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Such a tool cop
I am so tired of these tool bags becoming cops. He probably has some tribal tattoos as well. Man, I just think he needs his ass beat like, God, what is wrong with these guys? They are such tools.

Forgot you guys were off....
So sorry, I'm a couple days behind on the podcast and I just realized you guys are not on today on Friday. So Sean hope you're enjoying your Key West visit and I hope to see Lane and Josh are having fun in their vacation. Enjoy the weekend, happy Saturday Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, blah, blah, blah.

G From jealousy to an open relationship.
So my wife and I got married on Friday, the 13th 1992 and divorced in 1999 because of her extreme jealousy. A few years later, we got back together uh didn't remarry but we just started living together and actually things have changed so much that. Now we've actually dated other people, she has set me up with her friends, we've doubled dated and yes, you can kind of call it an open relationship, but uh, it's just friends. Cannot believe the difference in when she used to. Get it mad at me, if I just even looked at another woman. So, it's worked out for the best. She's my best friend and, uh, uh, it's worth that perfectly.

More name options for the Jitter Bug.
hey news, Junkies Blue hassle here. I just wanted to chime in and say, I think uh, Sean's really on to something with the whole naming the self-driving car for elderly people. After the Jitterbug But uh, I don't think we should stop there. Why don't we get the, uh, we can get the Fiat. We can get the Jerry axi. We can get a, a boomer Zoomer. I mean why stick to Volkswagen? And just have the 1, manufacturing, all make their own. We could make this a thing and come up with a whole list. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

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Cash for clunkers
Hey guys, happy day you mentioned Cash for Clunkers. That was actually a horrible. Horrible idea and a horrible thing. It was terrible for the environment. The reason is when they took in your clunker, that most of them were still operational. They literally poured this metal flake into the engine and seized the engine up. So everything on it was garbage. So it had to go to the uh, junker and a lot of that stuff ended up in landfills. And as the heavy metals, it can't get out of the water. Whatever forever chemicals, and it also took lower price Vehicles. Completely off the market, not off the market out of the existence, so people that were looking for inexpensive. Cars were not able to find them because they literally melted them down stupid idea.

Happy Birthday C-lane!! Have a great weekend trip!

Rate my: Breakup - Valentines day
Good afternoon junkie and crew, uh, quick breakup story. Uh, I was with this girl for, I don't know, maybe a year or so. Uh, my life was going nowhere fast. So I joined the military, got stationed out in California. Um, the rate I had was a secret ones. Our Schoolhouse was a secret building. No electronics, no phones, no nothing. So I wasn't able to call or communicate uh with said person until later on in the evening, which she had the 4-Hour time difference to Florida was even later and she was just An ungrateful, griping, just miserable person, and I got sick of it 1 day. And I was like, you know what, we're done, uh, you know, I can't handle this called, or we broke up, which wouldn't sound out of the ordinary, but I did not realize it was Valentine's Day. So, um, not only did I forget that? Valentine's Day, I broke up with her on Valentine's Day, but Good riddance, y'all have a great 1.


Friends? Maybe?
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I just heard a little bit of your tidbit of a segment, just got out of work. Saying, if Lindsay Clancy, whatever death mom is, uh, how her quality of life is going to be, I don't know. I was like, man, nobody's gonna really want to be around her, and I was like, oh wait, I'm sure. Casey Anthony might have something in common with her. Maybe they can be besties. Bye, guys.