Your complacency for National Security is disgusting.

I noticed something about Sabrina, Sabrina. What goes on in your head? Anytime? Someone mentions their children or their ages because I swear at least 4 times. Now, every time someone says, well, I have 2 kids and they mentioned their ages, you go either, okay or or some kind of like snarky remark. So I'm just curious, like does that trigger you in a way? Because it's happened to me and I'm like, all right, it's whatever. Happened to someone else. And I just thought, all right, maybe I'm just overthinking it. And I've heard it 2 more times and I mean it's almost guaranteed every single time. So I'm just curious, what's going on?

Canadian politics. Make me feel a little nauseous. I don't know why, but I love you guys. You guys are great. Shelly.

Hey news Junkies, you know I have a 7 year old and a 4 year old and I refuse to let them win at anything. It's not because I'm competitive it's because life will never let you win at anything. So why should I let you beat me in a card game or basketball? Its life isn't a participation trophy. Like if you want it, you got to earn it. So when they beat me in a game, guess what? They know they have won.

Hey Sean. Uh, no. You're not correct. Uh, at least for Jews. We believe that anybody who's a good person gets into heaven, it's not an exclusive club and uh, speaking as a member of the Jewish group, I would just want to be surrounded by Jews, uh, for the rest of all eternity. Uh got a little annoying sometimes, so good news is if you're a good Christian, good Muslim, good Hindu uh I would say good atheist but you don't believe in heaven. So what would be the point of uh saying that you get there? But if you're a good person, you can go to heaven, the end.

I'm sorry, but that video of the pope is the most SNL thing I have seen this year. I'm 100% sure there is an able-bodied person behind the pope. Whose arms are actually the ones moving around. This is like Weekend at Bernie's. SNL, all these things combined. Those are not his hands. That's my conspiracy wiggle wiggle, pop, pop.

So, long story short the week before Mystic River came out, I was working at a Blockbuster Video. And somebody went behind the counter and grabbed a copy of it. And I was working the floor just, you know, straightening everything. So they came to the front desk. They checked it out, stupid me, not paying attention. I thought it was missing Pizza. And they uh, got me fired. All because of uh Stupid Sean Penn movie. But guess what? I'm still alive Blockbuster. Is it so take that haha.

so, if you're stuck in space, there's no way to like Fart burp. Blow your way out of that situation. I don't know. I'd figured they'd have like a some kind of pocket propellant and then For those exact situations so that they're not stuck. But I feel like I can let 1 good 1 rip and I could definitely float my way out of there.