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What’s wrong with my brain? In your opinion lol
Hey junkies, I'm just curious to get your opinion about. Um, what's wrong with my brain? I watched the monsters, the Ed gain documentary over the weekend. I was completely enthralled. Just like Courtney on the edge of my seat could not look away. But yet, I cannot watch, scary, movies, horror movies. I can't even watch, like, the trailers for terrifier. I don't, I don't know what's wrong with with my brain.

Did anyone notice who played Ed’s mom in that show?
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. Hey, uh, so did anybody else notice that the uh mom and that Eden story is played by the same actress that played the aunt and uh Roseanne that was Roseanne's sister. 1. Sure, if anybody else noticed that,

Roast
Yo what up Sean Sean and Sabrina just bought my tickets for the roast man it'd be my first event with you guys. I've been listing for 8 9 years. I'm so excited man. Can't wait to see you guys. Happy Tuesday.

Sooo I fell..
Hey, junkies, what's happening? I just wanted to pick fun of myself. Um, I felt so embarrassed today. I have not fallen in a long time. I was at work, and I was in and out of the freezer refilling, the floor. And I had a cake in my hand and I hit the sales floor, and man, I just slipped. I hit the ground so hard on my hip and my butt. Oh man, I'm so sore. But the funny part was the cake. Totally came out of the container didn't really hit the floor, like an appropriately, but it slid like halfway across the store. It was hilarious. But yeah, that was about 4:45 this morning and they really hasn't gotten better since then. So have fun with me. Bye.

Halloween Decorations vs Kathy Griffon trump head
Yeah those decorations not a big deal. Um I remember when Kathy Griffin held a decapitated head of Donald Trump and obviously she wasn't sentenced or anything um a bunch of public outcry but nothing came of that. So uh yeah this is this is nothing.


Hey everybody Sabrina's obviously talking about my brother. Greg, he's old 62 and nobody's ever heard of them. See what I mean? See you later.

The Mighty Boosh!
Hello Sabrina. I know exactly what you're talking about. The mighty Bush, I love the mighty Bush, um, very good series of funny to hear you mention that, I think you should go as that.

Red flag tattoos
Hey guys, hope you're having a crappy Monday. Um, you know what else is a red flag tattoo, Sean, I would say a tribal tramp stamp yeah that's pretty much more red flag than a gene tattoo. Coming from someone who also has a serial killer tattooed on them. So, yeah. Well, later

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