like my Charlie Chaplain impersonation the other day. I mean, what other impersonations have you gotten that have been 100% accurate? I feel like it's been the, the most correct 1. So, I didn't know if you guys would. Let me give it another shot here. I want to do an impersonation of Sean Watson's, Circa 2013. Hey everybody, it's Sean Watson coming to you from Real Radio 10491. You're listening to the News Junkie. Y'all want to see my piranha collection?

Rate my.....
My first imitation was uh Sean snake under the desk. That was a joke. Here's the real 1 guitar Slinger's version of a small annoying dog.

Frankie McDonald
Hey Sean, it's me. Frankie MacDonald just reporting in for the new weather report. Hurricane, Marco Polo coming for California. Watch out Sean.