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More name options for the Jitter Bug.
hey news, Junkies Blue hassle here. I just wanted to chime in and say, I think uh, Sean's really on to something with the whole naming the self-driving car for elderly people. After the Jitterbug But uh, I don't think we should stop there. Why don't we get the, uh, we can get the Fiat. We can get the Jerry axi. We can get a, a boomer Zoomer. I mean why stick to Volkswagen? And just have the 1, manufacturing, all make their own. We could make this a thing and come up with a whole list. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

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Cash for clunkers
Hey guys, happy day you mentioned Cash for Clunkers. That was actually a horrible. Horrible idea and a horrible thing. It was terrible for the environment. The reason is when they took in your clunker, that most of them were still operational. They literally poured this metal flake into the engine and seized the engine up. So everything on it was garbage. So it had to go to the uh, junker and a lot of that stuff ended up in landfills. And as the heavy metals, it can't get out of the water. Whatever forever chemicals, and it also took lower price Vehicles. Completely off the market, not off the market out of the existence, so people that were looking for inexpensive. Cars were not able to find them because they literally melted them down stupid idea.

Happy Birthday C-lane!! Have a great weekend trip!

Rate my: Breakup - Valentines day
Good afternoon junkie and crew, uh, quick breakup story. Uh, I was with this girl for, I don't know, maybe a year or so. Uh, my life was going nowhere fast. So I joined the military, got stationed out in California. Um, the rate I had was a secret ones. Our Schoolhouse was a secret building. No electronics, no phones, no nothing. So I wasn't able to call or communicate uh with said person until later on in the evening, which she had the 4-Hour time difference to Florida was even later and she was just An ungrateful, griping, just miserable person, and I got sick of it 1 day. And I was like, you know what, we're done, uh, you know, I can't handle this called, or we broke up, which wouldn't sound out of the ordinary, but I did not realize it was Valentine's Day. So, um, not only did I forget that? Valentine's Day, I broke up with her on Valentine's Day, but Good riddance, y'all have a great 1.


Friends? Maybe?
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I just heard a little bit of your tidbit of a segment, just got out of work. Saying, if Lindsay Clancy, whatever death mom is, uh, how her quality of life is going to be, I don't know. I was like, man, nobody's gonna really want to be around her, and I was like, oh wait, I'm sure. Casey Anthony might have something in common with her. Maybe they can be besties. Bye, guys.


Just some well wishes
What's up, junkies? Happy today, John, I'm trying to was it here today. Um, I'm sorry about my voice, I scorched it. This morning, when Gloria gas, um, anyways. Um we should see you later. Happy birthday tomorrow, the safe travels to you. Safe travels to you. Sean um and uh Happy Birthday to Mr. Big T and uh we're Travis and the 1 and only Santa and happy birthday to you tomorrow. See you later. Bye. Wiggles pops.

New iPhone? Nah.. I'm good.
All right, if you ask me, the phone, evolution stopped about 15 years ago. Remember, when we had the the chirp phones that the blackberries, the Juke, the Razr phones, the flip phones, Now, everything is just shaped the same that most of the same color, the same features. Um, same camera, they just enhance the camera with every phone. That's pretty much it. Um, and no phone should be costing that much 352500 bucks. And it does the same thing as the other companies, phone no phone should be costing that much. So, I don't know. I'm not impressed by these new phones at all and I haven't been for a while. I guess it's just me hippie out.