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Adderall
I don't know if you guys are aware, but at all is just amphetamines. It's basically speed. So, yeah, it's very addictive.


Bahamas boat
Hey guys, what's up from Daytona Beach? Um, I was listening to you guys talking about the guy's wife that's missing in the Bahamas from the boat. And I don't know if you remember story from like 25 years ago. Um, but it was here and it was actually my best friend growing up. Um, they were on like a 19 foot boat. I think outside of Daytona, not far from the shore whatsoever. Um, and the dad, and the little brother were scuba diving and I guess his something malfunctioned with his tank, the father. Um, yeah. And so they lost him. He the brother swam back to the boat by the time they look back. You know, he was gone with the waves. He was trying to take his equipment off, I guess he couldn't do it fast enough so it's really possible. These people just get washed up. It took 10 days to find this man.

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Wife went in to labor, I sped, got a ticket

Crazy ring guy
What's up? So I'm watching you on YouTube and I've seen this crazy guy footage on the ring Cam and is it weird that I want this to happen to me, like I would have opened the door and shot the guy like 40 times and went back in and stuff like a baby. Anyways, love the show.

Doorbell guy would have been shot through the door by my wife if that was my house
What's going on News? Junkie crew, man, this doorbell, dude, I would have already texted my wife and instructed her to load the slugs into my 12-gauge shotgun and shoot that. Garbage right through the door and I'll just replace the door. No big deal, but if I'm not at home, my wife knows how to load and use my guns and she will Guys, lucky. He didn't knock on my door.

Trust me False Prophet documentary
Talking about the false prophet documentary. On Netflix, I have not seen anything funnier than when Samuel asked. Them to record him on his motorcycle and record him hiking. And he was just jumping from rock to rock. It reminded me of my 6 year old son. Trying to show me something cool. He can do. Absolutely hilarious.

There you go there's the real test Am I clear or not
Is a test of the News, Junkie dispatch system. This is only a test. Had this been a real dispatch? I would have been more of an idiot and Sean probably would have frowny faced me. This has been a test of the News Junkie dispatch system. Thank you.

Mic check
Microphone check 12. What is this? The 5 foot assassin with the rough deck business. I float like gravity. Never had a cavity got more Rhymes than the Wanda's got family. Well just checking the mic, if it sounds good. Might have to break out the guitar soon. Love y'all. Ah.

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