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There appears to be a pregnant man behind Trump during this press conference.

Your dad was nice. I told my son to punch him in the throat and kick their knee out
What's going on News? Junkie crew man, your dad was actually a pretty nice guy in all consideration. And I told my son, you got a bullied is bigger than you messing with you. Punch that man? Or a kid, whatever it is. Punch them right in the throat and then kick their knee out. Your dad is nice. Just punching in the nose. That's a, that's an easy way out, man. You got to go for the throat and kick out the knee.

Questions about the way the monster sign off
Hey, news druggies. Just wanted to ask a quick question. I don't know if you've answered it before, but I've been meaning to ask you guys. Does. Like the morning show. Like I listen to all the shows. Does the morning show like when they're signing off and they're like, stay tuned for such and such show, how come they always ignore and like skip over your show and and always promote the gym Culver show like, as if the News Junkie doesn't exist, I just found that really weird. Maybe you can answer for me, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Thoughts on AI Commencement speakers

Massie killed
Hey Sean. Hey Sean. Hey, not Sabrina but Josh, most of the time so, You guys are talking about Massie and and all that today. Trump spent 35 million to make sure Massie wasn't back in there. Massie was chasing the Epstein files and wanted everything out there, but he also got to read them. So, how long until he is possibly assassinated? Uh, car accident, ran a red light, drunk stuper, whatever it may be. Before he speaks out of all the names that are in there. It's just a question. Yeah, Sean. Um, keep on doing your push-ups, but wiggle wiggle.

bezzo math game for nurses
Hey news junkies uh just talking about Bezos which kind of did the math real quick if we all want to play that game so there's about 5.2 million registered nurses in the United States. So assuming it's a thousand bucks a month on taxes. 12,000 a year. Bezos makes about 42 million dollars a day so if he just used his income for 2 days he could pay every RN in the United States taxes. if you just gave up 2 days worth of his income, he could pay all their taxes for us just saying,

The customer is always right, that is not the full quote.
What's up news? Junkies a quote, the customers always write. That is not the full quote. Goes the customer is always right in matters of taste. Not do whatever the hell you want, all right. See ya.

Response to granny’s ass whooping
If you're 70 years old and uh, see hair away from death's door. How about you keep your hands to yourself? There's a novel. Thought, how about this? How about everybody who can't take an ass whooping? Keep the damn hands themselves. World will be a better place. I know. Crazy thoughts.

Not sure if I agree with you and the donut grandma getting taken out
Hey Sean. As far as the old woman in the coffee place. Uh you know, I have problems with it because obviously, I'm not seeing the video, I'm listening to you on the IR app. But you know, if you're in your 20s and you can't defend yourself against a 7 year old woman without taking her out and knocking her down. I'm sorry, you know, that's just, I don't get it, but like I said, I didn't see the video going off of what you're saying. um, old lady was wrong but still I just don't agree with that and if they had to knock her down, And they caused her an issue. Do I think they should be charged with murder or anything like that? No. Do I think the family should get you know millions of dollars? No. Because the old lady did caused it but I don't think you know I think it should be appropriate. You know, defense or whatever the heck you want to call it? Anyway, it's hot out, sorry about the rambling.

Shawn hates old people
Sean pretty much saying that he would definitely throw hands. Under the old person is kind of on track for the fact that that might be the only person he can take since his tiny hands would be able to actually affect an old person.

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