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Halloween broadcast
Hey, junkies just got my ticket for the Halloween broadcast. I'm I'm taking my girlfriend to go. Um, bit of a life hack for anyone. If you're more in southern Orlando. And you don't want to drive all the way up to Sanford, go to like, 1 of the SunRail stations, ride it up to Sanford. They have a free trolley. That'll take you to where all the bars are and is way better than driving and sitting on I4 but that that's what we're doing and kind of making a day out of it. Uh but yeah I'm excited, it's going to be fun.

Recognizing KELLY!
Well, in all fairness. Kelly Clarkson I've seen at probably 250 pounds and at 100 pounds so she might be hard to recognize by any store clerk at any given time. Just saying it's a possibility. we'll go, we'll go pop, pop

Gotta go with the store
I kind of put Kelly Clarkson in the same category of most um, privileged Entitled Pop-Tarts, their behavior is usually not Stellar. I can't think of a lot of them that are very nice with the exception of maybe Dolly Parton, but she really wasn't a Pop-Tart. She was an icon. So anyway, yeah, I got to go with the store on this 1.

I side with the tiger 
Absolutely not, you do not euthanize the tiger or a bear or a harambe or whatever based on Darwinism if you are not smart enough to stay out of an enclosure with a deadly beasts. Darwinism. Cocaine.

Kelly Clarkson pick a side
Did you do the Kelly Clarkson? Pick a side yet? What would you be?

crime
Hi, Sean. Uh, I just saw out all the windows in my neighbor's car with a slingshot last night, 2 nights ago. They dumped 6 puppies in our dog park. So, uh, Yeah, they had a common man. If I get caught, I really don't care. My dad's a lawyer. So we're good. Bye.

I accidentally showed film of a public execution to a group of children
A long long time ago, when I lived in Orlando, right there on 436 in an apartment complex, south of Winter Park. Um I was really into film at that point. I had a bunch of uh 8 millimeter films. I bought on eBay. I bought an 8 millimeter film camera and was shooting my own stuff. I had a new projector and some new reels came in. So my buddy, Dave outside of his apartment, had a handball court and it featured, um, a big white brick wall of some kind. And so we decided to just project some of my movies on that and we were watching a news reel. From 1944 45 and all of a sudden there's people all around us, all of the families that lived in all of the apartments around came out to look and see what I was projecting on the wall. Just as in Italy, they were publicly executing some People who had been treasonous to the government or it had something to do with the War, I don't know. They had bags over their heads and they were being shot and I accidentally horrified a lot of people with children.

I say we give the convicts to polar bears
Monday News Junkie crew. um, these executions I say, We Exile them. Put them on a chunk of floating ice up in uh you know the North Pole Antarctica. Summer's off the coast of Alaska. But the polar bears, get them. Let's Feed the Bears. if they manage to survive and make it back to land, Then the, you know, they can carry over their life.

Damn the videos shawn!
You bring up a good point. Sean concert video isn't worth the data storage that it takes up on your damn device. And it's not just concert videos from artists, it could be concert videos of Dare you say it family members. Um, it could be Fourth of July videos. It could be present, unwrapping. This is all kinds of things that we record as if its 150 freaking percent necessary. But how often do we use those as a point of reference, or even a historical significance? We we keep it. It's taking up the damn memory. But I might watch those videos once every 10 years. I still got them though, so

Late to the party with the “Rate My” photo… just got my Starry Night. Representing up at 36,000 feet. Wiggles/Pops