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If Stanley Kubrick. Didn't admit to faking the moon landing on a sound stage in Utah. Then I might believe that we went to the Moon. And if your phone call drops in an elevator, what makes you think? President Nixon was able to talk to him live from the Moon. Come on, Sean. You're better than this.

I am using microsoft edge browser and never had an issue before with junkie chat. Am I using the wrong browser or is the chat broken? Thanks. Love the show.

washed it yesterday. already pooped on

Shawn getting house calls now

VA nurse federal employee policy
Hey, junkies VA nurse here federal employee. And yes, that is the policy as a federal employee. We are not allowed to accept gifts uh twenty dollar greater than twenty dollars. Um a lot of times patients will bring us food, cupcakes flowers, things like that instead because of the policy But the irony of all of this that always makes me angry is that isn't that funny how the president of the United States? Who's a federal employee is allowed to accept Jets from the Arabs, but but that's okay. But TSA people who are literally not getting paid trying to survive can accept 1 thousand dollar gift card as a donation. Hmm, funny have a great day y'all.

Possum watch 2026! Found this one roaming around my neighborhood yesterday on my morning walk. Scared the shit out of me!

I'll go pour concrete on the moon
Happy day News. Junkie crew, man. I like space. I say we go to the Moon. I say we start developing on it. I'll go up there and volunteer to go. Pour concrete, get me off of this rock that I'm on. I don't want to be here. No more.

Shawn it's called bribery
The new junky sea Lane and my lovely Sabrina. Sean. I used to work at the airport, but I can tell you this, it is against law. To accept any gift whatsoever, in kind or Indonesian. To security, uh, officers, TSA and all of them. Even the military that is on the airport because this will lead to, uh, an issue like a terrorist or organization can then give PSS agent money and then they will turn up right now because they know that guy. You understand this now, Tyler Perry. I don't think he will do anything, but you never know. There is cuckoo people out there. So you have to be very careful uh, where the money is coming from, and who's getting it from. I think the best way that he should have done, this was Give It 2 uh 1 of those uh Charity organization and specifically say hey give this to the TSA agent but you cannot you cannot give them money just like that. Just saying. I mean, it's obvious. I can smuggle a lot of things. All I have to do is just give TSA agent. A thousand dollars. And I can sleep. $50,000 true. Uh, uh. This message have been brought to you by a Samsung user at Samsung. We do everything right and guess what we coming out with new glasses? Let's see what Apple will do.

My name's Trey. Um, I used to live in the same town as Neil Armstrong and Lebanon Ohio. Which by the way is the same town Woody Harrelson lived in and I prefer to believe Neil Armstrong that, uh, he's actually been there. I mean, I know he's a real person. I used to live next neighborhood over I believe they've been there. Let's boom.

I don’t “hate” the space program, buuut…
what up, news, junkies, Sean, you're asking why people uh would feel a certain way about not caring about the the launch For me personally the reason is I don't look at the Space Program the same way I did you know as a kid growing up watching space shuttle, launches from school, it's kind of the same thing. Like you can't go back and watch the cartoons. You watch as a kid because you look at them like God this sucks now. You just grow up and I kind of feel that way about the space program. I, I mean, it's kind of cool. We're going back to the moon but I don't know, man. I just got other things going on and You know, I'll listen to you guys talk about it, but that's going to be about all I care about. All right, that's all I got deuces.

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