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Do you ever just…
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? Uh, just been having a really bad mental, like week or so, you know, whatever life, right? And I just left work early because man, I am just not doing well anxiety wise. Does anybody else just like, get the urge to just want to go binge drink and uh, have that be the rest of their day. I think I'm gonna go hit up the liquor store and I'm gonna go home and shower and not wear a bra for the rest of the day. And just Contemplate life or sleep. But just on the chitchat say. Hi guys. Hope you're having a good 1. Bye.

Death by guitar. Still have the scar.
Playing a pool party. Everything's going swimmingly. Excuse the pun and I hear a pop in the twang guitar goes out of tune and I'm bleeding a lot over a white strata so couple women screamed And it was squirting, not gushing oozing, it was squirting. So I put my finger on it, it stops, they run me to the hospital and the doctor goes, oh almost looks like a bad suicide attempt. You were about an inch away from the main vein, you cut, if you were committing suicide, bloody perfect.

Buffets
Yo, Sean, this is rx. Hey, so I know you was talking about buffets and they're never really good. And, and by and large, you are correct. It's just an assortment of food and all of it sucks. But in Las Vegas, there is a hotel called the Wynn, Wynn the win. They have a buffet, it's super expensive, but they every station has the most delicious food you would ever taste. Like it's absolutely amazing that location. The buffet is well worth it.

Good fried chicken
Yo, yo, we're talking about Fried Chicken. Good fried chicken. You want? Old Dixie Fried Chicken. They do a food truck, almost every Saturday. On Oakridge and Orange on the corner. Right next to their old restaurant, check it out. It's delicious worth every penny.

Buffet Reviews
Hey, this is John Keys. Hey, speaking of Buffets, there's a guy on YouTube, his Channel's called mullet reviews and his goal is to eat at a Chinese food buffet every day until he gets food poisoning. Um the guys over like day 100 at this point. Um, you got to check out some of these videos because some of these buffets are so questionable, I can't believe he's even eating half the stuff. Um anyways yeah it's called mullet review it's it's a pretty good watch.

I love a buffet. There are sometimes horror stores like this one, but overall still love them.
I, as I mentioned in the chat, love a good Buffet. When I was growing up, we had Ryan's Steakhouse really good, love their soups and things. Um, I used to like Sweet Tomato. Gosh, that was good. Uh, when I lived in Orlando, uh, Ponderosa Bonanza, shies, they had a Great Buffet. Um, I love Indian food buffets because I have no idea how to pronounce any of the dishes. I love and want to order, but I can just go find them and eat from them and Sample them. Asian buffets are great in my hometown of metropolis. Illinois, we had a nice little Chinese buffet that my parents used to, like, to go to, and 1 day. I called my dad and he said, I don't think we're going to go back there and I said, how come and he said well the guy in front of me he kept you know when he grabbed the spoon to get out whatever he wanted from the buffet, he had a bracelet on and on that bracelet was a little deer hoof. Like a real actual deer hoof. Kind of like a somebody has a lucky rabbit's foot. This was a deer hoof and every time he went to dip food out of the buff That that deer hoof would just drag through whatever was the dish in front of it. So I can understand your problem. I see the issue. I still love buffets.

KFC
KFC is failing because their chicken is disgusting. It's loaded with hormones and GMOs. There's videos of people getting legs that are deformed. I mean that's just disgusting. No 1 should be eating that crap, it's bad for you don't eat KFC or any of that nasty GMO chicken y'all Gross. It's not because it's not fancy it's because it's gross used to be good back in the day. Their barbecue chicken was fired back in the day. I'm talking like 70s 80s but now that stuff is gross. Don't eat that crap, it's bad for you.

Buffets
You're wrong about buffets Buffets in Vegas. The nice ones are freaking extremely good.


Always planning party stuff for my TNJ peeps