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Reuse a food truck, someone's trying to get out of four a studio.
Hey, I'm sorry, I was busy earlier I had a pretty good idea I think but you were getting all these markets and everything. Given the last live broadcast you did how it came off and the 1 before that, I understand your frustration. Both quality isn't what it should be. Have you ever considered? Buying a food truck. That somebody wants to get out of cheap. Converted into a mobile studio with air conditioning and a glass front. Just like you're looking at into the studio. And then you could always come outside anytime and press the flesh. But uh, the are considered that. I think it would give you as much you're looking for. Anyway, Big Bird, goodbye.

Ghetto Fatigue 😞
What's up, junkies? Happy today. So Sean uh agree with the employee 100%. Um, but this is another situation of 1 of those situations of a this is a woman that would get her boyfriend shot beat up or killed. Um, that's why you notice her boyfriend runs, right out the door because he's not trying to deal with this because he knows that she's going to cause an altercation where there's going to be a fight and he's going to have to step up and deal with it. And this is 1 of those women that will get her a boyfriend shot and killed and everybody's like oh well you know, blah blah blah know, this is ridiculous, act like a grown adult if you don't get your way walk away, go somewhere else. I mean, it's simple. Grow up, learn to speak English. With your very accent.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
That porta potty lady was a bitch.

Louisiana !
Hey, everybody happy today and congratulations. On getting on. The on the air and Louisiana. It's where, uh, where I was born outside of Morgan City and that's where my buddy foskina lives. So I'm glad to hear that he'll be able to tune in live now, and uh, yeah, let's let's keep Spreading the News Junkie disease. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

It’s all your fault , Shawn
Hey there junkies, what's going on? You guys have ruined so much for me when I say ruined. I mean like make my life happier and little moments. There are certain things like when you guys are doing your stories certain words that I have to speak out loud, I'll do it in front of my friends who have no idea. What shows I'm talking about? And then, of course, I educate them share the show. But man, the voice and then singing, Grace, Grace, Grace, story in the world, just you guys have really made things. Super fun for me and I just want to say hello. Okay? Bye, say bye, buddy.

Contract talks
hey, Sean News Junkie See Lane hey I've been out of the country. With the Germany and Poland. I hear you back on now. Um, my first back did you get a new contract or what? See you.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Hey, News Junkie! This is Bobby Blanco. Yeah, I know... it's been forever since I sent in a dispatch. I haven't disappeared—I've just been slammed working over at Dan's Fan City. Turns out people in Florida really like ceiling fans. Seriously, has anyone heard from Bobby Blanco? Wiggle wiggle... Pop Pop!

TTS Dispatch 🤖
You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano

TTS Dispatch 🤖
You come to me on the day of my daughter’s wedding. I’m gonna put you down swimming with the fishes. It would be a shame if your business burned down. Keep keep go go Tony Soprano