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Rate my red hat lady- the  most ridiculous thing I could think to make slutty. We went to their specific store for the hats. I’m on the right, 15 years ago. 

One of my award winning displays

C-lane made my dayyy
Hey guys, I hope you're having a great Friday. I just wanted to say uh sea Lane I was listening to Tuesday's podcast. I maybe Wednesday and I was screaming because I thought that I was the only 1 who made the reference um, Bony. He? He pull up. He popping up. Damn you you gave him season ones.

My daughter is dressed up like the Black Mamba also!!!

Rate my Costume NothingPurchased All from the House I was told I look l Negan (from The Way alking Dead) so we went with it I will have to send an email for the decorations 90% created and we go nuts. Even had some DB call the cops once.

My thoughts on daylight savings time
If they keep Daylight Savings Time active and do not change the clocks. The next thing people are going to be complaining about is that it's not daylight until 8:30 in the morning, come to the end of December.

Taking the SunRail with my gf to the show tomorrow.
Hey, junkies super excited for tomorrow. I got to convince my girlfriend to come along trying to get her to become a fan of y'all. Uh, I found out something cool. I forgot the uh, sun rail exists, so I'm taking it up from, uh, CMI to Sanford. So I don't have to sit on I4 traffic. It's like 4 bucks, but, uh, super excited, can't wait for tomorrow. Got my just call Moe VIP card, ready to go. Uh, so you guys tomorrow,



Lunch lady arms
So when it comes to the pick a side, I think the dispatcher who called it, a racist situation was trying to highlight that the 1 woman emphasized, the word English, when implying that the English British woman didn't understand English. That being said, I take the lunch lady side because she was at least seemingly polite and decent. Throughout this interaction, she might have started off, being not courteous taking up a bit much space, but this other woman came in all gas. No breaks a complete batch about the whole situation. I can't feel bad for her anymore. She made herself the villain in a winnable situation. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going with the other chick so you