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Rate my Crime
Hey everybody happy today. So my submission for rate, my crime is arson. This was premedication swelly um I got it in my head that I was wanted to build a flamethrower and I did. And it worked too well scored the side of my neighbor's house so I was charged, but never convicted. Anyway, I love you, goodbye.

Dafuq is s syrenge sir
Look, I never get to go at Sea Lane but we're all human buds. So when it comes to this syringe syringe thing, I got to tell you a syringe to the eyeball, sounds horrific AF, I'm a diabetic. So I mess with them things every day that sounds awful but a syringe to the eyeball sounds like what like is that what the optometrist gives you that little puff of air that poof that hits you? I don't know what a syringe is. Is it a pill that they give you? I don't know man. So

Shawns debate. Excellent.
This jockeys. Hey Sean, I saw you're a debate with uh Scott Maxwell. Um I think we're really good. He did kind of back up a couple things. Like he kind of stumped him a little bit about certain things. But, I'm pretty sure, you know this. But he is on the gym Cobra show like once a week and when he's on there, the stuff he talks about, he's right about like you are about government slob and overspending. But he gets me so angry. He it seems like all he wants to do is just scare people and to doing this and doing that for whatever political affiliation he is. um, but I think you did a good job and actually Uh, sticking it to him. Um, I can't believe he didn't come on there and did that because when he's on the Jim Cobra show, Nobody on there ever points out or corrects him on anything. So, good job Sean. Why can't it be Bobby?

Shawn you're correct on the collectors
What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean, you are correct on this collector's Market thing. Um, I've dealt with it with the Funko Market because I've been in the Funko market for years and um, you see all the time when uh, a con comes around or something like that. I'm going to such and such con such and such is going to be there. I'm getting these Funko signed uh, put in your pre-order for um this 1 signed and then it'll be like some X like some stupid number of what they want for pre-order. Um don't pre-order anything people, it's a scam, it's a it's it's just a bunch of BS. Stop destroying the collector's Market. It's it's just us, disgusting.

Tesla
The. Roadster that stuck to the ground. It uses these fans that create a suction. Um, it was originally developed by a company called McMurray and it's the McMurray Sperling is the car. And it uses it for downforce. And uh if you watch that car, it's it's super fast. It's like literally the fastest car in the world. Um, but yeah, she's a fan to create a suction.

Hillary swank looks like a monster with bangs
So Hillary Swang just had her third child, it's not bad for someone who's not hot.

Hats off to Shawn
Great job, Sean. Uh, we look forward to hearing more debates. Um, I'm still a no on this and I really just wanted to ended this batch with why Bobbi

Realtor chiming in on taxes and ammendment 3
Hey there, I'm a Florida realtor. I've seen what's going on in the last few years, none of the municipalities who are collecting all of these taxes have had them for very long. This is just a phenomenon that happened after or during the pandemic and after the pandemic prior to the pandemic, we were paying nothing because our houses were valued at less So for people to be paying double and triple and quadruple taxes, that they were expecting to pay. It doesn't make any sense and these these municipalities who jumped on the bandwagon and for the last 4 or 5 years, now are spending all the money. Well too bad. We've got to, you know, take a step back, but yeah, I think that the amendment should pass because I would like a break on my taxes too.

Stole my own car!
So, back when I was in my 20s, I had 2 cars and 1 of them got stolen. A few months later, I actually came across it and stole it back, but just never told the insurance company. Then I got into a a fender bender on the way to an after hours bar. The cop took all the information. I went to the bar. When I came out to the car, I was greeted by about 6 cops with their guns drawn and they arrested me for stealing basically my own car. Uh luckily I was able to get out of it and uh, really hadn't. Pay some restitution and that was it. I never had a record but that was my uh, my encounter with the law.

Rate my crime
I worked for Pizza, Hut in the 90s for 9 years. I was hired as a server and within a year was a manager, my girlfriends. And I would go to the Post Office and dig through the trash and get all the Pizza Hut coupons. That people had discarded, we would cut them up and we had them in our pockets. We use sleight of hand and made 100 bucks a shift. Slipping and coupons were customers, did not have them. We did this for 8 years. Believe it's called them bezel. Anyway, statue of limitations. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.