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Gasoline difference between low octane and high octane
I knew he was drunk East listening to a show last Thursday. Uh, after first in the street she started talking about gasoline, low octane high octane. Um, so yeah, we, you know, putting high octane in your cars is not, you know, it's not made for your cars but it's made. For is this cars that have different pistons and rods that are made out of different Metals could be heavier? Um, even my bikes, uh, they require high octane gas because when the cylinder, uh, piston goes down, sprays gas goes back up and the spark plug ignites. Uh, it creates a bigger explosion forcing that piston down, so everything's rotating and you know moving at the speed it should be doing. So it's it's just made for a high performance motors that require it. Um so it's, you know, Uh anyways next idea for the News Junkie shirt. Uh, a quote from ceiling. It says the news junkies and uh whoa, whoa. Whoa that's crazy. All right, see you guys.

Anonymous Dispatch
Just an anonymous user with something to say!

These are a bit darker than usual
This is taking a really dark turn this time out. Usually these confessions aren't that dark. Woo, I need terrible people out there. I'm probably 1 of them but I ain't confessing nothing today.

A Heil cheating on her husband woth me for 2 years
All right, this is the cowboy. Long short. I used to work with a girl and she was married. she caught her husband cheating on her and, uh, We had fun for about 2 years every day, any place you can think of McDonald's. So big. Her house her bed. Everywhere. Funny part is is on their anniversary. She drugged him. But nightquil and his milkshake. Came to see me. And she had a newer ring in and uh let's just say she got pregnant. Anyways, Yeah. Y'all have a good 1.

Cousin Banger
Good afternoon. Junkies listen. I'm not sure what state the cousin Banger was from. But in the State of Florida, it is legal to marry your first cousin cocaine.

Karmelo Anthony Ruling Reaction
the fact that this Carmelo Anthony case, got even any big National and like media attention goes to show you just how like deeply fractured our country is Like the fact that people are immediately trying to pick sides and like, try to spin this case into being about race. Even though the father said, That it wasn't the case. The murder wasn't about race. Just It's just deeply like disappointing. and goes to show you how again our country is just deeply royally effed.

Urination marination
Okay. Um, Sean I think you're gonna have to call the crazy Pope on this 1 but, you know, back in college, I worked at a restaurant and we had this 1 district manager that was a complete a-hole. Um, British guy, but he used to come in at lunch. Start raising hell about 10:30 to the kitchen staff way staff. You name it 1 day, 1 of the kitchen staff, took his ribeye that he used to always order through it in the urinal. The kitchen staff and most of the male weight staff, gave him the urination marination. well, at the very least Sean, Everybody watched him an intense curiosity as he ate the steak. And when he finished, I kid you. He went back to the back kitchen. And he said, guys, I don't know what you did with that ribeye, but that was excellent. At that point, the whole

Love for the USA from a world traveler
So I've been Government Contracting for a little over 15 years. Um, I've been to about 45 47, different countries. and, None of those places as much as I like a lot of them. And, you know, fell in love with a lot of those places nothing compares to the US, you know, culturally financially, cuz, you know, these places they talk about, like Canada and and Switzerland and Sweden and stuff. They're taxes are through the roof and it's just it's a there's still a lot of like maybe not Canada, but in like Sweden and stuff like that, there's still a lot of racial tensions there that people don't understand. Like people like me who I'm like, a dark-skinned Puerto Rican. I could get along as a visitor, but there's still a lot of things for people that actually live there that you don't see, you know, because you only see what's on social media and things like that, but nothing will ever compare to the US. And that's why I would never trade the us for any country that I've ever been to.

Please keep me anonymous
True Confession. I've never said this out loud gentlemen. Years ago, uh, my girlfriend had cheated on me. we had a little apartment together and, um, I was grabbing my things to move out the day that she was not there. We didn't just closed water valves off. I soldered them closed. I pulled every Outlet, every light switch and the Wi-Fi connection. I pulled those wires so far out from the wall. Clipped them shows short. You'd need drywall repairs in order to reach the new ones and good luck. Even with that. Amongst some other things that I had done. Needless to say, she gotten a whole lot of trouble. But it is what it is. Hey, don't cheat on a handyman Folk. Wiggle wiggle.

Confession
Hello news junkies. This is Steve. Uh oh uh I want to confess that I worked at Enterprise a short time ago and I changed all the radio stations to 1041 and then took the radio face plates off the radio so that you couldn't change this station. Uh, that's my share of the show Tuesday a day late.