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I wanted to thank you for inspiring the twitch raid yesterday they rated a fat man and a tub that looks like c-lane and because they rated him he wrote The News junkie on his chest

I saw Jay-Z live and it surprised me how good he was
Hey junkies, I hope you're having a great day. Um I just wanted to comment on Jay-Z headlining. Um, I went and saw him about 10 years ago and on the run too. I was actually going to see Beyonce for the first time and it just so happened to be a concert that they did together. It was that Soldier Field, the whole thing was so hyped that the entire stadium was bouncing and shaking, there's such high energy, he would come out and do like, 2 or 3 songs, then Beyonce would come out and they would do like 1 or 2 songs together and he would disappear, and she would do a couple songs solo, he would be changing his outfit while she was singing, he'd come back out, they'd do a song together and then the whole concert just kind of rotated like that. It was so high energy before you guys kind of turn your nose up at it. For those of you who aren't a Jay-Z fan, I was not until I went and saw him live. He was that good. Anyways, you guys have a great day.

M format herpes from wrestling
Yeah. So uh Sean you're talking about Matt herpes. Uh my son is a wrestler in high school and they've had breakouts of that. He actually Ended up uh, having it on his chin and just takes some, uh, they give you antibiotics. And 1 of the coaches is like, yep. When I when I see it coming on, I I have antibiotics at the house and I just start taking it and then it clears up. So, yep, there's a completely fine, non sexually transmitted, uh, Matt herpes when the doctor told my son, that's what it was. He freaked out and the doctor's like it's not that kind of herpes buddy, you're okay. So

Best gig, worst gig
Usual at all going to boil down to the best gig in the worst gig for me best gig. Playing SunFest 1986. It was ten dollars to get in. They let you pull your vehicle right up to the main stage that you were playing on. Food vendors, brought you all kinds of food and drinks? Absolutely fabulous experience. The best, ever the worst ever any gig where I have to load gear up and down a flight of stairs.

Late "rate my crime" entry, because you sounded so disappointed with the other entries! I met a guy who'd faked his own death, then turned his deceit tactics on me, causing me to be in a police standoff and detained for armed burglary.
I'm going to leave a rate my crime anyway because you sounded disappointed. Well, I met a guy and fell in love. Not knowing he was a master manipulator who had faked his own death 1. Day, I walked into his apartment found him in bed with another woman, they attacked me. He was strangling me on the floor and she punched me in the face, but that made him stop and lead her away. I called police the 2 disorders. So long to respond. Well, it was a because I was in a police standoff and I was the only 1 who didn't know it. They were outside the building hiding behind bushes holding up rifles. They were calling on me to walk out with my hands up. They handcuffed and detained, me supposedly for armed burglary. I carry a gun. Everything was dropped, I later got the body cam. It showed my then boyfriend lying to police pretending. I had broken into the apartment and Back to them, he went on to strangle a woman, nearly to death and then kill himself. I wrote a book about it and that's how I became a true crime author and I have bragging rights for having been in a police standoff.

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Isnt the same as standing in a drive thru lane and stopping traffic !! [Gunshots]

Question for Josh
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I have a question for Mr. Josh, Fowler Josh, when you get called in for Fritz on the street for trivia, do you purposely get the answers wrong? Just a screw with everybody. Especially Sean because, you know, he doesn't do too hot. All right? Bye guys.

Could have been possible to do that mileage
Hey guys, that guy with the rental car who's to say. He's the only 1 driving it. If there's a bunch of let's say, Uber drivers that rent a car and they just take turns driving around the clock and then bring it back. It's definitely possible. They did that just a thought.

Field testing at little league ballpark
I live in a small town in North Georgia and I used to maintain and Coach Little League Baseball, the kids, 13 and under and I can remember a lady showing up at 9 in the morning on a Saturday. And being field tested right in our parking lot. In the middle of the ballpark, I actually had to go over and ask the officer if he could take it to a back parking lot where it wasn't visible in front of all the kids. Long story short. They arrested her.

The knockoff calamity
Hey, what up News. Junkie and staff. Hey, stinche your now known as the king of knockoffs. Sean. Watson. Let's do this. Let that thing go to the highest bidder. it's actually a collector's item now to 1 of your fans including myself, perhaps who might want to just pick up 1 of Sean's knockoffs then you'll have the money to get something like um a good friend really would something real and authentic Anyways, have a great day wiggle wiggle, pop up from St, Augustine.