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My first dispatch of any kind! Been here since the beginning. I have shirts for days. Probably cheating for sending more than one. I had five set up but that would be overkill.


Google maps
and I haven't used my Google Maps in about a week and, uh, I must have done an update. The voice is different now, and I just want to put it out there and say that new voice, She sound sexy AF.


BREAKING NEWS Anthropic IPO announced
Breaking news. Hopefully, you guys have your power back. Anthropic just announced their IPO. They are estimating 70 to 78 dollars per share. There will be 825 million shares offered on the, I believe, it's the 18th and they, um, if you're with Fidelity you can, I guess buy it. You have to be pretty wealthy. But you can buy in between now and the 17th of November, Um, I don't know what the math is. I didn't have time to do it. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.


Hilarious story that just happened. A must listen
Hello everyone simply Jeremy here. Okay, I've got to share this. This just happened. This is hilarious. So a little bit of Castle apartment here da da da da. There's a guy who lives there, he's a lawyer, right? Always drunk, every time I see him he's he's always drunk. Well, just a little while ago, I'm standing out for a ride on my golf cart. This young lady Styles, she says, hey, I'm moving out of this place, is there any way you can help me carry my stuff down? I'm like, yeah, no problem. So we go up to fifth floor load up her stuff. She's talking, she's like, yeah, sorry, it's a mess. This guy lives like a pig that's 1 of the reasons why I'm why I'm leaving. She goes yeah, you know, and he he said he had money, he ain't got no money and he's just a horrible lover. And he told he lied to me about his prescription said. It was for anxiety, turns out, it was for opioid addiction. look on the car, the counter And I'm like, wait, I know that guy. So that's this, this guy. I had the lawyer guy, she's like yeah and then she dropped her vibrator out of her hand hits the ground. It turns on and She's like, oh sorry. That just happened.



Of course I would own this!!