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Hookers in Hopetown and boat captains
News Junkie. SNAP food podcaster out of Georgia. Uh, about the hookers and hopetown story and sorry. Yes, I'm behind. I wanted to let you know that a lot of times people will, um, engage with a boat captain to move their boat from 1 place to another, especially on a long journey. Um, it's pretty typical. Um and happens often with all different kinds of boats that travel uh large distances. Keep up the great work show is ticking. As usual, love it and can't wait to see where it goes from here.

Evil Eye... 1 phone to another... iHeart working.
Got another back. So check this out here. You are on another phone on IR. Find tomorrow. Sure, sure, sure. Why don't I see a flurry of activity around you trying to figure this all out?

Hot/ On Fire
You can't tell me this. Dude's been so much time playing cards, that he's never heard the term on fire.

That guy is creepy
People like, that guy are going to learn the hard way that we don't let things like that slide anymore. Like, the slight innuendos the stuff like that. We've become far too aware for things like that, to not go unnoticed, especially when you're in positions of, you know, Authority. Like he is and he shouldn't have said, you're hot. That has a lot of innuendo behind it. If anything he could have been like woo, you're on fire which is the correct term that he should have used. And the touching you should never touch anybody without consent, especially a child.

Golf cart speeds
What is going on junkie crew? I live up in the Villages and I can assure you. that golf carts will go over, 28 miles an hour, the 1 in my garage since I messed with the governor a bit, get it up to about 43. Have a good 1, y'all peace.


Evil Eye about signal.
So this is exactly why I love FM radio. You can't screw with the internet, you can't screw with nothing that fits low. Tower Works straight from your station to my ears. Screw all that other BS. This is evil. I wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Studdering - Completing my sentences
Hey guys. Lifelong stutterer here. Uh, it took me a couple times to record this dispatch, but I think I got it mostly stutter-free now. I don't really mind when people complete my sentences for me because it helps keep the conversation moving along. Um, the only thing that's really annoying is when you complete my sentences and you're wrong. So now I'm stuck on a word and your steering, the conversation, the wrong way. And I have to try to reel you back in while still trying to tame a stutter. So, uh, that can be pretty annoying, but that doesn't happen too often. So I don't mind all that much.


I made a career out of selling weed
Happy day News, Junkie crew. I wasn't always a law-abiding citizen. I spent about 20 years selling marijuana, anything under 21 grams is a misdemeanor Do you have more than that, then you're in trouble? Um, the An ounce of weed is 28 grams. Need 16 oz to make a pound. So, uh, that was a lot of marijuana that they got from that guy. But, uh, yeah, my car, my grandkids are going to grow up and find out Grandpa got arrested for marijuana and not believe it because it's going to be completely legal here soon.

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