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Clancy lawyer
Hey, what's going on news, junkies? So that lawyer is definitely a hypocrite in every way. I mean, obviously for the cell phone use alone, but he's saying you're saying, don't bring like your personal life and everything into your decision. But yet is that not exactly what all the women that did the interviews were doing. When they kept saying, oh, we have to vote this way because this could potentially affect uh, the outcome of future trials.

Shawn Look Alike! This is a friend of mine



Tuffys
Thanks again for Halloween Eve, boys. It's always a great time at Live Events and I always recommend that people attend those when possible. Um, you get to have a good time with the other listeners interacting with them and interacting with the show, always a super fun time. I was hanging out with Mama Greaser and water boys at my table, we got to see uh, Ryan Holmes swing through. Uh, cool costumes. Right? Uh, oh daughter 2 times was there. I didn't know she wasn't supposed to be there, but I had her there. She blending right in though, so, it worked out. And I didn't mind her being there, even though there was a dude, running around with halfday Duke's on tied together, about strings, it all works out, uh, costume contest was cool. The ostrich was pretty neat but my hands down, winner was the binbot because I think being able to functionally shoot marshmallows out of your tits. Should be a winner at something like that, every day in time. Uh, I also got stuck with this wooden Tuffy's nickel because I forgot to turn it in even though I did drink a number of drinks. I never got my free 1. Damn it.


I'm in Port St. Lucie, and I couldn't leave my house yesterday. Was Crazy!!

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Well, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman is at it again. A recent interview with Altman revealed that we shouldn't own the RAM or DRAM cards we have on our computers, calling it a waste, and that they would be better utilized in the data centers that OpenAI owns or leases. Hard pass. You can have my DRAM cards when you can grab them from my cold, dead hands. [Screaming Goat]

I voted and it was Part One Tribe across the board! 3rd laptop sticker for the win!

Murrrr ica. Also what did Palm Bay do to CLANE? :p