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Worst Job ever invented! Cleaning portapotties!
Hey guys. All right. Here it is. The worst job. I clean porter potties for a living. I win, I promise you. There is nothing worse because I don't know if people just absolutely lose their minds when they go into these things. But for some reason, You do the most despicable crazy. Unthinkable things inside of these toilets. You can imagine the things I've seen like a human being did this. This this is crazy. This was absolute monster responsible for this and I deal with this every day. You're welcome.

Follow up on the naming of hurricanes
There's Carol. Dustin. Towana. Osprey. James.

Evil Eye... Worst job
Hey news, junkies tvi. Uh, I was working for a temporary company and they, yes, my voice is wrecked. I was working for a temporary company and they sent me to uh Southland Distribution Center. and that's where, These ship stuff out to 711 and stuff. Anyway, I had to work in the sub freezer. It was 30 below zero which means it was 62 below freezing in there. And there were people in there with their tips of their noses, missing and tips and their fingers, and we had on parkas and these giant gloves and all we did was load, um, Frozen stuff on the car. To be shipped out my truck. You could only be in there for 15 minutes. I lasted 1 week.

NPA masquerade
So hear me out Sean, my issue with NPA here is in Florida, is that, if you are 1, you can't vote in primaries. And anyone, who knows, politics knows primaries are incredibly important in determining who gets on that main stage in the end. That being said, I also don't think npa's today are the same as they were 15 years ago. 15 years ago, I'm dealing with npas and their main objective is combining left and right leaning ideas to make 1 ultimate solution for the embedment of us. All right, npas, I talked to today, I get the vibe that they're coming over to avoid identity politics. They're not coming over to work together. They're coming over to avoid all the blowback, they're getting for sharing and identifying with their 1-sided political opinion. So how do you avoid all that heat? You say that you're an NPA and that you're in the middle and you don't play colors and team politics and then you still get to have your same views while masquerading as an NPA. So

My thinking on hurricane names
Hey, I heard you guys talking about the naming of the hurricanes and stuff in the same little bite, mwo or wmo. whichever that is, um, quick couple of thoughts I had The first 1 being. They should hold a contest where you can win a chance to name the next hurricane. Make it something like a chair aabel contest. My second thing is is we're not running out of names, they just haven't examined. all the names that we have, there's Laquisha There's Chad. there's, Rose. I could sit here all day.

My best & Worst job are the same job
happy Monday, Junkies stories. Like uh, when you do the rate, my blanks makes me think back on my life and what not? Um, this week is interesting for me, because I would say that my current job Uh, can not only be my best, but also the worst. Uh, being a funeral director and embalmer, um, and have been full-time for 16 years. Uh, there are some days uh, dealing with decomp cases and tragic cases, and kids and just heartbreaking things that would absolutely make it uh the worst job. Um, you know, wonder why I do it. But then the days that you find fulfillment and um, you know, you can really change the the course of someone's life and make something memorable out of a very 3 sad situation, uh, that's what makes it the best. So I guess my current job would be the best and worst. Y'all have a wonderful rest of your week. Talk to you later. Peace.

Worst job ever
Hey guys. So uh worst job, right? I was uh setting Modular Buildings. Some people call them mobile homes. Uh we particularly did Office Buildings and construction site buildings. Uh, Not only would you have to set them up but you have to tear them down and a lot of times you come and tear them down. It's really wet and gross underneath. Well, 1 time, we were tearing 1 down, and it was like, I mean, you could swim underneath this thing, it was horrible and at the time, you know, they didn't have battery operated tools, so it was all power tools. So you had a plastic bag taped up around your power outlet. So hopefully you didn't just look electric to yourself to death. Um once we got done underneath with all the power tools and everything come back out and you know, the the owner sitting there with the guy from the job site and they're talking about oh yeah, all this water. It came from a lift station on a sewage plant that, uh, failed and it all overflowed underneath this trailer. But yeah, you know, they didn't tell us that before we went under the trailer and Swam in the Pooh water. So probably the worst job ever. I've literally watched 2 people almost die doing this job uh definitely 1 of the hardest jobs for sure. So yeah man don't

Unhappy with Sean
I don't get it. I was telling you last week about robbing a gas station, and having to do weekends in San Quintin prison where I got to feed Charlie Manson and that wasn't good enough to at least get a magnet. Are you even going to do any rate? My things and give out a prize because I thought that was good.

Wedding open bar disaster
Okay, so about the whole wedding thing. Something very similar happened to me. I was invited to a very small game wedding, okay? And they had open bar, I just did air quotes on that open bar and the open bar consisted of 3, bottles of red and 3 bottles of white, well, being that it was a gay wedding. Uh, that wasn't going to last very long. So me, and some of the other gay guys. I don't know why I keep saying gay. Anyway, just assumed everybody from this point on is gay that I speak up, okay, we get in the car and we go down to the liquor store. We buy a party handle a vodka, a party handle a ROM, we go back, we tear that wedding up everybody's having such a great time. The Grooms are more than appreciative side note in the car. We all asked each other, how we knew the 1 G, we all met him on Grindr scandalous.

I think you have a new Halloween costume it goes with your pink shirt