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Flock song
America flock. Yeah, taking all information of where you go America flock. Yeah, we got so many photos of your license plate America flock. Yeah, you're under a massive violence again. Yeah.

Late for an interview 
Good Afternoon News junkies about 10 years ago. I was hiring for a sales position at my company. Gentlemen, more than qualified on paper, had an interview for. I don't know, let's say 2 oclock and he shows up at 206 and I met him at the door and asked him to have a good day and freedom up to do all that sweet. Sweet cocaine.

I missed a bullet with this job interview
Friend of mine in the industry that I work. In said, hey, go go, check out this place. They're higher in for a new head of video or whatever it was and so I said, okay, so I looked sent my email in got an email back, scheduled an interview, they showed me around, I met everybody and I did not know it at the time but I was beginning a like 6 week plus interview process where I had to meet with 3 or 4 different people in person. I had to meet with somebody online. I eventually had to meet with a pastor through the company at higher to be like a life coach to make sure all the team gets along and had to meet with him and talk about lots of different things and I was real sure. I did not want this job but I thought, well, let's just see how long this goes and it was almost 7 weeks after I sent my first email that they told me, they weren't interested in me and that was fine with me about a year later. Tech company folded so I won no big deal.

auto insurance rebate is based on a Florida rule. They're doing because they have to most likely.
The reason they're giving back money has nothing to do with any kind of altruistic, they're making profits. So they're giving it back to you. There is a statute, the Florida excessive profit statue in the State of Florida over a 3-year calendar business period. If they're making over a certain amount of profit, they have to give it back to the customers, it's a Florida statue. There's no altruistic or stock thing involved here.

Statefarm moneys I got some !
Good morning junkies what's going on, it is me in the pool. Again, the water fountain. Behind me, I am calling about the State Farm thing. So about a week or 2 ago, I did get a check from State Farm and it was like for like 98 bucks or something like that, right? And I never questioned money in the mail, I just immediately, uh, deposited into my account, or cash it before they decide to change their mind and take it back. Um, but it's kind of cool that it's like, you know, mailbox money. I never really thought I got mailbox money before. I did have State Farm for a few years. Um, I am now with all state, but anyway, thanks guys. Bye.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Some Fireworks embarrassing stories. 1. 20 years ago. Bought $300 worth of fireworks and shot some bottle rockets too close to the fireworks bag. Some fireworks lit up from the bottle rocket sparks and had to quickly burry the bag with the nearby sand. 2. Fifteen years ago, tried shooting a motor rocket with an undesignated motar tube. It went up only 10 feet up and blew up and caused a buddy's shirt to singe.

This is totally freaking embarrassing
What up? Junkies about 10 years ago? Me and my wife and my daughter were at Walgreens cashing out. I paid the guy, he handed me my receipt and he said, have a good day. Now, my brain wanted to say you too, dude. And my mouth wanted to say YouTube bud. And they came out the same time. And I looked at this 6'5, 250 lb black man with dreadlocks and said YouTube, boo. Hi, call this man. Boo. Right in front of a 16 year old daughter. I called a grown man Boo. And he just said what? And I didn't know what to say. So I just said, are you ready? I didn't even say a word. I just made a noise. yeah, it was bearish and man Yeah, so now we we we go to CVS. Later.

Embarrassing Story but also juggalo ugh so cringe
Anyways, yeah, that was cringe. I'm just like, you know, it's an embarrassing story for me to admit that I used to be a juggalo technically still am because of my tattoo, but yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't ride with that anymore. Um, but you know, Sean, there's many names Juggalo magic Ninja Wicked clowns. I mean, there's so many different forms of it, but in reality, the Gathering of the Juggalos is for the most part, a bunch of degenerates. Yes, there are the normal people like myself. Back in the day that went and just enjoyed it for the music and the fun. But the majority of them are a bunch of Thieves, Crooks and terrible people that steal from each other and then they say, yeah, we're family, we're family. Yeah. If we're family then why are you stealing from people on a consistent basis at these concerts? It's like the most common thing there. Anyways. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop, pop much clown. Love.

Would rather go to the desert for burning Man than go to a gathering of the juggalos
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Man, I would rather travel to Burning Man. Than go to any Gathering of the juggle, those with all them knuckleheads.

They don't care - until they do
Speaking of blunt man's boldness, it reminds me of how marijuana isn't even legal here, right? And if you go to any big Festival, not only your people partaking, they're just slapping it out in front of every end, anybody just in a mountain quantities. Like oh hey, look at what I brought. It's like, oh no, not look at what I brought put it back in the bag bro. Uh you could tell me you don't got to show me. There's police 10 ft from us. Oh they don't care. Yeah, they don't care until they do see you.