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Last one for ya
Hey John. This is what's going on update number 3. I know the show is ending. Went to the bathroom 1 more time. I think I'm good now. So Taco Bell did not win today. Okay. Bye.




Update - Taco Bell
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? It is 1:45 and I only had 1 poop after the Taco. Bell still just a normal Taco Bell. Poop. No explosive. I'll keep you updated. Goodbye.