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Company buy out theme parks
Hello junkies, what's going on? My dad works for Pepsi. He just hit his 40-year Mark with them. And I remember back in the day, I mean, a single digits age Pepsi would buy Out Wet n Wild from like 5:00 in the afternoon to like 10 11 o'clock. Same thing, the all the staff members were there keeping the rides running, there was catering there. So like all the Pepsi people had, you know, unlimited drinks, food, ice cream. They did like an actual like big dinner, where everybody sat down and yeah, from like 5:00 on. It was just the Pepsi people. You can run, literally, run onto any ride and man, that was just a magical times back in the day, but yep, I just want to share. Bye.

You're sick. Sorry. Meow.
Oh Sean, you sound awful? If you're getting, what I got, what my partner got, what? My co-workers got, what anybody I've met in the past 3 weeks has got you're in for a bad time. Uh it starts with a scratchy throat and it ends with imminent death. Um besides Co whatever this is is the longest and most miserable sickness. I've had in my adult career. It is awful. It doesn't seem to get better and then when it does you get 2 days of relief and then it gets worse. Um, I'm 3 weeks into it and just starting to feel better having produced nastiness out of my head holes. So good luck. Um, you're probably going to take some time off. Looking forward to Sea Line, run in the show before he inevitably gets the, the super AIDs. That was my cat meow. Um, so good luck. I hope you feel better.

Reason to love nascar. Go Daytona!
What up News Junkie dingo here hey I'm 1 of those old school Florida rednecks. That still goes to NASCAR and if you show up at Daytona International Speedway with a cooler, full of Busch Light, they'll let you go in there. I think they count 18 beers per person by regulation, but I don't think anybody's ever stopped me from bringing a bunch. Anyhow. Go racing, boo.

I haven't heard a show since 5am. here's proof

Dumb scooter kids
Sorry for the background noise, man. I remember how stupid I was 12. 13, 14 years old and the dumb situations. I got in and just my BMX bike on my own pedaling power. You if you would have given 15 year old me an ebike that did 2530 miles an hour, I would have gone. Myself killed parents, your kids are too stupid to ride. Those I'm a delivery driver. I see the kids getting out of school. They go through an intersection, their heads don't even move. They just look straight ahead and pray. And hope that the person they encounter on in a car is smart enough to see them and avoid them, they should not have these.

You sound like the old Shawn!
son, I don't know what that sickness is doing to your voice, but it's definitely making you sound like, Sean from 10 years ago. You sound like young, Sean again. I felt like I was listening to a besto for a little bit or something. So yep. You have a sickness that make you sound younger. Can't be too bad, right? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm working next to Slothworld owner ?

Talk boy?
Ooh, what's a talk boy? Do you tell?

Dave Matthews concert
Hey there. News junkies, what's happening? See Lane. I'm actually going to be at the Dave Matthews concert as well. I won tickets from the Jim Colbert show, and I think it's going to be super fun. I never really thought I would see them in concert but free tickets and it's also my birthday. So I'm definitely going to enjoy it. So maybe I'll see you there. But have a good 1 guys. Bye.

That penguin question was a set up
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. I feel bad for Josh about the penguin question that really came out of the blue. I don't know what kind of villain John bus sticker thinks he is from Batman, like he's a billion villain from Batman asking you all these penguin questions, but it's not fair. Thanks, bye.

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