She should have taken them as a sign of god to get off the plane
if that lady was so religious, and so Believe me, God, maybe she would have taken that as a sign that God did not want her on the plane. And she should just believe and have faith in God that he is. All right? And that he knows no wrong and that he does not want her on that plane for some reason. I don't know, I wish someone would have also just said, shut the f up. No 1 car.
A friend has a young professor and it changed his life. Forced him to be better.
I have an acquaintance who went to Berkeley College of Music, 1 of the major, major music schools, uh, to major in playing trombone and while he was there uh, in his first or second year there, the professor brought in a 14-year-old student to uh from a junior high or something, High School to teach them all how to play Trombone and it ruined this guy's life. He went into like a spiral of how could I ever be a good Trump own player when they're bringing in like this 14-year old kid to show me how to do it, he wandered the campus of the school for a couple of days, just in depression until he heard this beautiful amazing music coming out of an open window, he found out, it was the film scoring Department, long story short, 30 years later, lots of hard work in the industry. He wound up scoring 2 or 3, big clean, Eastwood films and several other major MO Some pictures. And now he's 1 of those guys that does big Motion Picture scoring. So you know, having a young teacher could completely change your life in a totally weird way.
Hey, Junkies. Maybe this will count as a dad joke. You got 3 old. Ladies are at the park sitting out a bench. Feeding the pigeons. All of a sudden. A guy runs by. And he flashes, all 3 old ladies. 2 of them. Immediately had a stroke. But the third just couldn't reach.
What up news Junkies? Your dad joke of the day is well Sean's a dad, a radio host and suddenly, in his midlife crisis, he cannot spell rake. So instead, the visual is rack girl, a blonde, big boobs, yo bikini, Thanks, Sean. It was a good view.
All right, Dad joke. I have a son that thinks he's so smart on a roll, all that good stuff. So I asked him. Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? And dad, they're exactly the same. Right. I never had chickpea on my face.
To whoever stole my depression medication. I hope you're happy now. Also. I'd also I got depression because I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out. Nobody thought I was fair.
Hey News, Junkie. What's the difference between? A Greyhound bus station. And a lobster with a boob job. 1 is a Crusty bus station and the other ones a busy crust, station, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.
