Okay, so my crime. Well crimes actually plural that I never got caught for. I was 14, 15 years old and I think there was another dispatcher that was kind of similar. But any friend's house that I went over and spent the night or even my own house, I would always steal a car. I was still the car, I was great at getting down the driveway, keeping it in neutral, keeping it quiet until I got a little bit aways away and then I turned it over. And 1 time, this was before Maps, this was before, like Google Maps, we didn't have cell phones like that. These are like Motorola Razr and Nokia brick phone days and driving to um on the highway got lost didn't know how to get back to a veto and stopped at a 711. There was a an officer that was in the parking lot and I was so confident and I was like, I was like Hey, I'm like um I need to get back to Oviedo, do you know, which way I should go and they pointed me right there. And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe they fell for that. I was like 14.

Paul McCartney, basically, made fun of R. Kelly's, ignition.

So how I know of Jamie Kennedy is that he had a uh like a prank show on TV on I think it was a WB or the CW but uh it was like a prank show like Punk and then when you it was revealed, you got pranked. You were exid, you got exid and also, he was in the terrible sequel to The Mask called, Son of the Mask, and he had some kind of disastrous. New Year's Eve broadcast a few years ago where he was all wasted and everybody was wasted and was awful. I don't remember what channel. And so that's how I know. Uh, you might know. Jamie Kennedy. All right. Well,

You could’ve told me that the Selma Blair audio from yesterday’s show was the Krista Pike audio from the last moments before 911 was called and I would’ve believed you.

The 1 Thing, That disturbs me the most. Is how? Ill people are towards each other. and the fact that nobody on this planet has to be here, Is all the more reason why we should try to help each other instead of being against each other. Cuz not 1 single soul on this whole planet. Has to be here.

So my grandmother was born Nicoletta, her parents changed her name to Margaret. My great uncle went from Pascal to Paul. If it wasn’t because of Ellis Island, are you saying they Americanized their name to blend in?

I’m offended by the Shane Gillis skit, I apparently have been going to the wrong gym [Rimshot]