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Rate my Costume NothingPurchased All from the House I was told I look l Negan (from The Way alking Dead) so we went with it I will have to send an email for the decorations 90% created and we go nuts. Even had some DB call the cops once.

My thoughts on daylight savings time
If they keep Daylight Savings Time active and do not change the clocks. The next thing people are going to be complaining about is that it's not daylight until 8:30 in the morning, come to the end of December.

Taking the SunRail with my gf to the show tomorrow.
Hey, junkies super excited for tomorrow. I got to convince my girlfriend to come along trying to get her to become a fan of y'all. Uh, I found out something cool. I forgot the uh, sun rail exists, so I'm taking it up from, uh, CMI to Sanford. So I don't have to sit on I4 traffic. It's like 4 bucks, but, uh, super excited, can't wait for tomorrow. Got my just call Moe VIP card, ready to go. Uh, so you guys tomorrow,



Lunch lady arms
So when it comes to the pick a side, I think the dispatcher who called it, a racist situation was trying to highlight that the 1 woman emphasized, the word English, when implying that the English British woman didn't understand English. That being said, I take the lunch lady side because she was at least seemingly polite and decent. Throughout this interaction, she might have started off, being not courteous taking up a bit much space, but this other woman came in all gas. No breaks a complete batch about the whole situation. I can't feel bad for her anymore. She made herself the villain in a winnable situation. You know what I'm saying? So I'm going with the other chick so you

Rate my Halloween part 2 Dino dna

Rate my halloween ..Dino dna

The cutest rate my Halloween spirit. Does it get any cuter

Airplane lunch lady
Okay. First of all, it's been a really long time since I've done a dispatch. So hello C Lane and hello. Sean. Second of all, I travel for work and I'm on a plane. All the time and sometimes I have a layover in Atlanta. I use Delta I almost always have to go through Atlanta and sometimes I don't have enough time to eat lunch and I have to bring my lunch on the plane and I don't think that's a big deal at all and I don't understand why people think it's a big deal for you to bring your lunch from a restaurant in the airport, onto the plane with you. Sometimes my layover is an hour which by the time you get off the plane and you walk 10 miles through the Atlantic Airport you don't have time to sit and have a beer and a burger. You have to bring it with you. Uh, but I think that the camera lady is Bonkers and way overblowing, it, I love you.