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bezzo math game for nurses
Hey news junkies uh just talking about Bezos which kind of did the math real quick if we all want to play that game so there's about 5.2 million registered nurses in the United States. So assuming it's a thousand bucks a month on taxes. 12,000 a year. Bezos makes about 42 million dollars a day so if he just used his income for 2 days he could pay every RN in the United States taxes. if you just gave up 2 days worth of his income, he could pay all their taxes for us just saying,

The customer is always right, that is not the full quote.
What's up news? Junkies a quote, the customers always write. That is not the full quote. Goes the customer is always right in matters of taste. Not do whatever the hell you want, all right. See ya.

Response to granny’s ass whooping
If you're 70 years old and uh, see hair away from death's door. How about you keep your hands to yourself? There's a novel. Thought, how about this? How about everybody who can't take an ass whooping? Keep the damn hands themselves. World will be a better place. I know. Crazy thoughts.

Not sure if I agree with you and the donut grandma getting taken out
Hey Sean. As far as the old woman in the coffee place. Uh you know, I have problems with it because obviously, I'm not seeing the video, I'm listening to you on the IR app. But you know, if you're in your 20s and you can't defend yourself against a 7 year old woman without taking her out and knocking her down. I'm sorry, you know, that's just, I don't get it, but like I said, I didn't see the video going off of what you're saying. um, old lady was wrong but still I just don't agree with that and if they had to knock her down, And they caused her an issue. Do I think they should be charged with murder or anything like that? No. Do I think the family should get you know millions of dollars? No. Because the old lady did caused it but I don't think you know I think it should be appropriate. You know, defense or whatever the heck you want to call it? Anyway, it's hot out, sorry about the rambling.

Shawn hates old people
Sean pretty much saying that he would definitely throw hands. Under the old person is kind of on track for the fact that that might be the only person he can take since his tiny hands would be able to actually affect an old person.

Tim, Hortons girl was justified for swinging on that old lady
What's going on News? Junkie crew. I grew up in New York for the first half of my life. Spent many years living in projects and government housing. Uh, I mean, my mom and my little brothers, we didn't have a lot. And uh, my mom always told me. She said if someone wants to square up on you and hit you like a man, you go ahead and treat them. Like that doesn't matter if it's an old guy. I'm a teenager. Uh, a woman even for that fact, I'm not proud to say it. I have knocked the woman out before for punching me multiple times in the back of my head. Not proud of it, like I said, but yeah, you going to come at me. You going to get it. And I don't blame that uh, girl for fighting back with that old lady swinging on her like that.

C Lane should wear Cartman's hat from when he was in the Olympics

34 gallon tank on my truck cost me almost $150 to fill it the other day
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So I have a 2002 Chevy Silverado amazingly enough, I have a half a million miles on this thing. It's a regular gas engine. I have the long bed which holds a 34 gallon fuel tank, usually when a low fuel light comes on and I fill up it's around 28 gallons. It cost me 1 4 7.

It's all Hollywood.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick about the um, a Cuba. The Cuba thing. Like, it seems like it's a really bad situation over there and it might be about time for a Scarface reboot. I don't know. Let's see.

Thomas Massie loss
You know, Sean. What I found the weirdest thing about that Thomas, Messi primary Debacle, I guess. Uh, was the guy that won. He said, the reason that Thomas Massie lost is because he wavered in his loyalty to the president and the Republican Party. Which I mean these idiots are supposed to have loyalty to you know, us the American people. But instead now everybody just kind of Just lost over that you know, cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

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