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Cher the show Tuesday, has started already
So, 1 of my customers, right? As I'm leaving her yard says, oh, hey, you listen to the news junkie, too. Cuz she saw the back of my van, I'm like, yeah, you know, so that started another 10 minutes of talking about the show and all that. And now I'm late to my next appointment. But uh, anyway yeah, share the show Tuesday, already started, do you? Oh, she got a whole bunch of new magnets from me. Bye.

8 year old on jet ski
Again, we're just saying Sean about the guy in the jet ski or the kid on the jet ski. Um, but all your examples you gave were literally controlled environments. Where kids are on tracks on a controlled environment. I mean, they're being watched and monitored unlike in just like an open ocean or Open Water type situation where you got everybody just running around willy-nilly our watercrafts. I personally don't think it's a great idea to have an 8-year-old on a jet ski. That's just me, I get what you're saying. We're also from the generation where, you know, parents just let kids do stuff. we're also the reason why there's warnings on a lot of things and we're also the reason why there are laws just just saying wiggle wiggle

Face book monies
Hi guys, I hope everyone is doing so great on this. This pump Friday. Um, sorry about my voice or whatever is coming out of my mouth. Um, no, that's not what she said. Okay, it's not funny. Anyway, Sean, I got my Facebook monies and I got a lot more than I expected. Okay. I was going to ask if you wanted to guess, but I'll just tell you it is 7. Dollars and 21 cents? Yeah. Facebook Instagram, Twitter. Y'all see this? Anyway, that was so dumb anyway, happy Friday. And hope everyone has a great fourth and don't drink and drive and stuff.

Game of magnets in California


Kids vs lady
Okay, yeah, the ladies really in the wrong. As much as I hate to though, I got to side with the kids but that little kid is an annoying bastard. I'd like to wrap my hands around his throat and throttle the crap out of him. He really is annoying.

Will Wheaton
I agree. Wil Wheaton is a big jerk. We shouldn't be nice to Wil Wheaton because Wil Wheaton is an ass and will get his ass kicked. By The Rock.

Looking good C Lane!
Hey there. I was in Orlando earlier this week and see Lane, I saw your Billboards All Around Town. Looking good, buddy. So I am 1 of The Crazy Ones that have no problem. Keeping my thermostat between 74, and 76 degrees. Otherwise I'm cold and I'm putting on pants and a sweatshirt. I don't want to be cold in my house. I don't like being cold period. That's why I moved to Florida. So yeah, I guess I'm 1 of The Crazy Ones. After hearing, you talk about, keeping your thermostat at like 70°. Wow. But that's okay. That's it. Have a wonderful and safe. Semiquincentennial celebration everybody.

Last video wouldn’t up load. I’ll try this one. This was Mexico game on Tues. we had 8k people here. We can get the numbers from the city because they track IP addresses. Bridgeway station watch party.

Any cooler then I feel like I need pants and a sweatshirt in the house!