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Too Fast Too Furious Car Theft Spree Just for the Joy Rides
Okay, so my crime. Well crimes actually plural that I never got caught for. I was 14, 15 years old and I think there was another dispatcher that was kind of similar. But any friend's house that I went over and spent the night or even my own house, I would always steal a car. I was still the car, I was great at getting down the driveway, keeping it in neutral, keeping it quiet until I got a little bit aways away and then I turned it over. And 1 time, this was before Maps, this was before, like Google Maps, we didn't have cell phones like that. These are like Motorola Razr and Nokia brick phone days and driving to um on the highway got lost didn't know how to get back to a veto and stopped at a 711. There was a an officer that was in the parking lot and I was so confident and I was like, I was like Hey, I'm like um I need to get back to Oviedo, do you know, which way I should go and they pointed me right there. And I was like, oh my God, I can't believe they fell for that. I was like 14.

You were taking yesterday about the jelly fish effect this is what I see in Tucson, AZ after the launch from California. .

Paul dissed r kelly....not defending r kelly
Paul McCartney, basically, made fun of R. Kelly's, ignition.

Jamie Kennedy
So how I know of Jamie Kennedy is that he had a uh like a prank show on TV on I think it was a WB or the CW but uh it was like a prank show like Punk and then when you it was revealed, you got pranked. You were exid, you got exid and also, he was in the terrible sequel to The Mask called, Son of the Mask, and he had some kind of disastrous. New Year's Eve broadcast a few years ago where he was all wasted and everybody was wasted and was awful. I don't remember what channel. And so that's how I know. Uh, you might know. Jamie Kennedy. All right. Well,

TTS Dispatch 🤖
You could’ve told me that the Selma Blair audio from yesterday’s show was the Krista Pike audio from the last moments before 911 was called and I would’ve believed you.

Stop the hate
The 1 Thing, That disturbs me the most. Is how? Ill people are towards each other. and the fact that nobody on this planet has to be here, Is all the more reason why we should try to help each other instead of being against each other. Cuz not 1 single soul on this whole planet. Has to be here.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
So my grandmother was born Nicoletta, her parents changed her name to Margaret. My great uncle went from Pascal to Paul. If it wasn’t because of Ellis Island, are you saying they Americanized their name to blend in?

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I’m offended by the Shane Gillis skit, I apparently have been going to the wrong gym [Rimshot]

I tried to sexualize you Shawn but it must be impossible because this is what I ended up with LOL

Family names and Indigenous American heritage
Junkies hope you're having a wonderful day. I was just catching up on the podcast and you were talking about family names, changing after immigration and also families thinking that they have Native American or indigenous American blood within their lineage. But then they don't Um, my family did change their name a little bit after migrating from Italy, in the 40s and they dropped the U from Bueno to be Bono. Um, but that was on their own accord after they were here for a little bit. Also, I was always told, uh, as I was adopted that my paternal grandmother was 100% Native, American Born on a reservation, lived died on the reservation. Um, so that would make me 25%. Well, I did a genetic test to try to see if you know, that was true. Some truth behind it and um, unfortunately I'm not 25% indigenous American, I'm only 20.6%, but that just means there's something else in her line. So anyways, have a great day.