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This is how you solve your tax problems
Hey Sean. I got a great idea for your tax problems. You know Walt Disney you make about hundred million dollars in taxes for the year. Then you got the toll booths. They make about 200 million dollars in taxes. Hey, you put them together. That's $600 million. Then what about all these guys that are on the council all over 20 million here, 10 Mayors for that City? How about we cut this out salary in half? And take away their medical benefits. That would be another good at least. At least another 10 million 20 million dollars a year. But yeah, a lot of money there. I wish women in the Ducks. How do you like that problem solved? Problem is, nobody wants it. Doing nothing about it. Hey, you guys have a great day? A bunch of Thieves.

Your dealership theory is CORRECT! 20yr ASE Master Tech's perspective and experience. I've seen this EXACT scenario too often
Howdy Sean, Kurt here, uh, your Mercedes dealership theory is not far off for sure. Uh, they only have 1 or 2 texts capable of doing real in-depth. Diagnostics at most, of those dealerships, maybe 1 or 2, Master techs, like me, uh, you know, rather than doing actual real diag or even at the bare minimum, a repair confirmation. They saw a technical service bulletins, AKA TSB that pertain to your situation. Uh, hit it called it. Good at the bare minimum they should have, uh, like I said, in the repair confirmation, which may have been 1 or 2 test drives, see if the code popped back up. It might not happen on the first test drive. It might take what's called 2 drive cycles for the proper monitor to run. And uh yeah they're just lazy and like you said, didn't want to do it Kick the Can down the road but they should have a warranty on that Diagnostics and quote unquote repair and you should absolutely go back to them screaming about how they didn't fix it. But the wiggle pop pop pop.

Curt needs to change his name on the dispatches. It freaked me out.
Good Afternoon News. Junkies Rogue Florida, man, here I changed my name on the thing, because Kurt was sending the same number of Dispatches, that I was. And it got real confusing. Maybe he needs to change his name, too. It freaks me out every time. you say, Kurt says

Mosquito swarm
I was out in the green swamp, 1 time with some family. just, riding around hanging out and there were swarms of mosquitoes that were so bad. That it looked like a wall, kind of like when it rains, you can see the the rain coming. It looked like that, but worse, and the only way to get them away from us was to build a fire. but, Yeah, that was a pretty interesting day. Never seen anything like that. Since

Kornikova and Iglesias
Hey News Junkie. So uh, the guy said, corn, Kournikova because of a glacius and a Kournikova was a supermodel slash professional tennis player and she's married to Gabrielle a glacius. So, apparently, uh, he's given Gabriel all the, uh, credit for Kournikova success. But hey, who knows might be

NBA projector info and a fun story about a time I mistakenly showed inappropriate content on a wall from a film projector.
Every day at work, I deal with large projectors, teaching people how to use them. My guess would be the NBA game shown on the wall was probably like a 20,000 to 30,000 Lumen projector. Those are pretty expensive. They can be upwards and over a fifty thousand dollars up to $100,000 a piece plus lensing, you can get expensive but that's why you rent them from companies like I work for. However, when I lived in Orlando about 25 years ago, I did something really similar. I got into buying 8 millimeter movies, like old school film, 8 millimeter films off of eBay and um, you you buy cartoons, Woody Woodpecker, Looney Tunes, all that kind of stuff, old news, reels. And so, 1 day, there was a handball court. I decided to project an old news reel on it just because it was fun. And out of nowhere, comes like 3 families from the apartment complex, with all these kids and the news reel that's playing was of the film of Neato Mussolini being executed and then hung upside down and then he and his wife's body being drugged, through the streets of Italy. So you got to know who's going to be watching your content when you do that, I guess.

Sucking on a woman's toes
What's going on News? Junkie crew. I have been known to suck some toes and look some feet from time to time doing some weird stuff. But never have I sucked a woman's Toes that only had 4 toes and I 100% would do that to say I've done it.

Projector
Hey guys, happy day. Uh we've got a projector that we take camping with us. It's called a short throw, meaning it only has to be like 6 foot from the rejection screen and it throws a, a picture. It's probably, you know, like a 100 inch size TV frame, basically, uh, and it's super clear. And as long as it's moderately dark, um, you can see it just fine and we set it up under like a 10 by 10 10, uh, and it it works during the day even but at night, it's super crisp and it only costs like 2 or 3 hundred bucks, something like that. And we can connect it to a fire stick and uh, that's been jailbroken, jailbreak broke and uh, we can watch anything we want.

Shawn, I have a question for C-Lane
Afternoon News junkies. Hey, Sean you ever noticed how? When Sean previews a story kind of sounds like, Jimmy from South Park. He goes, hey, this uh, new thing. Hey, you've heard about this. Have you seen this? Oh, you oh, is this? Have you heard of this? Have you seen this? Sounds like Jimmy from South Park. Cracks me up. Big time. Oh, 1 more thing. It's John credit card. No problem.

Gasoline difference between low octane and high octane
I knew he was drunk East listening to a show last Thursday. Uh, after first in the street she started talking about gasoline, low octane high octane. Um, so yeah, we, you know, putting high octane in your cars is not, you know, it's not made for your cars but it's made. For is this cars that have different pistons and rods that are made out of different Metals could be heavier? Um, even my bikes, uh, they require high octane gas because when the cylinder, uh, piston goes down, sprays gas goes back up and the spark plug ignites. Uh, it creates a bigger explosion forcing that piston down, so everything's rotating and you know moving at the speed it should be doing. So it's it's just made for a high performance motors that require it. Um so it's, you know, Uh anyways next idea for the News Junkie shirt. Uh, a quote from ceiling. It says the news junkies and uh whoa, whoa. Whoa that's crazy. All right, see you guys.