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Late "rate my crime" entry, because you sounded so disappointed with the other entries! I met a guy who'd faked his own death, then turned his deceit tactics on me, causing me to be in a police standoff and detained for armed burglary.
I'm going to leave a rate my crime anyway because you sounded disappointed. Well, I met a guy and fell in love. Not knowing he was a master manipulator who had faked his own death 1. Day, I walked into his apartment found him in bed with another woman, they attacked me. He was strangling me on the floor and she punched me in the face, but that made him stop and lead her away. I called police the 2 disorders. So long to respond. Well, it was a because I was in a police standoff and I was the only 1 who didn't know it. They were outside the building hiding behind bushes holding up rifles. They were calling on me to walk out with my hands up. They handcuffed and detained, me supposedly for armed burglary. I carry a gun. Everything was dropped, I later got the body cam. It showed my then boyfriend lying to police pretending. I had broken into the apartment and Back to them, he went on to strangle a woman, nearly to death and then kill himself. I wrote a book about it and that's how I became a true crime author and I have bragging rights for having been in a police standoff.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Isnt the same as standing in a drive thru lane and stopping traffic !! [Gunshots]

Question for Josh
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I have a question for Mr. Josh, Fowler Josh, when you get called in for Fritz on the street for trivia, do you purposely get the answers wrong? Just a screw with everybody. Especially Sean because, you know, he doesn't do too hot. All right? Bye guys.

Could have been possible to do that mileage
Hey guys, that guy with the rental car who's to say. He's the only 1 driving it. If there's a bunch of let's say, Uber drivers that rent a car and they just take turns driving around the clock and then bring it back. It's definitely possible. They did that just a thought.

Field testing at little league ballpark
I live in a small town in North Georgia and I used to maintain and Coach Little League Baseball, the kids, 13 and under and I can remember a lady showing up at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. And being field tested right in our parking lot. In the middle of the ballpark, I actually had to go over and ask the officer if he could take it to a back parking lot where it wasn't visible in front of all the kids. Long story short. They arrested her.

The knockoff calamity
Hey, what up News. Junkie and staff. Hey, stinche your now known as the king of knockoffs. Sean. Watson. Let's do this. Let that thing go to the highest bidder. it's actually a collector's item now to 1 of your fans including myself, perhaps who might want to just pick up 1 of Sean's knockoffs then you'll have the money to get something like um a good friend really would something real and authentic Anyways, have a great day wiggle wiggle, pop up from St, Augustine.

Spider toy
All you have to do is get a little Spider-Man action figure, and put it with that car problem. Solved Spider-Man official.

Jobs
so, I was listening to yesterday's, um, Episode or, you know, whatever your show and I had the answer, my answer to your question, would you rather have a high-paying job that you hated or a low-paying job that you loved? If I had to choose? I would choose, whichever job. I knew I did better because deep down if I'm not doing the job. Well, I hate it. So even if it was a hard job if I did it well and I was getting paid really well for it. I'd rather that but if I had an easy job that I did really well and I was doing it better than the hard job. I'd rather get paid less and, I know I would choose that because I was once a custodian and I did not get paid that much, it's like $15 an hour. With benefits. But it was such an easy job and I loved it. So I guess it's sort of like that's my favorite job as well. So yeah.

Worst Job ever invented! Cleaning portapotties!
Hey guys. All right. Here it is. The worst job. I clean porter potties for a living. I win, I promise you. There is nothing worse because I don't know if people just absolutely lose their minds when they go into these things. But for some reason, You do the most despicable crazy. Unthinkable things inside of these toilets. You can imagine the things I've seen like a human being did this. This this is crazy. This was absolute monster responsible for this and I deal with this every day. You're welcome.

Follow up on the naming of hurricanes
There's Carol. Dustin. Towana. Osprey. James.