What up News Junkie. This is my rate. My blank for this week. So when I was about 15 years old, I went to Guatemala to install stoves into this poor Village. And when I was out there working, I got bit by this giant bull ant that was about the size of a quarter. I didn't think anything of it, but I started getting itchy and these kids started making a lot of fun of me. And I just thought it was because I was the, the young guy trying to do stuff. Turns out, I found a mirror. My face had blown up about 3 times in size. I looked like Will Smith from the movie Hitch, except I still stayed White. I ended up getting rushed to whatever they called. A hospital was where the lady, pulls out a syringe. And I start rolling my shirt up and she starts shaking her head. I have to take off my pants. She gives me the good old wobbly dabby right in the bum. And then I'm able to start breathing again and then they move me off of the stoves and made me the chef. And I had to kill a bunch of chickens to feed the village. Wiggle wiggle.
C way and I'm with you rack them and stack them did my 71 yesterday, too. I think uh, you beat me on that, I think I like 360 because they let you stack, the discounts, but Exxon and shell have programs too. I'll be looking into them. But see Lane you, the man, you turn me on to that.
[Police Siren] On the Pick a Side regarding the mailbox, this is a situation where there needs to be a third side: as in THEY BOTH SUCK. Either way you look at it, it's vandalism, considering USPS mailboxes are supposed to be blue - I believe navy blue to be specific. Yeah, THEY BOTH SUCK is my side to pick in this situation.
Y'all. I am leaving Home Depot and they are setting up the tent to start selling Christmas trees. It is October 8th. Like, can we not do 1 holiday at a time? It's overwhelming, please. Asking for a friend. Thank you.
Hey junkies, it's just Json here. A uh, this Esa ES Or Isaiah, whatever it is, that was a storm named a few years back and nobody knew how to say it. Then either, it really does look like it should say Isaiah. But uh, you know, how they uh they retire the storms when they're really, really bad. Is it bad to wish that? It's really, really bad. So we don't ever have to hear that dumb name again.
So about the, uh, substitute teacher, that was dividing the students up between uh, race and gender and gay and virgin did. she actually succeed and dividing the kids up because it'd be kind of concerning if there was a kid who uh, wasn't a virgin. And also interesting to see what kids that age might identify as gay. All right, that's it. Wobbledy, wobbledy everybody.
So you probably already moved past all this, but I'm just now getting to catch up and listen because unlike Tanya who's in every chat from the monsters to your show to Jimmy to probably later in the afternoon on, repeat, Tom and Dan. She has no life and no job. So that's why she's in their monitoring all the time. But it was only because of the teasing yesterday, you waited, till almost the end of the show and every other day, you've been saying, we'll do Cornell, we'll do Cornell updates and you never did until you would talk about it in the chat, in the chat on the brakes but then it wasn't until the end of the show and you skipped Monday and you skipped Friday. So you be briefly mentioned anything, that's all. I said he's going to tease forever and then she called me a bitch. Because she's like, I'll never understand people who listen to the show and constantly hate and I said 2 things, and now I'm a hat. Of the show for life even though I've been listening forever. Okay. But that's what I mean. Her power chips. So she put me in timeout a couple times because she couldn't handle me giving her any opposition to her claim.
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? Uh, just been having a really bad mental, like week or so, you know, whatever life, right? And I just left work early because man, I am just not doing well anxiety wise. Does anybody else just like, get the urge to just want to go binge drink and uh, have that be the rest of their day. I think I'm gonna go hit up the liquor store and I'm gonna go home and shower and not wear a bra for the rest of the day. And just Contemplate life or sleep. But just on the chitchat say. Hi guys. Hope you're having a good 1. Bye.
