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Safety patrol
What's up, junkies hope everybody's having a wonderful day. Sean, I think you really missed out by night. Uh, becoming a safety patrol. The power that the orange sash gives you is recognizable worldwide. You have the authority to stop children from running down the hallway, creating a safe environment for all children. You can stop kids ask for their hall pass, you even get out of class a little bit early to go work, the bus stops. Man, it's definitely an incentive for children to be good.

Lucia loves the news junkie!
Hey duckies it's Samsung bird here. Thanks for the shout out for Lucia. Uh she is still in second place. If you guys want to vote or give her a quick follow, her Instagram is seen with Lucia that's at s e. I n g with Lucia. L u c i a wiggle wiggle. Pop pop. Thanks guys. See you soon.

Okay, so I have 2 things 1 with Nancy Guffey. Why have I not heard on any Source? They say she's mentally there. But physically not, but I haven't heard anything about any home, health aides or medical help that comes in. being looked at, The other thing. About fbl. Um, yeah, these these costs and prices are ridiculous. I just got the estimated bill which closes out in 2 days at 40087 and that's with my are being offered multiple days. Because it was cool enough outside just to open the windows. So yeah, this whole thing is getting ridiculous.

Lucia says thank you so much for voting for me for America's Favorite pet! I kght not be able to see all of you, but I can definitely feel the love! Wiggle wiggle pop pop!!

Just call Colombo. I'm sure he can solve this problem. Have a good day.

I finally got a chance to do my doodle of a news junkie magnet because we're having a big safety meeting so I stayed safe by doodling so I did have doodle and half copy and paste I hope you like it

Evil Eye pee Jug
It's evil eye. Why don't you just get a a p jug with a cap on it and keep it next to your bed that way when you have to pee because the older you get, you're going to go like 4 or 5 times a night. You just go in The Jug, put the cap back on, go right back to sleep. You don't even have to walk anywhere and then in the morning you dump it and you rinse it out real good and then you have it there next night. Jeez. Y'all are making it way more difficult than it needs to be and don't say it's great. You do that. If you had broken legs, too,

Bold move but cringe.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about if it's cringe, or if it's romantic. Uh, I think it's 100% cringe. The only way you're going to save yourself and it's not even a guarantee is with something that Sparkles or shines. That's all I got to say.

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