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Yo, taking 4 teenagers to New Awlens this coming Monday, just heard the good news about the new station. Come on to Mississippi next!! Love ya guys

New license plate after 10yrs
8 News, junkies forever, the insurance broker here. Um, yep, after 10 years, I did have to get a new plate. I've got 1 of those Marine Corps, veteran license, plates with the eagle globe, and anchor. And uh yes this just happened to me this past year, renewed. My tag had to get a new plate.

When I used to cycle I would just go around pedestrians on the sidewalk. That's after deciding to switch to the sidewalk post vehicle collisions
Howdy Folks, Kurt here, this has been an eternal battle cyclist against the world, you know. And I used to do a bit of cycling, but even then all the videos and Encounters in real life, I'd see the cyclist was usually the dick. Most of the times ignoring stop signs blowing through signals. You know, you're supposed to behave like a motor vehicle according to the law and yeah that includes riding on the road but say like myself you've been hit by cars a few times, you decided it's not worth it. You'd rather stay on the sidewalk even with the Expansion Joints. It's usually not worth it to Hoot and Holler at someone walking on the sidewalk. You know, they got your buds and they can't hear you. And by the time they do, they finally realize what's going on, they turn around and see, oh, you're barreling down towards them and they jump the wrong way. Forget all that, it's easier. Just to maybe ding your bell. If you got 1 and just go around them on the grass, even on skinny Road Bike Tires, it's just easier and simpler for everyone involved. Go. Go. Go, pop, pop, pop.

In a few years, why will we need data centers?
So the justification for building data centers is we need them to run the large language models or AI. Uh, if you see what happened in the recording industry, they used to have these big giant facilities and all this equipment and now you can make recordings, I have a studio at your own home Sean you know you have a studio right there, 20 years ago, you would have to show up at the radio station Well what's going to happen? We start running all these large language models on our computers at home in the next 5 or 6 years. What are you going to need a data center for? That's my big question. They got to know it's coming.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Listen up, Private Wasson. I am a G D podcast listener and have never dispatched in my entire career as a LEGACY marine. That IS the proper title for what you and I are. You are welcome, C Lane, for our service. In spite of previous orders TO dispatch, I have not. Do you know why, Wasson? Of course you don't, so I'll tell you why. The particular story of interest has already come and gone. To put it in terms you will understand, the story boat has been missed. Do you know who is to blame? Pile!

Since you updated the app it can play anything in see it now
Good morning, Sean and see Lane. Hey, Sean, since you updated the app, I could no longer view any of the stuff on, see it now. Why is that? Could you give me an answer I've texted and asked a few times over the last couple of weeks, but I get no answers. All right. Love the show. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Yo tengo un gato en los pantalones

Porta potty
Hey guys. Um, listening to the show from yesterday about the lady in the morning. Uh, I worked for a company. But we also did. That for 13 years. Body side. That lady. Rome. like, the time when Get 84 body is because they have no Plumbing in that house. Body there. But Porta bodies and done everything else for yeah.

Reuse a food truck, someone's trying to get out of four a studio.
Hey, I'm sorry, I was busy earlier I had a pretty good idea I think but you were getting all these markets and everything. Given the last live broadcast you did how it came off and the 1 before that, I understand your frustration. Both quality isn't what it should be. Have you ever considered? Buying a food truck. That somebody wants to get out of cheap. Converted into a mobile studio with air conditioning and a glass front. Just like you're looking at into the studio. And then you could always come outside anytime and press the flesh. But uh, the are considered that. I think it would give you as much you're looking for. Anyway, Big Bird, goodbye.

Ghetto Fatigue 😞
What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean uh agree with the employee 100%. Um, but this is another situation of 1 of those situations of a this is a woman that would get her boyfriend shot beat up or killed. Um, that's why you notice her boyfriend runs, right out the door because he's not trying to deal with this because he knows that she's going to cause an altercation where there's going to be a fight and he's going to have to step up and deal with it. And this is 1 of those women that will get her a boyfriend shot and killed and everybody's like oh well you know, blah blah blah know, this is ridiculous, act like a grown adult if you don't get your way walk away, go somewhere else. I mean, it's simple. Grow up, learn to speak English. With your very accent.