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Documentary
Hey, our 3 best friends. We never knew we had It's so sad to see. Someone let go. We listened to you guys every day while we are working. And it's not the same as. It has been. Now, I didn't realize until I saw a post earlier that Sabrina was 13 years with you. Have you guys thought about? Doing a documentary. Of the time you guys have had together. I'm sure someone like Netflix. Hulu. Someone. They pick up. and, Actually listen to your stories. It's a good time is a bad time. Is a love, the fun elapsed. The cries Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Discamp weekend!! We are ready!!!

Mailbox money
Thinking news, John keys. I just got some mailbox money from the old Morgan and Morgan. For the, uh, Ticket Master. Lawsuit, 57. Thank you for the heads up.

Opinion on Sabrina
Hey, good afternoon, John Keys. Um, I'm a podcast listener. So, 1 day behind and we're just hearing about Sabrina. So Sean with your contract, negotiations, I think you now have something to add. Has another stipulation that Sabrina comes back or we all walk. So I will be tuning out if that is the case. So I kind of hope your contract doesn't get renewed, so you can go on and start your own Venture, and we can support the 3 of you that way. Wiggle, wiggle. Pop pop. Thanks guys. Misha Sabrina.

Rib surgery!!! Bad joke
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. See you Lane. I don't agree with you, man. I've been out there and seen women and be like, man, I wish she had, she had more ribs. There's some pigs out there. That's bad.

Curb names & timeouts
So Sean, you asked what the curbs in a parking spot are and those are called parking blocks in the chat in my head. As soon as you ask the question I thought it was funny and said it's called a road head giggity. Chat blocked it. I did not know that could not be. Where has chat? What has happened to chat? I don't go in there a whole lot, but what the f happened, I remember you used to have to show peeing to even enter it.

The worst emergency bathroom situation I ever heard of
The absolute worst story of having to go in a terrible position Place time. That I've ever heard was something I read on Reddit about a guy who was stuck on like a corporate charter jet. That's seated like 12 people or less, he was there with a bunch of competitors. They were all trying to sell to this lady that was the CEO of a company and he had a terrible gastric event and the only bathroom on that little private plane was 1 of the seats. The seat cover comes off of it and there is a toilet underneath it and there's a little shower curtain that you pull up from the floor. So that while you're doing your business, everybody can see you from the nose up. I I don't know if that was a true story but it has been stuck in my brain ever since I read it about the worst, worst case scenario bathroom emergency.

Spirit halloween and spirit airlines
Afternoon gentlemen. Hey, not sure if anybody else find this ironic, but it's going to be pretty funny when Spirit Halloween takes over all the Spirit, Airline terminals. At least they won't have to change much of the signs later.


The pet in stores issues and dummies of society
Hey, Sean. As far as the idiots with the dogs and Publix are concerned, they do this crap for attention. That's it. Now, if you give them the attention, what's going to wind up happening? Is they're going to pull out their phone and they're going to make you the villain. I know this because I recently had something happen to me at my house, where some dude, followed my wife home as she got home from work. I put his face up on ring and said, hey, this dude's doing something sketchy, just be warned. I got drugged through the mud with every vile possible, Scenario beyond what I said to the point where I don't give a flying rats fourth point of contact. If you're on fire on the side of the road, I'm not stopping what I'm doing. I'm not paying attention to it. I am Stanley. I am minding my own damn business. Have a great weekend news. Junkies deuces.

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