Hey, what's happening fellas? It's your boy, raising pan crunch. A little late to the party with my absolute favorite dad joke. Now, to preface this, when you guys started Monday, you did ask Elaine. If there was a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke, and vice versa. Now I of course, have the answer to this. Yes, there is a point at which a regular joke, becomes a dad joke. It's when it becomes apparent. Love what you do, guys, have a beautiful day.
Now for anybody who thinks this property tax amendment is a good idea, be aware. They're going to get the income from you 1 way or another. Special taxing district like Jared Bradshaw is doing down here, making all the beaches pay to park believe me. They'll get the money from you 1 way or the other. And you might wind up on the losing end of that equation.
Fire ant under my eyelid, the spider curse is real
So yesterday, uh, my neighbor was cutting down a tree in his yard, I thought. Okay, I'll go over and help. Yeah. Dumb me, um, you know, I got something, you know, flung into my eye that I saw at the last second and I thought, oh, okay, you know, I just pick it out, will it start burning and burning and burning and I finally get it dug out. It was a fire ant under my uh eyelid So the spider curse is real guys. I'm going to put 1 on the back of my van just to try and get rid of it.
Been guaranteed, 1 of my favorite dad, jokes is every time I drive by Cemetery. I look over to whoever's riding with me and tell them that place over there. People are just dying to get into their
Hey junkies, uh I think the least surprising. Thing that happened today, was Sean, doing another story about an airplane. and, This time. I didn't hear the, we're back on a plane. even though we were back on a plane,