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Draft would do us good
Hey guys, I think it might be a good idea to have the kids do a year in the military. I mean, all these kids are so selfish and entitled and I think they have the world figured out, but they really don't and that's frightening because there are future. So, I don't know, maybe some drill sergeant, like, from Full Metal Jacket. Come in your face and be like, you're from Texas. The only thing comes from Texas is 2 things and I won't say them, I'm just mowing grass.

No pesos pumas
Do speak a little Zamora but you already know that something you may not know is that these countries he's talking about that force people to serve in the military also, pay them shimy. There's a reason that they're forced to serve and it's either because a, they're always in conflict or B because they don't pay you shimmy, the United States doesn't have that problem. Our military is stocked fat because our people are for the most part compensated. And well taken care of again, Rob Schneider Mora. So

This was minutes ago in Belleview (near Ocala) $4.29 across the street from $3.85. Guess which one I bought!





Not AI, here is the original!

Genius/idiotic Drivable Crunchy taco loophole
Hey news, junkies uh this is my first ever TalkBack so kind of excited about that. Um going back to the drivable foods and the hard crunchy taco not being a drivable food option. Um, it's funny you say that because I know a guy he lives in Louisiana, it's 1 of my gaming buddies. I have literally seen him. We went through Taco Bell. he bought the like the 3-pack meal of crunchy tacos and he asked them for 2, extra salt, like tortillas just the just the tortilla And what he would do is while he's driving, he opens up the rapper and his lap, he lays the tortilla down and then he eats his crunchy taco and whatever falls into his lap falls into the soft tortilla and then he basically eats all of his crunchy tacos and then whatever falls into the soft tortilla. He rolled up and ate like a soft taco. And I was blown away, like why not just get soft tacos and he said, because I like crunchy tacos. so I thought that was kind of a genius and obnoxiously idiotic But genius at the same time, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Evil Eye (with laryngitis) about Mexican girl
Regarding that girl in Mexico or Mexican chick. That beat up the guy for not having sex with her. I'm hearing this song in the head. She's got. Marty failed me, I

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