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Soccer solutions
As the parent of a small but very talented athlete, I could tell you 1 or 2, things probably happened with the soccer situation. 1 could be the hater parent, right? And that's the parents who are complaining that their little Bobby is getting whooped by Little Johnny and they don't like it. The other side could be Little Johnny's parents are over celebratory about how great little Johnny actually is. So that could rub the league wrong in. Either situation that being said, if it ain't in the league by laws, they need to leave this damn kid alone and let him ball out. Um, all that being said, I want to say Y'all got to feel old. You know what? Cuz today is daughter 2 times 16th birthday. Y'all Kalin happy birthday baby. See

Lieutenant Dan and my Jenna


Soccer kid
So, let me get this right. Your kids playing on a soccer field. And some other kid totally outdo them. I mean, just really outdo them and your solution is to call the cops. Sorry Lane. Probably expect a participation trophy too. On top of it all.



I'm sure I sound terrible but thank you Josh lol
Oh my God. I cannot believe that Josh's joke just went. So under the radar. When he said, I'll save you a seat. I spit soda all over myself. That was hilarious. Thank you, Josh, I needed that. Anyways, love you guys. Happy Friday. Have a great weekend, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

I do both. Roach motel AND Airbnb.
this Junkies, About the Airbnb thing. When I go to Daytona for races, I stay at a roshi Motel, I don't touch any airbnbs up in that area. It's a crappy town. When I go to Tampa for concerts and comedy shows I stay at an Airbnb, because they're a lot cheaper. And closer. Than the expensive hotels in downtown Tampa. It's just so crazy. Well, I've been gavini.

C lane lisped
I believe that Cain lisped, after you said the word dictatorial talking about Airbnb, Sea Lane said, solid word.

Dump dinner poll
What up jockeys, man? I love the way. Sean calls people discussing because they're doing the dump dinners, but yet he's sitting there in the studio just in his chair rolling around and all his gray pubes on the floor. Oh my God. I'll take a dump dinner. Any day over a great pubes on the floor. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.