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Toilet paper in the can
the reason being is the pipes in other countries, Aren't good. I have a bunch of Brazilians that do it at my work and we've told them over and over again to not do it. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm anti cash only and also want my debit transactions to be more personal. My wife doesn't need to see when get her a nice gift.
What up News, Junkie Dinger here. I just want to chime in real quick about the, um, not only the cash only restaurants but the um, the debit card stuff. Credit cards, whatever. Like if you've got a freaking side piece, Like you can't like it's it's too much. It's too much for the regular regular guy to have multiple aliases and credit. I'm just saying

Rate my celebrity met with Wallace Shawn
Okay. A little bit of a long 1 first 1, um, I was a kid in the hospital and got to meet Pat Morita. He came around, I've got a signed autograph. Picture somewhere. Anyway um I want to say it was 2010 or 11 somewhere in there. Uh walking around through the SoDo Target. The Super Target with the, you know, the parking garage. Um, And I spot Wallace Shawn. And I just I he was just there, it didn't buy himself just shopping. So I just went up to him and I said, look, I'm trying not to bother you but I really appreciate everything you've done. I love, you have a good day and he, he looks at me and he says, do you want a picture? Like no I'm I'm good. Thank you. But you know, I don't want to bother And he goes oh come here. I'm going to get a picture with you. And he takes out his phone and gets a selfie with us. So anyway, he was such a cool guy.

Working with Isaac Hayes was fun.
I once did sound for a movie that starred, Isaac Hayes, and his main lines, that we needed to record were outside on a very noisy Street at night. So as the crew were tearing down the set, the director said, let's get all of his lines inside. Just in case we need them, where it's nice and quiet and we go in there and we can't get his lines because the crew Outsider noisy tearing down the set. I had asked him to stop, somebody else had asked him to stop and finally, Isaac Hayes. Very politely opens up the door to the outside and in his big low chef voice says, hey y'all, I need you all to shut the f up. Thank you very much and closes the door, and everybody was very quiet.

Vince Carter dapped me up at the delta lounge
So my celebrity encounter was I was at the Atlanta airport and I was just waiting for my Delta flight to take off and all of a sudden. Vince, Carter comes and sits next to me. And the Delta lounge. And immediately people come up and they're like, Vince, Carter, Vince Carter like, can I get an autograph? He's like, no, no, it's not me. It's not me. um, and I was just sitting there right next to him, just like being chill and All those people left eventually when he just denied them and then he got called for first class and he stood up and just dab me up and was like thanks man for being cool. Um so I thought that was pretty cool for not fanboying out on him.

Ban astrological symbols from social media
What's up joies? Hey Tick Tock is full of idiots along with Reddit. Um but we'll go on Tik Tok specifically these uh, I say mostly women because it's mostly women but they're doing the same thing with the Nolan Wells thing. They're trying to say that it is specific person did it? And now it's now we've got all of the psychics coming in that know everything and it's it's this person. It's that person. It's it's got to be just, you know, I kind of agree. I back then. I didn't uh, say van Tik Tok. But at this point, I say been Tik Tok and any platform that lets you type in astrological symbols Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

My celebrity wrestler story
Hey news junkies so here's my celebrity story. I grew up a big wrestling fan and growing up in Daytona. Got to meet a whole lot of those guys, they have summer homes and condos and stuff. Um, so I got to meet a guy named Chris Benoit. Uh, 1 time, uh, actually worked out with him at the gym, you know, worked in a couple sets and stuff like that. Uh, he's a super nice guy. If you're not familiar with Chris Benoit, he wasn't a big deal at the time, but he did go on to become a pretty big star and and become a champion and all that. Um he unfortunately died, and they did a whole big tribute show to him. The next night, only to find out a couple of days later, he murdered his wife and his son and then hung himself from the cable machine in his home gym. So yeah, super nice guy.

Rate My Celebrity Encounter
So I worked in character entertainment at our local theme parks for about a decade, and got to meet a lot of celebrities but a lot of the time it was while I was wearing my costumes. Um I actually got to meet Queen Sophia of Spain. Uh while I was playing the role of Winnie, the Pooh on a touring show. I played Ring Around the Rosie with her and her grandchildren backstage, it was kind of fun. Um, I got to meet Gavin Rossdale uh and his drummer from Bush, uh, backstage at the Hard Rock Live after doing a character dinner and he offered um, myself and my partner who was playing, Winnie woodpecker uh a Heineken and a big fat roll joint. So that was kind of fun. Um and uh I got to meet Shaquille O'Neal, actually. Personally face to face after someone in his aunt. Raj got kicked out of the park for punching Jimmy Neutron in the head. So that was a fun 1. Um those are just a few of the highlights.

That Mortgage Guy Don and the Poker tournament
Hey guys, that mortgage guy done is actually part of a favorite memory from a past poker tournament. I was there when he won best celebrity and when they announced him. Another celebrity who will remain nameless. Started yelling, he's not even a celebrity God and then had a total hissy fit. It was so funny to watch. Maybe now that he's on your show, he'll be considered 1 by the that. Nameless person. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

30 likes and Shawn has to make this magnet!!!