Absolutely not, you do not euthanize the tiger or a bear or a harambe or whatever based on Darwinism if you are not smart enough to stay out of an enclosure with a deadly beasts. Darwinism. Cocaine.

Did you do the Kelly Clarkson? Pick a side yet? What would you be?

Hi, Sean. Uh, I just saw out all the windows in my neighbor's car with a slingshot last night, 2 nights ago. They dumped 6 puppies in our dog park. So, uh, Yeah, they had a common man. If I get caught, I really don't care. My dad's a lawyer. So we're good. Bye.

A long long time ago, when I lived in Orlando, right there on 436 in an apartment complex, south of Winter Park. Um I was really into film at that point. I had a bunch of uh 8 millimeter films. I bought on eBay. I bought an 8 millimeter film camera and was shooting my own stuff. I had a new projector and some new reels came in. So my buddy, Dave outside of his apartment, had a handball court and it featured, um, a big white brick wall of some kind. And so we decided to just project some of my movies on that and we were watching a news reel. From 1944 45 and all of a sudden there's people all around us, all of the families that lived in all of the apartments around came out to look and see what I was projecting on the wall. Just as in Italy, they were publicly executing some People who had been treasonous to the government or it had something to do with the War, I don't know. They had bags over their heads and they were being shot and I accidentally horrified a lot of people with children.

Monday News Junkie crew. um, these executions I say, We Exile them. Put them on a chunk of floating ice up in uh you know the North Pole Antarctica. Summer's off the coast of Alaska. But the polar bears, get them. Let's Feed the Bears. if they manage to survive and make it back to land, Then the, you know, they can carry over their life.

You bring up a good point. Sean concert video isn't worth the data storage that it takes up on your damn device. And it's not just concert videos from artists, it could be concert videos of Dare you say it family members. Um, it could be Fourth of July videos. It could be present, unwrapping. This is all kinds of things that we record as if its 150 freaking percent necessary. But how often do we use those as a point of reference, or even a historical significance? We we keep it. It's taking up the damn memory. But I might watch those videos once every 10 years. I still got them though, so

So my daughter is in school for the daily show but she listens to SS with me on my account. She's never heard the back on a plane song in its entirety. She is missing sooooo much of your show and I can't even Google the song to let her hear it. She has all of the magnets and stickers and I have to try to sing /explain them for/to her.

Happy Friday, guys. Uh, my near-death experience happened when I was 20 years old. Um my roommate. And I at the time, took his parents' Mercedes without their knowledge up to South Carolina to go visit a buddy. Uh we were driving back in the middle of the night. I was driving the car doing about 90 miles an hour on the highway when a huge Deer, uh, came running out from the median. Um, I end up swerving over 3 Lanes, kind of went off the side of the road and still ended up clipping the deer. Um, it rolled down the front driver, side of the car. Hit a little portion of the windshield and rolled down the whole rest of the car. Um, I kind of skidded and swerved to a stop. I was most terrifying thing in my life, but if I was 1 foot over to the left, um, you know, in the car, we would have taken out the legs of the deer and that would have gone straight through the windshield and that would have been cooked for us. So, watch out for deer. Uh, have a good 1, guys. Peace.

Hi, this is John here. I'll try to make this quick about 12 years ago. My brother used probably 24 25 at the time was driving through Eustice with 3 of his buddies in a green Chevy Cavalier, they got, they pulled over at the 711 to get gas in Eustace and we're like almost immediately sworn by probably 8 or 9. Sheriff deputies, 5 or 6 uses PD. I mean the whole parking lot was filled. They pulled guns on them. Put them in handcuffs went through their car checked, all their IDs and stuff and then, basically, same thing said up, you're good to go. We're just conducting an investigation that left and then like a couple days later, we found out that they were investigating 3 or 4 white boys, in a green Cavalier that shot up some place in Eustace. And we're heading towards Mount Dora. They saw them and just followed them to the gas station, swarm them and did all that. But never said anything just said, okay, you're good. Have a nice day and left. So, so I don't know, it's pretty crazy wiggle wiggle, and all the