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Daddy2Times
pe DOE!
And remember today's lessons kids, if you're going to have sexual relationships with the underage female, make sure you have enough zeros in your bank account or high enough government position. Otherwise, we're taking you to jail for 20 years. See you then?
Jeffery G. Correa
Teacher
Hey news junkies um just a question about that teacher. Um doesn't the girl have to press charges in order for that to uh him to go to jail? Uh, I don't know. Just my thought. Thanks bud.
evileyemonster
EE face in frier is old
Oh man, you know that that scene in the original Toxic Avenger is the original face in the deep fryer. It's not a new thing. You're just being silly. All right, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.
misscacti
Adult Content @ 18? - CC from Deland
Meghan.Weidemann
Chicken banana
Junkies, just wanted to tell you how much I hate you at the moment because I've got this chicken. Banana Song. Now, stuck in my head. Hope you guys have a great weekend.
evileyemonster
Evil Eye...snake tails
Hey it's evil eye. Yeah, snakes have a tail. It's right after their cloa you know basically their butthole. That's a tale. They also have uh, arm buds. But they don't show up, you have to look for them really close. But today, you learned all right, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop,
Bangs
Kids protesting
Hey junkies, here's my 2 cents on the kids uh protesting while at school when you when you leave your kids at school, the school is in responsible for the safety and Welfare of your children. So, my question is, what happens if any of these children get injured while outside the school, doing these protests, who's going to be responsible then legally,
Bmiller85
Afternoon, Junkies. So about the Hitler house. Um, Yeah, completely absolutely out of their minds, being ridiculous. And 30 grand. Listen, I'm in Daytona Beach, Florida. I will drive up there. Redo the entire floor for a third of that. You know them, let them know, save them some money and uh we'll we'll get rid of Hitler again.
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