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Jeanine
Hey guys, I just got my shirt today. I love it so much rocket launch was awesome. And thank you guys for Being around every day. While I'm on the road, you crack me up and you make my day go better.

I LOVE MY NEW SHIRT!!! THANKS FOR COMING UP WITH THIS DESIGN 🙌 And it came in time for me to make my PSL delivery in it 😁

$145 to fill my truck up today at the gas station
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. I just filled up my truck. It has a 34 gallon tank. It was a 145.

Proof we went to the moon
What? I really hope that we see out of this, Artemis mission is either confirmation with really good video that we have been there before or confirmation that we have not. And if we have not, it would be really nice to actually see what we learn by actually going there, taking samples, uh, stuff like that.

Talk about déjà vu
Hey there, junkies, what's going on? So this Artemis launch, right? And you guys said that this spacecraft is like pretty small with these people in there, and they're going to be up there for 10 days. Um, speaking of deja vu, what if these people get stuck too? What's that? Like 2 people like a few months ago just get back after being in space for like what almost a year? Refresh my memory but I'm getting Deja Vu Vibes. Cool bye.

for those to say that, We didn't really go to the Moon before. I don't know, I used to live in the same town as Neil Armstrong and in fact, it's the same town Woody haroldson's from. It's a little town called Lebanon, Ohio. And we never really saw Neil Armstrong. There are those that live right there in that town, that would say that we've never been there. but, I mean that doesn't add up. It just to me it's seems like I'm just going to believe him. I mean I used to live in the same town as him. I'm going to believe him. Where did he go for those days then? Somebody saw the rocket go up.

Praying to the traffic gods today
Hey junkies, happy space day. I am praying to all of the traffic gods because I'm leaving work here in Orlando headed home to the Space Coast. And I'm terrified that it's going to be the worst Drive ever. So please pray for me.

New law unconstitutional
This new law in Florida. That gets you a misdemeanor. If you refuse a DUI test is patently unconstitutional. You have a Fourth Amendment, right? To. Not have your. Body seized without a warrant. And you have a Fifth Amendment right to not incriminate yourself. By forcing you. To take these tests under threat of arrest. That's a violation. You haven't committed a crime until you submit to the test and come back as a positive. It's, it's totally unconstitutional and needs to be struck down.

If I were rear ended by Tiger

Just watched a kid wipe out on his mountain bike pulling a wheelie
Good day News Junkie crew man. I'm driving towards our office to drop off some equipment and uh kid was on the sidewalk on University near 417 pulling a wheelie on his mountain bike and he come up towards the red light and had to stop. And he he leaned back too far and ended up wiping out and falling backwards off. The bicycle funniest things I've seen this year so far. Oh man, I wish you could have got video of it.

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