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How about Bane?
I wondered what would break first your mind or your body.


FOR GOTHAM
I'm Batman. I live in the shadows, Justice. Forgot them. Slide in the battle. For Gotham.


Batman
Alfred asked me why I do the things I do at night to fight crime and protect this city. It's because my parents didn't hug me enough. Because they're dead. Where's Rachel?

Wait! It’s Batman!
It's the News Junkie. Let's go. Sean, Sean Sabrina, love you guys. Uh I hope you all. Hold on. Who's the News Junkie? Oh, hold on guys, it's Batman. Hey. I'm Batman. Wiggle wiggle. Papa.

The official Batman. Verified by my mom
Hi News, junkies it's Batman. I came here to do 2, things kick butt and hug parents and I'm all out of parents. Wiggle wiggle. Papa

Rate my....
hey news, Junkies I know. It's alright my Batman voice but I've decided to rate my Robert F Kennedy, Jr. Voice instead. I'm coming for your vaccines Joker. I'm coming.


Tourette’s syndrome
Hey Sean. I have Tourette's. and if I see a white guy, I can just go. What? Not cracker. Unless that's what in my head already.

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