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Best covers
What are you doing, crew? Any cover that has been sung by William Shatner almost said something else. Any of his covers are gold, I love them.

The pastor and Josh’s commercial
Hey, happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Um I got 2 things real quick. Uh, that Pastor uh whooping ass really does make me think that like maybe they crucify Jesus because he was just going around like paranoid fighting everybody like and then they just had to stop him. Like maybe he just thought somebody was talking about his mom or you know, I don't know. Would you say about my heavenly father? And then he just started trying to whoop everybody. And then the other thing is, what is with that commercial that comes on where it's like, oh the day is mo better with Joshua foul or speak for yourself. The dude is an energy vampire and he sucks Souls. And that's also why I don't understand why I love him so much. I think that we go.

Mowing and driving today
Hey, it's junkies hey. Um, usually what I'm cutting my yard like after work on Friday. Usually, I'm wrapping up by about 8:15, 8:30, the sun's still out, but honestly, 8:30 is the cut off at that point. You should be kind of winding down, so maybe the guy was almost done cutting his yard and also I don't know what the deal is that everyone driving today but everyone's driving like a bunch of freaking entrepreneurs.

Boomer
2 ragging on people complaining about ebikes but then you bitch about somebody mowing their lawn at 8:30 p.m. who's the Boomer that's not night time.

A/C
Okay, I'm going to be clear on this. I'm all for fighting climate change and Green Technology, but I'm not going to die from heat prostration to do it. So Crank That AC Bay Bay

I've received and never paid over 30 automated tickets
Okay. So, for over 20 years, I've been driving for a living and I received over 30, um, automated violations via mail, and I've not paid a single 1 and you just take them, you crumble them up and you throw them away years ago when they first instituted automated uh, traffic light, uh, tickets in Cleveland Ohio. It was taken to court and deemed unconstitutional because there is no accuser to face in court. Um unfortunately it was not deemed unconstitutional to keep issuing these citations. Um, so therefore people who are scared nervous that they could go on their record just automatically pay them. Therefore, it's a big windfall for these municipalities but it is unnecessary for the people to even consider this to A thing, um, I've not paid a single 1. There's nothing on my permanent driving record, there's nothing in. Um, any information that my insurance company has that any of these citations were even issued? Um, whenever I get 1 in the mail I just simply throw it away. I've never paid 1. If everybody would just quit paying them. These uh automated tickets will simply just go away because the municipalities will not want to pay the fees to these companies uh for this system if they're not making money. So, I mean take it for what it, you know for what it's worth. I've never paid 1 over the last 20-something years. Never got in trouble, nothing on my record, and they're simply just dumb.

Call me Mimi from Deland. No as big as the brown bear, but I was out gardening and this guy walked past. Wasn’t sure if I yelled too hard might make him run toward me. Luckily he ran away.

European heat waves
So, speaking on the heat in Europe, I'll never forget back in 2018. I was staying in Frankfurt Germany and at the time it was 1 of the hottest Summers on record. And just happened to be a heat wave. It was like, the feels like temperature was like above 100, like, 100 100 and 2. And it just so happened that the hotel I was staying at the AC was broke and mind. You, I was working in Iraq at the time, so I was used to 118 120th, but that hotel was so unbearable. It was crazy that we legit checked out in the middle of the night, it was like 2 in the morning and we went down to the next hotel over if we didn't even care. If we were getting our money back we we couldn't stay there a minute longer so I don't know how these people can go. I don't care if it's just for 1 month out of the year but that 1 month is crazy to go without an AC unit and even if it's just a window unit that's fine but they they got to do something.

Talking about putting sunscreen on your animals made me think of this meme

Thank you for helping me get the new app.
Hey Sean, thank you for the info. I finally got the new app. I had to delete the other 1. Go to your website newzjunky cam. And reset my password, and get the new app and I'm good to go. Thanks for the help. I appreciate it. Have a good 1, guys.