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Buy that gas now & stamps.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the um, prepaid investment gas. I feel the same way about forever stamps. The post office has been doing this for a bit.

Litmus test for zyn pouch liter
Hey, junkies happy Friday. I'm catching up on the show with some podcasts and I forget which episode you guys were talking about this, but the Zen pouches and how they're contributing to the litter. If you go to a public golf course, that's a great litmus test because it's just littered out there with these things. It's pretty disgusting people. Throw away your trash, that was wrong with you. All right, wiggle wiggle, pop pop,

My SSB Audition
And the rockets red glare with some Bombs over there made me stop and stare and change my underwear. Oh, say, does that bear still live in a cave over there? If we give him some snare, he will have no hair.


Harry Potter
So me and my husband yesterday with our 8 and 6 year old watch the Harry Potter trailer and at first my husband was like oh yeah it's not going to be as good. You know whatever. He was kind of groaning about it and then as soon as the trailer ended my son was like my 8-year-old was like, that looks really cool. And so I looked at my husband and I was like, this is why they're doing it. Like it's not

Hobo ninja turtles
We got hobo Ninja Turtles. We got hobo Ninja Turtles. Come to California. We got hobo Ninja Turtles.

Gas
This joke is, hey, so I heard the other day that under Obama gas. The barrel of oil was over, a hundred dollars a barrel of oil. So Sabrina, you probably did pay close to $60. I think that's what you said to fill your car up. But uh, yeah.

Yo, junkies the White House released that little thing. Because they want as many views and clicks on it so they can help Finance this war. They're not fooling anybody.

Teacher story info from my wife the teacher

Good vibes
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? So I had an appointment in April for uh my spine doctor. Um I found out back in 2023 that I have 2 herniated discs and a bone spur and the bone spur is actually facing and pressing against my spinal cord. Um I've been having a lot of really bad pains lately. A lot of different kind of pains that I'm not used to in my neck. And so I moved up my appointment. It's now for tomorrow, um I'm expected to get X-rays and MRI. And I'm freaking out a little bit so just wanted to say love you guys. Thank you for everything keeping me going and maybe send some positive vibes or prayers or whatever you guys do. All right. Bye guys.

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