Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well so I figured I'd try this Dad joke thing out um and see how I do. Um, but I heard Sean started working out. Do you know, what is best? Um what is his favorite exercises is jumping to commercial, bye.
Hey, junkies price here. First dispatch. so, my wife asked me the other day, why I carry a gun around in the house And I told her. Because I'm afraid of Decepticons. She laughed. And then I laughed. Then the toaster laugh. So, I shot the toaster. Niggas and Pops.
Chunky, dog. What's going on News? Junkie crew. All right, Dad joke of the day. Woman walks in from grocery shopping into the kitchen, sees the husband, stalking around the house with a flash water. She questions, what are you doing? He said I'm hunting flies she laughs as if you got any. He said yeah, 5 of them 3. Males 2 females The wife, laughs. So, how do you know, there was 3, males in 2 feet now? He said back to her 3 of them were on a beer, can 2 were on the phone.
Hey, there junkies long time. Listener. Seldom dispatcher. So back in the 90s and early thousands, when scientists were messing with genetics and trying to clone Dolly and all that crap, my dad told me about an experiment where they tried to splice a crabs, DNA with a cheetah's DNA. Oh boy. It went sideways real fast. For drizzle.
