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Key West life from a local
Hey Sean uh regards to your Key West trip. I actually saw you coming to my bar uh Dirty Harry's around 9:00 on Friday night. Uh I was the singer on stage being in a Sublime song. Uh, unfortunately, I was excited, I wanted to meet you but, uh, you didn't stay very long. Um, But I see what you're saying about the service industry in Key West and everyone not being so happy. A lot of it is because a lot of service industry, you know, bartenders and servers are down here feel very trapped by the money they make because the money is very good. But living expenses are also high. So it does create a, uh, a kind of work to survive, uh, environment and attitude down here in the keys. Um, and a lot of people feel trapped and don't necessarily know where to go, uh, because this is the most money they've ever made in their lives. Uh, working down here. So, uh, yeah, a little food for thought on what Key West has going. But, uh, as a musician, uh, I love it personally. So, it's great for me.

I have the perfect companion for finger girl. She’s clearly a mutant from Mars.

Jails now
What do you junkie crew? I just got out of jail earlier this year. Because I got a DUI. And now, when you go into jail, They don't give you a risk band. They give you an identification card. That has your picture on it, like you work for Microsoft. and they have to scan that every time you want to get a meal and now you can also get tablets in jail and, It's, it's a different world, man. I'm getting too cheated.

Lindsey Jury and athlete accident.
What's going on news junkies? So about the whole uh, Lindsay Clancy thing with the jury. It really kind of brings to light. The mindset of people that go into those juries and how many times this has happened in other cases that we, you know, didn't know about because maybe it just didn't have the, the right coverage. I think they should do, maybe not public interviews, but they should do. legal interviews for every jury and to figure out if their vote, whatever it is, is based on the case and the facts presented and not their own bias for other things and and agendas and such Um, but as far as the, the athlete that had her little accident, I think they should have immediately pulled her out the exact second that it started and not had to redo the entire area. And that's just a, a mess.

Madea had the same thing happen at her island hotel
There's a media movie. I think it's media's destination wedding, where they go to some Island and when her and the rest of the crew check in, they do the exact same thing. They try to tell them like, if you want a room that's ready, now it'll cost you this much more money and I think they all pay it or something and put it on somebody's car. But anyways, it apparently that might be a total thing because it definitely happened to media in a fictional film.

Congrats on the increase in viewership
Welcome back junkie. Um, bit of a data nerd and I noticed that your YouTube views are up, pretty significantly. Um, congrats. You've kind of hovered around the 2.7 2.8k viewers. Um, most of your videos for a while and now I'm seeing, I think 3 and 4,000 views on your most recent video. Good job, dude. That's awesome. Um, please update the app so that I can tap the microphone button to end my dispatch. Um, that would be a nice feature. Wiggle, wiggle, pop up.

SYDNEY SWEENEY
What's up, junkies happy today. So, Sean Sydney Sweeney thing is so dumb because the same women complaining about, oh well, you know, she's she's destroying women's sports, da da da, da da, they're the same ones that are like go off queen go get your only fans back go Queen get your money sex work is so great. You know go off Queen you do you get that misogyny back? Take that money from those men. Go off Queen, it's so dumb. Have some standards or don't have zero or have zero standards at all. God. Idiots. Anyways, back to goona.

Must visit other parts of the keys
Hey Sean. Um I would definitely say you should check out other Islands from the keys. There's Marathon I've stayed on Marathon that's I think the largest 1 that's a really cool Island. Uh, the bridge is right there, um I stayed on Big Pine Key with all the key deer walking around. That's pretty cool. Uh I would also recommend like maybe staying up in the Upper Keys like where Isa marada and I think Key Largo is and you can go to a place called Robbies and feed these giant tarpon fish that jump out of the water. It's it's a pretty cool it's a pretty cool set of islands and just going to Key West for me every time I've gone. It's always just been a 1 day. 1 night thing, we go there for the day, we stay until night, watch the people on the street. You know, do the performance is get some drinks. And then leave but the rest of the time is spent snorkeling or out in the water. Not in the city center where everything's packed. Have a good show guys. Bye.

Rate my blank
Is there going to be a rate in my blank this week? And who won last week?

The keys
What's going on, junkies? Hey, as far as the keys go, uh, it's been a week in the keys earlier in June, and it was amazing. And every restaurant we visited the service was on point, but we were in Marathon we always get a house right on the water where we can dock the boat and spend most of our time out on the boat but Marathon Key Services much better than down there in Key West. I don't even go down there when the rest of the people want to go walk around. I have no interest in that spot anymore. Anyways, have a good 1 guys, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.