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“GladImHere Poopin”
Gosh, you know, Trump and Putin just seem to have so many. Similarities. You know like you guys know that Meme with Trump's kid where he's like, I like my suitcase. You guys remember that? You think Putin's got a kid where he's like? I like my poop case, but it's like, I mean, you know, that's that's actually Russian. I looked that up. I don't speak Russian. I don't know why. I said that side note Cain, can I change my name to glad I'm here? Pooping, but make glad I'm here. All 1 Word, and then poop in. Is that doable? Is that asking too much? I'm going to be an ASCII, I'm sorry.

PB&J moonshine experiment
Oh man, sea Lane. I have to agree with you on our percent on that peanut butter whiskey but you really want something bad. Get the peanut butter moonshine and then the berry moonshine. I had some genius idea of making a peanut butter and jelly moonshine. And it either 1 of them. Make you want to just puke, it was nasty.



The raccoon brought his friends!

We had a raccoon that kept sneaking in our garage and stealing all our outdoor/ferral cat’s toys. Than a week or 2 later he brought 3 of his friends! (I’ll send a 2nd dispatch for that pic)

Crybaby High School
Yeah, but um, that lady that no students need to get a life crying about getting up early to go to school. Um, you know what I was doing from 2012 to 2015, I was working a full-time job, taking 4 college courses from 7 in the morning to 2:30 in the afternoon, 4 days a week. I wrote 4 books, and then, in 2015 alone, I picked up a second job. Come on, man, and you can't get up early to go to school. They don't make them like they used to, man. Hippie out.

my daughter start time 2nd grade 7:45

Um the school time is also, you got to remember the buses. The buses are the same for all 3, elementary middle and high school. So they can't be the same time. They would overlap. Um but the uh the high school goes in super early so they can get out super early in case they want to have a job because if they're under 18, they have to be done work by like 9:00 or something like that. Um and then Wednesdays is an hour off some some on Wednesdays they're out like 1:30 or something. It's like super early. So um maybe you should just go to bed on time you know, maybe that's the problem because Middle School gets super late and they get a home at 4:30 or 5 and I think Elementary School's in the middle but you got to remember the bus situation is also uh in consideration. Thanks guys. See you.


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