Thing, 1 and Thing 2. Great South Park references today, that's what I appreciate about you Sean. What I have for you today is a confession and that's I was once the base for a cream pie. And what I mean by that, is not what you think. A lady took an oatmeal cream pie. She took it on the journey to my downstairs. She combined the downstairs and that oatmeal cream pie into a meal. And that's how the cream pie came to be. See you.

What's up news junkies? So I enjoy spending my time watching a lot of videos on YouTube, like, most people do and I like to watch First Amendment audit videos for those that don't know, this is where people go out record in public completely legal just to see how the public and all the public officials respond to it. It's completely legal protected by the First Amendment. Well, Long Island audit, who is Sean? Paul Reyes was arrested. Uh, a few weeks back by a police Union president. This guy has been the police Union. President has been a big outspoken person against First Amendment, otter Auditors against the community. And he started to blame places like YouTube for giving them a platform. Well, as of, I believe yesterday or the day before YouTube went Through and the entire list of first amendment Auditors. They demonetized all of them I think that's something you might want to look into.

Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. Okay My Confession Is going to sound a little weird. Back in 8th grade. A girl came to our school new student her name was Courtney. Pony enough? Sean. Uh, We hooked up. Went out for a little bit and his boyfriend girlfriend didn't know each other from nobody. She? 2 and a half years later. Found out. She was my third cousin. And uh, so yeah. I Had sex with my third cousin. That was the thing it happened. I can't change it.

The Cat in the Hat Thing. Reminds me of pretty early on in The Simpsons. There was a mystical creature that appeared floating in the sky, they thought it was an angel. Um and he kept saying the end is near and it seemed like the end of the world was happening and it turns out it was Mr. Burns hopped up on something and he has taken some side money advertising for a new mall that was opening and it was the end of a high prices. But the whole town was there with pitchforks and everything ready to uh, you know, kill everybody. And then they went to the mall. So that's what the whole Cat in the Hat Thing. Reminds me of it'd be funny if there was some new movie or something that I was all promoting.

Hey, I have a middle schooler from a, a new sreehan Beach town. And we were at Universal this weekend and she requested to film the entire Cat in the Hat ride. She didn't get caught um and she was talking about this whole lore thing and it's like this creepy new thing and I was like, I don't even know what you're talking about. And then today I had a PTA meeting and then a bunch of the mums were like, oh my gosh, my daughter keeps getting these Anonymous texts from somebody that's like, it's me the Cat in the Hat and I don't know, I don't know what's going on. It's insane. I don't, I'm not really worried about it though. That's the new summer beach lifestyle.

Um, I just have 1 thing to say about the cat and the hat situation, you people are freaking morons. sorry, had to be said,

Rate my confession: In 4th grade, when the guy who sat next to me went to sit down, I pulled his chair out so he would miss and fall. He fell, hit his head, and got hurt. It was honestly hilarious. The teacher knew, loved, and trusted me. I was a teacher's pet. Everyone in class told her I did it, but I swore I didn't. She believed me. I never told that guy or the teacher that it was me all along...anyways, he got a girl pregnant in high school & left her so he sucks anyways.

Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. Um so this might be a little less controversial in comparison. Um but you mentioned boxer, Patrick Clark who posted a picture of the Nazi flag in the crowd and commented on it. Uh he was an ex WWE wrestler that got let go a few years ago a Miss allegations of trying to seduce underage Boys on social media. Um, there was some pretty damning evidence like new photos that came out, um, from the accusers. Um, in any case, I don't think anything ever came of it, but there was also some Like Cocaine allegations or arrests that ultimately led to his, uh, his firing and pretty much the ousting of him from the wrestling industry at large. Um, so yeah, it's, uh, seems like this was a hell of an event Wiggles and Pops.

I'd like to remain anonymous. I was married while in the Marines. My wife called me to tell me while I was doing work ups and said she was pregnant, but it wasn't mine. I told her we would work through it. Once termination of pregnancy was no longer possible, I filed for divorce. Due to the usual favoring of the mother in proceedings, I just wanted to make sure there was evidence of her infidelity and I didn't get roped into raising and supporting her mistake.