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Poor Marilyn
I feel so bad for Marilyn Monroe. Even after death, they couldn't leave her alone. Uh, Richard poncher about the space above her grave or whatever. So, he could be buried upside down so that he's laying on top of her.


CVS/Walgreens in Seattle
Yeah, so I was in Seattle Washington uh to go on an Alaskan cruise. And I was wearing my UCF stuff and uh, 1 of the things they talk about in Seattle is their how low their crime rate is? Of course, they have made most legal or illegal drugs legal. So yeah, your crime rate's going to go down because no 1's getting arrested for drugs. The clerk at the store. uh, I guess to let me know how much better Seattle was than Than Florida. She said yeah, yeah, yeah. You understand how, or did you hear how great our crime rate is? I said, yeah. Well you you know what? We don't have in Florida. That's uh, that would be armed guards. At our CVS's and Walgreens. Standing there with machine guns. So, I guess there's a drawback to living in Florida or Seattle


I might be patient zero for some viruses
So saline knows a few of these stories, but I might be the final destination. Person for viruses because in Late July of 2019, I was in Wuhan China on tour, with a show. And walked around in between my soundtrack and the show and then flew back to New York City. And I was also at that bowling alley that the guy with the Ebola, went to after he got to New York that same night. And I was supposed to go on a cruise this this month. I mean I don't know what's happening but viruses are trying to kill me.


Open cary can get crazy.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the open carry, um, to each of their own. Like, I, I personally don't do it, but it doesn't bother me. But I will say that I lived in Charlotte North Carolina for a little while, and there was a guy in a Dick Sporting's Goods. That had a like a flint, lock pirate pistol. Like tucked in his belt and I was like, that guy is my hero.



They’re off the boat ….
Hey guys. Why bought the ship? I think they are already off the ship, right question mark or at least people over here in the US have already disembarked. Look it up. See you bye.

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