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Army vegetable cadence
My girls, a vegetable, she lives in the hospital and I'll buy her anything to keep her alive. She's got her own TV, it's called an EKG and I buy her anything to keep her alive.

Choose a side
What's up junkies? Happy today. Um, so I have a question on. Well, I don't know if it's a question. Um, if if it is in their HOA Charter that you can't run or operate things after a certain time and they decided to do this, they would be in the wrong technically Um, and all the people that are like well HOAs are stupid. Well, you know, you decide to move into an HOA. You don't have to move into an HOA, you choose to do that. So you do have to follow those rules. You choose to do that? So all the ha. Well, you know what you choose to do that? You're the 1, that's dumb enough to move into an HOA. Unlike me where I don't have an HOA suck, it nerds. Uh, but yeah, I would say if they're running in their right amount of right time, where they're not doing anything wrong as according to the Charter. Then she's in the wrong. But if otherwise, I mean, she's in the wrong for assaulting people, you know, whatever, they're both sick.


There's already a leaning skyscraper in Manhattan that the don't know what to do with it.
Have you guys ever seen that there is a leaning building in Manhattan uh 161 Maiden Lane they call it the leaning tower of New York. It was constructed years ago and they didn't do what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to hammer beams way, way, way down into the Bedrock. They instead like did some kind of a thing where they filled it in with dirt and it just wasn't solid and they got way up. I mean this thing is a very tall building it, it's a tall skinny building and uh it's 60 stories tall and it started to lean and now they don't know how to fix it. Nothing that they have tried like is working to get it back straight and they might just have to dismantle it, but they don't know how to dismantle it either. So, it's just slowly leaning a little bit more each year and they don't know what they're going to do, and it's millions of dollars wasted.

Grumpy old man complains about radio and fireworks.
I realize this weekend something that I sorely miss or maybe something, I don't like 1 of the 2. Used to when I was a kid. Sean were the same age, when you were a kid too. You could roll up to almost any fireworks show, whether it was a huge organized Citywide thing. Like we have here in Nashville, 1 of the largest displays in the entire country or whether it's the town, I grew up in, in Metropolis, Illinois of 6500 people and they would set Fireworks off. In a local radio station would have audio playing that was synced to the fireworks in some way. And we can't do that anymore. Now that everything's digital. Everything has to exist in the cloud and IP and, um, not to mention delays and dumps and all that kind of stuff. None of that works anymore. Nobody Does it anymore. It is really annoys me. It's my old man grind my gears moment of the week. I want analog transmitting back just for fireworks.

Argentina
Damn, Sean. Let's argue about the meaning of fool. Instead of what dude said about Argentina.

The Canadian Media
What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean, you're talking about the Canadian media, um, as we've seen from multiple videos, um, And interviews done with Europeans. They've asked the Europeans. Um, do you think that the media in your country gives a bad telling of the United States and everything else? And they all say, yes, So it's not a shocker that Canadian media says terrible things about us but it's the same thing for us we get fed this oh well this country is terrible that country is terrible when in reality the media. Even radio hosts. Sometimes our enemy When it comes to reality. so, Yeah. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

FIFA red card
Why does everyone act like FIFA hasn't lifted regards suspensions? Before it happens all the time. I remember Cristiano Ronaldo, had a, a 3-game suspension and they let all 3 games go to let him play in the World Cup. I can't remember what year it was but just Google it. It happens all the time. There's at least 10 or 15 times that FIFA Has Lifted red cards because they go back and do a review process after the match happens all the time.

Back rooms game on steam

Cops watch Soaps
Hey news, junkies, I'll tell you who is huge into soap operas back in the day. When I was a cop in the 80s. And you worked the afternoon shift. You didn't go to work till 6:00 p.m. so you had all day to sit around and Watch Daytime television. All the cops were in the our stories.