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2nd half of the compliment
In the interview, Sean, you said emotions are stored in the body. Like what the hell? Are you saying man? It's so funny because obviously you don't have emotions but no you tore that guy up with an interview? Sorry for the double dispatches man of the show. Love you guys. See you.

Great interview!
Hey, Sean, hope you're doing well. Uh, just catching up on the podcast. I'm enjoying your interview with Gary. Lynam the guy who did the I guess, uh, Chiropractic kind of work on that singer. So, great job on uh, your interview. I love all your interviews. Speaking of which, um, you you called them out on his craft. If you had peer reviews, even down to the pricey charge. So good job on that for making awkward radio uh bringing it to the rest of us and making us laugh a huge uh huge We appreciate it. You delivered. Speaking of delivered, I'm waiting on the merchandise. Drop. I haven't got it. Hmm. Anyway, still love the show. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Evil Eye about Byron Allen
Byron Allen. Was a co-host on real people in the 70s and 80s. And just a regular black guy is okay. And nobody remembers the show real people, but that's where he started. So he didn't, you know, Powerhouse.

Byron Allen pee or get off the pot
hey news, Junkies Uh, buyer and Alan. Yeah, so I can understand why most people wouldn't know him. I I haven't heard his name in years. Um but what I'm more concerned with is that Sean, um, P or get off the pot. Is that do? Do you, do you want to cover that or not? Anyhow, love you guys. Hope you're staying dry today.

Awkardest story time ever
Yoki, CHS wanted to check in quickly and chime in, on Sean's, call out for the stories of people telling you things, they maybe should not have admitted to a few months ago, I was in my local vape shop, I frequented. And, uh, and so I know a lot of the employees there. It's usually the same 1 or 2, guys. Um, it's owned by, you know, some, some family from somewhere in the Middle East. I, you know, I'm not sure where but obviously, I can hear the accent, um, and, uh, and I can tell they're, you know, for they're from somewhere over in the Middle East, maybe, uh, Eastern Africa, nor Eastern Africa. Even, I'm not really sure. But, uh, Anyway, I'm checking out, uh, purchasing a like a small torch. Maybe it's used for a dab rig, maybe it's not. I don't need your judgement but uh, I'm checking out and the guy goes, you know, hey be careful with this with your beard, you know, it's very dangerous and I said, yeah, yeah, obviously I've had the beard a while, I know, you know, and thanks for the heads up. But I I know to, you know, point the flame away from the beard and he goes, yeah, 1 time back home, wherever back home is for him. Uh, uh, I'm on a train and this effing guy get on the train and just effing Muslim. And before I get off my stop, I throw a match in his beard and catch his beard on fire and burn his whole face effing Muslim hahaha hahaha and I just kind of chuckled along with him and said all right buddy Merry Christmas and uh got out of there. Uh yeah, it sounds like he admitted to a hate crime. I don't know where or when it happened but or even if it happened, but why would you tell someone a story like that? Um, needless to say, I will not be discussing religion with this guy anytime soon, tip your flamethrowers.

Hey, junkies. So there's a guy in Casselberry that actually drives around on his motorcycle with his 2, dogs strapped to his chest and like a baby Papoose. They have goggles and they wear motorcycle helmets. It's pretty freakin cute. Have a great day.

Easter Bunny
Hey junkies. Hope you guys are having a great day. I think the only thing that make the Easter Bunny Club better is that the Easter Bunny was doing sign language. But as someone that sneaks into uh a speech who doesn't know sign language. And so he's just making all of these hand gestures having to do with Iran and stuff like that. That would be the only thing that would make that clip better. You guys have a great day.

Hunting eggs
What's up, news? Junkies flicked, it here and I'm a little flicked. It on this situation because I like Sean, I used to do the whole boiling eggs and painting them and doing all that when I was younger, but I don't want to do that with. Because once it's a mess and then if you hide 20, they find 18. And now you got 2 rotten eggs sitting in your house somewhere and that's not going to be cool at all. And then my second Affliction is, We had 50 plastic eggs with chocolate and some monies in it and they all found them in 10 minutes. But when I'm like, hey can we all pick up the toys and put them in the basket? Put them in the room where they go know, take some 3 hours to do that. But yeah, you can find all that in 10, come on. That's just disease me though.

Easter egg hunt
Hey, junkies. So uh, yeah guys, I I got the eggs with my daughter and that's how I was raised. We don't have the night before and, you know, uh, then you go out and you hide them outside and you find all the eggs, you just try to make sure to account for all of the eggs in the crate, that way, you know, you don't have a rotten egg out there and you're mowing the yard 1 day and that thing just splatters everywhere and smells awful But my daughter loved it, she loves finding the eggs, uh, we did go to a big family event and it was all plastic eggs and some of them were filled with with money, which is something I never got to experience, but when we did our own little personal egg hunt at home with just ourselves it was only, you know, 1 like 18, eggs or whatever. But She loved it. We had to hide them 3 different times because she just had a blast and uh, that I think is how you're supposed to do it. Man, you got to keep these kids on their toes. Like we used to be and you got to find all these darn eggs outside and that's what makes it fun anyway. I love the show, guys, see you later.

We dyed eggs and hid them in the house. Found all of them! Brought to you by Moe Dewitt

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