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My Arcade1UP version of The Simpsons arcade. Full on 4 player action.

Rng game
Hey News Junkie. Uh, the best RNG game right now is probably old school RuneScape.

P P Poo poo man
Just for the record pee, pee. Poo. Poo, man is not funny.

how I G.O.M.
Hey everybody. Happy today. So the way I play game of magnets is every magnet that I've ever gotten gets at least 24 hours on the back of my truck. That means event, exclusive magnets, that means secret shows magnets that means first on the street magnets, they have all seen at least 24 hours of play. Now, if it's a harder to find design, normally, I'll switch it out with something that I might have duplicates of, but unless I have been freshly burgled, there will always be a magnet of some caliber on the back of my truck sometimes multiples. Okay. I love you. Goodbye.

Children
It is such a terrible thing to have to sell your children, but it's also it's not the Afghanistan culture. It's the Islamic culture. The where they sell their children into marriage. Okay.

Making sure my son does NOT become a school shooter
So in the past, I've dispatched in about my son and his behavior issues and I kind of joked about it and that sort of thing. But in all reality, the the truth of the matter is if we just left him be and ignored him and weren't involved in his life. Um, he's autistic and he has other multiple, uh, diagnosis that would lead him to a point to where he could become a school shooter. And it's basically working with all of his doctors, we have a team of 4 doctors that we work with and counselors along with his school and, um, if left be, he would be the type of person that would do it. But he's only 11 and we have time and we could stare them in the right direction, and that's what it takes. Um, also, um, I removed all weapons out of my house, I sent them to my son's house 2 States away. So there's that and uh, put us some Burr on Pinkman for secret shows. Let them try to figure out the headphones.

Embrace your hat freak! Don’t hide from it

Can confirm drum line story and bad hair styles
Oh man. Cela, I was cracking up. Hearing that story again. Oh, fun times in that drum line and on another note, People with bad Styles and everything. Of course, we know so many people, I mean I had spiked hair with frosted tips on the top of it, that, that that's how you could talk to a girl, because it's the early 2000s and boy bands were huge. I remember you with the long hair phase. I mean like, uh, we know so many people that are like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. Oh, high school is weird.

Please stop saying Man Hole.
Please stop saying manhole.

Man. Holes
Manholes 10 to 20 feet. Deep do they mean 10 to 20 inches?

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