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I grew up in st Charles MO!
Yossi. CHS, I had to check in quickly when you brought out this subject about this judge in St. Charles County, Missouri as a child for a small portion of time. My mother and I lived in the suburbs of St. Louis matter of fact, St. Charles was the name of the town, we lived in in St, Charles County. Um, I was a very young child, but I do remember, uh, the time, um, having to get a babysitter, uh, to watch me because my mom had to go to court. I found out later, um, and and asking her all about this later. Um, it turns out nothing ever, really came of. It was a bunch of trumped up, charges, turns out. Everybody in town just had Suspicious Minds. I will see myself out tip your hug a hunk of burning loaves.

Mom opened up cigarettes at the grocery store and smoked them and then acted like it was an open pack already
Happy weekend News. Junkie crew, back in the day, when you can still smoke in grocery stores in the cigarettes, were just stacked in the racks, on the edges of the, the register Lanes. My mom would go into the store. Grab a pack of marbles. Open them up. And proceeded to chain smoke the whole time. She was shopping, she'd smoke 5 or 6 of them things. And then act like it was already an open pack and never have to pay for them. Probably not the best thing but you know that's what happened.


Diabolical ads on iheart using your real name
All right, guys, I have to ask you, have you guys heard this new diabolical adds that iHeart is playing where they literally take your name from your email, or from whatever account you have with iHeart, and they insert your name into specific like ads. So, like the 1 that I keep hearing is this DUI ad and they keep referencing. My, my name, my name is not like it's not a super duper common name. So like, It's a 100% them taking it. Like, that's so. So weird, has anyone else found this? So it's like, so and so just had a drink so and so just got in their car and now it is being pulled over by the cops for drinking and driving. It's freaking wild. Have you guys heard this? Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

T
Hey, guys. You know, I wish that you and everyone would stop talking about this. Story. My daughter was killed and the most difficult thing. That I had to listen to, was people talking about it, gossiping about it and trying to figure out what happened. While we still didn't know. Maybe you could. And everyone could just respect the family while they're investigating this. I don't know. I just don't like it.

People are dumb
Happy weekend News, Junkie crew. So does William Banks clown uh, that Random Island he was stranded on just having to have Wi-Fi it. So he could post that. He's straight it on an island. How do you charge on his phone? Is there electricity? I don't get it. Uh, people are dumb. How can people believe that stuff? Anyway, hope you all getting into something. Good this weekend. I'm going to be helping my daughter moving to our new house uh, all day tomorrow. So that's my, that's my big plan.

High at the holiday party
A few years ago, I was at a family gathering. Cousins. And I wanted to go out back and, you know, have the old, uh, safety meeting. Um, um. So as we're trying to sneak out back, my little 5-year-old, niece comes over and says, I want to go outside with you and my cousin. Who is her mom? Says, no, no. You gotta stay inside, honey. We're spraying poison. So there's no bugs in the backyard. She says, okay. And then my niece turns around and proceeds to yell really loud. Hey, everybody don't go outside. They're spraying poison.

When you just don’t know what to say
Hey junkies podcast listener. Um y'all were talking about the um the 18-year-old who died on the cruise ship and y'all were struggling to be call her a girl to be call her a woman to be call her a teenager. What do we call her? Y'all just take the easy route and just call her an 18 year old. Female just saying.

Murder proposal
Hey, news. Junkies, um, I have a story and forgive me if you've already heard about it and know about it. But, um, there's this young couple and the boyfriend is proposing to his girlfriend in a basilica in a church, um, and in the middle of a, The Proposal, so they have like a photographer and the video setup in the middle of it. This random guy walks into the camera shot and just starts like confessing that he's a murderer, he's murdered many people, but he's asking for forgiveness, and he doesn't want to hurt any more humans. Um, just totally bizarre and out there and I don't know any more than that but maybe you guys can look into it.

Your dad ass joke for the day about fish
What is up news junkies? Hey, uh, on the that fish thing in a can which is disgusting. Thanks for the warning. Sean. Um, listen, I think we all know that Arthur Curry Aquaman is king of Atlantis. Is what some people may not know, is in later Comics. Arthur had a son. And, uh, they named him Albert. And unfortunately, that kid was, you know, unfortunately caught to Mets and, uh, became, uh, came that thing that y'all were talking about, you know, It's a bad joke but I'm I'm sticking with it to the end. That's all I got deuces.

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