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The white pickup truck might be a copycat crime.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about that, um the story about the white pickup truck. I swear that that was an episode of Yellowstone, and they had that um that that killer Indian guy like he uh they set a trap for him and got him anyhow.

Toilet car
They said, Dave Matthews already pre-ordered 1 of those cars with a toilet in it. Look at how Chicago.

Rib cage surgery
Hey, junkies podcast listener here. So, on the subject of the ribs, my mother about twenty years ago, got 1 of her, ribs removed And it was for basically the same thing cuz I think when you change the shape of your rib cage, all the fat and the muscles and everything else, it forms differently so that way your waistline goes in and your hips go out so you have that Jessica Rabbit Betty. Boop look, which is definitely like a look that Latino women want but I think that's what is going for. I think whatever this guy is doing now, maybe it's just different because you said something about a needle, but my mother had it just completely removed. It was like the lower ribs.

That hooker lady
What's going on News Junkie crew. So in my mind I'm picturing the hooker lady. On an uninhabited Island that she washed up on. Similar to Tom Hanks and Castaway. And now, she's just trying to survive in the wild all alone.

Can we get sabona in for a day?
Happy Monday News, Junkie crew. Hey, what's the chances? I get because of contract stuff. Sabrina cannot come in. But, uh, What if we brought in Sabrina for a day?

Robots
I think them robots, they have made from China, they can do races and all that. I think they should have them every school. So that way, if somebody comes with a gun, they can send that robot out and shoot that person because that nothing's going to happen to that robot.


I was also at Hillstone's for a birthday dinner. I watched them light a candle as they walked by our table that I think was for your group. Did you notice the little floating dinner barge on the lake? I'd never seen something like that before.

Stupid waste of taxpayer money
Hey Sean, that is total. Bull that they're charging this woman with a felony. For something she says in a chat. That's not directly. Threatening any person. It was a joke. Ultimately a judge will find probable cause for basically anything. The old joke is you can indict a ham sandwich. So, I think she'll just get some sort of pre-trial diversion and it'll all go away and she'll be fine but it's just stupid waste of taxpayer money.

Kids N concerts are okay hey hey.
Haha, what's going down junkies, I think it's okay for the kids to go to the concerts. I took my 2 boys to uh stick figure concert this past summer and uh, you know, it was fantastic. Yes, there was people, smoking weed openly and stuff like that. But you see that walking down the street New York city. So I mean you know times change things are more acceptable. Now, as far as that is concerned, it's like drinking a beer. Um people got sticks up their butts

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