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A solution for Tourette’s
Hey, junkies catch up on the podcast. You guys are talking about the Tourette's, uh, syndrome. I don't have much experience with it but uh, Sean. You got to be bleeping crazy man. You want someone like that on the plane with you yelling out? I got I got a bomb, really. Nah, if you want to go out in public and your Tourette's, Let's Make a Deal. You have to get full mouth novocaine, so you can yell what you want, but don't understands. That's my solution. Have a great day wiggle, pop, pop,

Wood chipper
I elect him next in the wood chipper.


Jeffing at the expo, sorry about the background noise

that motorcyclist gave me a revolutionary new safety idea.

Is that true
The News Junkie, Sean and of course my lovely Sabrina. Sea. I know I'm not going to talk about Apple because you can't handle the truth, but I'm going to switch gear and talk about something that I just, uh, saw. I just wondered your take on it. Have you heard about the judge and his wife that got arrested with 1.8? Million cubic cubes of cocaine uh 1 sorry, 1.8 tons of cocaine. Uh, have you heard about it? From the famous place that nobody wants to talk at sumani land. In Minnesota. This message have been brought to you by Samsung at Samsung we build apple. Apple apple have never built Samsung but Samsung have been Apple. And that's a fact. And that's a true fact. It's nothing but the truth.

What I learned late in life
I guess. I hope you guys are doing well. So you are asking today what you learned when you were a little bit older? Well I learned how to send a dispatch. Check it make sure everything sounds good and then submit it. Um some people I know still don't know how to do that. That's fine. Thanks bye.

As far as the guy running for office. Give me a break. If you were a 16 and you're banging your 15 year old girlfriend. You're on the 6. That's different. You had child porn, forget it. It's a no-go. Stay out of our lives.

Did you call me
Good afternoon, the News Junkie, Sean, and my lovely Sabrina. Sean congratulation for actually talking about a product that is made by Samsung. Like everybody, that doesn't know, Sean doesn't know. Sean and doesn't know, Sabrina, they all are Apple freaks. They all have everything apple and they put Apple up on a pedestal that is only a foot high. Whereas me, I put something up on a pedestal that is 10 foot high and the reason being is Samsung actually builds. Apple products, the the your next cell phone cell phone, what will it be 18? The screen will be Samsung, the processor will be Samsung. And even the body of it will be Samsung built by Samsung for Apple. Now, we're going to fight about this but it it doesn't matter. And seal in just to let you know. Your phone is already a computer. So you can say I don't want my phone to be a phone, a computer, your phone is already a computer, you like it or not and the next next apple, you're going to have an Apple phone, maybe when you have an Apple phone, then you're going to say, oh, look at this is so beautiful and so lovely. Your Apple really made a good product, no, because they'll be still in the Pro. The The technology to do it and actually somehow will help them steal its technology so that it can build Apple. This message have been brought to you by a very good Samsung user at Samsung, we make sure that we are Innovative creators and we give the technology away.

My thoughts on the Cuba sitch
So, my thoughts regarding this whole Cuban boat situation. Well, I don't really know to be honest, I don't really care, but I love a Cuban sandwich and I love Sabrina. And I would love her to represent me for Fritz on the street. Thanks.

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