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Face book monies
Hi guys, I hope everyone is doing so great on this. This pump Friday. Um, sorry about my voice or whatever is coming out of my mouth. Um, no, that's not what she said. Okay, it's not funny. Anyway, Sean, I got my Facebook monies and I got a lot more than I expected. Okay. I was going to ask if you wanted to guess, but I'll just tell you it is 7. Dollars and 21 cents? Yeah. Facebook Instagram, Twitter. Y'all see this? Anyway, that was so dumb anyway, happy Friday. And hope everyone has a great fourth and don't drink and drive and stuff.

Game of magnets in California


Kids vs lady
Okay, yeah, the ladies really in the wrong. As much as I hate to though, I got to side with the kids but that little kid is an annoying bastard. I'd like to wrap my hands around his throat and throttle the crap out of him. He really is annoying.

Will Wheaton
I agree. Wil Wheaton is a big jerk. We shouldn't be nice to Wil Wheaton because Wil Wheaton is an ass and will get his ass kicked. By The Rock.

Looking good C Lane!
Hey there. I was in Orlando earlier this week and see Lane, I saw your Billboards All Around Town. Looking good, buddy. So I am 1 of The Crazy Ones that have no problem. Keeping my thermostat between 74, and 76 degrees. Otherwise I'm cold and I'm putting on pants and a sweatshirt. I don't want to be cold in my house. I don't like being cold period. That's why I moved to Florida. So yeah, I guess I'm 1 of The Crazy Ones. After hearing, you talk about, keeping your thermostat at like 70°. Wow. But that's okay. That's it. Have a wonderful and safe. Semiquincentennial celebration everybody.

Last video wouldn’t up load. I’ll try this one. This was Mexico game on Tues. we had 8k people here. We can get the numbers from the city because they track IP addresses. Bridgeway station watch party.

Any cooler then I feel like I need pants and a sweatshirt in the house!

Tips for your hot car
Here's a tip for your hot car. Sun shade is good idea but uh remote start remote. Start your car before you get in there. 10 minutes before 15 minutes whatever. But uh, you know, unless you're like Sean with the Hyundai doesn't have remote start.

Am I a Floridian and Motherly Instinct review
Hey junkies. As far as uh being like a New Yorker and that whole conversation with a clip you played, I was born in Colorado but I was adopted at 6 months old and I grew up in Central Florida. So I always say I'm a Florida and by default because I didn't know any better, um, but I, I also say that I was born in Colorado, but I grew up in Central Florida. Also, thank you for the recommendation, my husband, and I watched that motherly Instinct the other day and the first half of your kind like, okay, D Dash teams crazy and then it got to the The Twist toward we were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It was so, so good. Uh, thanks for the recommendation, have a great day.