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Cindy Lou Who
Antonio Pizza actually has quite a bit of public service type experience for a 19 year old !
Antonio Pizza actually has quite a bit of public service type experience for a 19 year old !
BootsyMoonshine
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Ok, I admit it. I'm the one. I threw the hotdog on my own roof. And then I made Courtney get it down. But don't worry, she still had time to make me my little snackaroonie of sticky rice and chicken!
Pinkman
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A bustah. Hand ova da gob a ghoul or ya gonna be sleepin wit da fishes [Gunshots]
The News Junkie
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My name is Shawn Wasson and I have a gun - oh, wait there's a phone call coming in - [Telephone Ringing] Hello. What's that? Oh there's an INCOMING ALIEN INVASION??? [Alien Roar] SHOOT THEM! SHOOT THEM! [Gunshots] Thank god we killed the aliens and saved the world. God bless America.
Mako Brett
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Production C-Lane smoke on NewsJunkie. I looked outside and heard this approaching sound. [Police Siren] Then everybody started running down the street.
The News Junkie
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I did some work on the mobster voice and now if you make fun of it, you'll be sleeping with the fishes for real. This is the real deal, a REAL NEW YORK MOBSTER buddy. The big apple. Capiche?
guitarslinger
Faucci is a grifter?
Really, they're accusing him of grift. 12 million dollars is a drop in the ocean compared to what's going on now? Just an observation, nothing political here.
Cris P. Bacon
Shawn, I owe you big thank you. I’ll explain
Afternoon News junkies Sean. You are a turd. Now I have that stupid gummy bear song stuck in my head and it will not go away. Thanks, buddy.
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