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I accidentally sent fire to a car
in my early 20s, I lived in an apartment complex where there was a guy that always parked crooked and the best to parking spaces. And so me and my roommate always. vandalized his car, and Seemingly meaningless ways. 1 time. We covered his car with a bail of hay. And he spoke to it off. And drove off. And later that day. somebody else parked there and the Hutt engine of their car, lit it up and completely burned out the car. so, My Confession is that I accidentally set a car on fire. For an innocent person.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I told my deaf friend about the Mel Gibson drama. He said he hadn't heard about it.

back to work
Hey everybody, happy today, and it's super happy today, it is because I finally got to go back to work. I've been out on a broken knee for 7 weeks and then I had to stay out of work. Do physical therapy for another week and some change but today, I finally got back out to the job. And thank goodness too because I need money. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Clancy haunted house?
You bring up a good point about the Clancy house, always you know, tripping out over the sounds and stuff. You probably could make a a fair amount of money owning that house in either making it a a hot spot for haunted, house visits. Or let all these uh these Tick Tock investigators come and and reenact the scenario and uncover the mystery of what happened themselves.

New Gypsy's are not the same as Winter Park Gypsy's in the early 80s.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the gypsies. I grew up in Winter Park and I remember as a kid watching like the local news and there would be like a story about gypsies coming into some neighborhood. And I swear to God, I thought it was like an oxen and a covered wagon and like Gypsies. And I was a little bit older when I found out that that wasn't the case.

The bottom feeders of society
What's going on news junkies? I think that's the Bottom Feeders of society is any parent who neglects or abandons their children?

daved
Good afternoon. Ladies junkies, it's Mike. This is for David. David. It sounds more like I'm calling you out, it sounds more like you're a pervert and you wanted to do something else besides help that woman or help any young woman that goes to your door. Nobody go to David's store because he doesn't sound like a normal person. Second of all. How many times have we saw? Or heard that? There's 1 Howe Place woman. At the door. And there's 3 Guys, waiting in the bushes to Ambush somebody and to jump them. I don't know guys, it's a crazy world. Take care.

Forgive me for my confession.
Here's my confession news junkies forgive me for I sense. I um, I used to work at Dick Sporting because it's about 20 years ago, um, And I may or may not have definitely did with my permanent marker, draw that thing that that store is named after. Everywhere. I mean, everywhere on the store in every wall on the mannequins, if you look on the ceiling in the store, manager's office, there's 1 in there. Um, if you look under the desk and the administrative office assistants, there is 1 underneath there. Um, the shoe racks in the stock in the backstock room. Underneath those shelves, there's a bunch there. Um, I think it probably Drew like 50 maybe a hundred of those things all over that store because it was fun.

I'm so tired of these utopia everyone is special idiots.
What's up, junkies? Happy Monday, it's great. Right. Great. Great. Great. David, you're dumb. Jesus and the people that think it's safe to just oh let's go help the homeless people, I have a homeless guy that walks my neighborhood, that decided to sit there and try to record my children. On their on his phone because he's crazy and he's not homeless, he's got a home. He's crazy. He refuses to take his medication. He's been called the police have been called on him multiple times. People have approached him. What has he done? He's setting screamed and screamed and almost assaulted multiple women and multiple children. But he refuses it to do it to men because the men will beat the living. Stuff out of him. So, get with reality. There are evil people in this world and there are people that are so broken that you can't fix them. Get off your high horse and shut up and get with reality.

SoFlo HS golf cart thefts
Swip might have been 93 94 and Margate Florida, Sean. You might be familiar with the area. Uh 1 of my buddies went to high school at Cypress Creek High School and me and my other friend are in middle school at the time. And we decide that we're going to steal the uh golf carts from the high school because we figured out a way to do it which wouldn't be too hard. We got some wire cutters. There's no cameras. We we cut a hole. We pushed up the fence. We located the the golf carts and drove them from the high school back to our neighborhood. So this might have been a 15 20 minute job that night uh driving back alone and then we stored them in a wooded area where we'd hollowed out like, uh, boys Fort that. We would hung out and do stuff in. And we rode those things in that Fort and around that area until they died. And then when they died, we let them on fire. I'm pretty sure uh, to destroy the evidence and we were never caught. And that was that see you?