Hey, junkies podva, cast listener. Slash Watcher, I don't even know. But regardless, yesterday, you all were talking about the firefighter who didn't have his GED or equivalent. So, we couldn't get a job. I'm just going to be honest. I do not care. If you can read or write, if you can save me and my family, and my dogs and my house from a fire and put out the Flames, I do not care. I don't care if you speak English, I do not care. Just save me and my family in my house, please. That's the whole point, right?

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The, uh, the goose and the kid. That's a family Goose, that they raised since it was a baby. And I guess the goose is, kind of a a-hole and the kid and the goose fight like almost every day. It's nothing new. It happens all the time, there's a bunch of videos and the family was talking about it.

What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the coyote verse acne movie. I went and saw that it took my son and we had a good time. He actually liked it more than I did because I'm not an attorney. Um, but I can tell you right now. It was a fun movie but it was know my cousin Vinnie. I'm just saying.

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In the great debate of what show would you watch 10 times in its entirety in order to get a million dollars? I'd love to pick something that I enjoy, like the X-Files or the old Transformers cartoon show from the 80s or, um, The Simpsons, although, that would take forever as we've talked about on the stream. However, the smart thing to do, would be to pick something that only had like 1 season and, you know, only had like 10 or 12 episodes. So my pick would be salvaged 1. It's a show. A few people have heard of it starred. Andy Griffith as a man who is a wheelan and deal dealan. Junk guy, he buys uh spare parts and sells them to people that need them. He's just an expert at this and he decides he's going to reclaim all the stuff that NASA and other people have left on the moon, builds his own spaceship and heads out into space From junk parts, of course to reclaim all this and he becomes a space trash man. It's surprising it only lasted 12 episodes but that'd be my pick.

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