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yes on 3 wooohoo
Hey, junkies so man. Thank goodness, amendment 3 pass. Huh? I'm so ecstatic about that and you know, to all these sheriffs and all these guys making 200,000 300,000 a year. Yeah, cut a little bit of your salary out guy and hey, maybe you don't get brand new Harley-Davidsons every year and brand new cars every year. And all these City inspectors, don't get brand new vehicles. You know, that's where a lot of this waste is is in all these brand, spanking, new vehicles like I live in Edgewater these Edgewater police Got 5 brand new, dang motorcycle, what? What do you need? 5 brand new Harley-Davidsons, 4, guys. And just to give you an idea of the motorcycle, they have, are $40,000 a piece. So it's like, come on, man. Where's your spending going? It ain't getting cut from 911 services and needs to get cut from your fat budget of all your nice cush stuff. Y'all are buying like like the helicopter that greedy judge has in the airplane that he has like, all that stuff, man. That's why this. Stuff passed and and that Jim gosh that Jim really had me heated, guys, I couldn't believe that but there's an end to it now. Thank goodness. Love the show guys.

Martha Stewart
Hey News, Junkie and crew. it would be refreshing if Martha Stewart, just came out and told him. To screw off. The costume. Everybody gets their panties in a bunch for the most ridiculous. Things. Martha Stewart's got more money than Knows what to do with, who cares. What people think?

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The real Florida state anthem
Anyone in Florida under the age of 30, you know, I don't know what you owe those listen to or whatever, but anybody in Florida under the age of 30 will tell you that the Florida State Anthem is no flocking by Kodak Black.

Subscriptions
Hey guys. Hope you guys are doing well. So, Sean, as long as you're playing double for subscriptions, I got a website for you, man. It's the news junkie.com. You can pay for like um subscriptions over there and like give them to people. It's so awesome. Just double, pay it no problem. Thanks. Bye.

Plane crash
I don't know, it could have been a missile attack because you know countries usually attack with just 1 missile. They usually just attack with 1 missile and that usually does the job. They don't, you know, send a bunch of missiles over.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Shawn, the main reason why election returns report fast is due to on-site reporters for an outfit called Decision Desk HQ. The Associated Press used to have a monopoly on this, now DDHQ can declare races up to 90 minutes faster than the AP. I've been doing election night reporting for them in my home county in Montgomery County, Illinois since 2016.

big ol F U to that lady
Hey everybody. Happy today. I just wanted to give a quick shout out to the critically retarded bitch in the black SUV that was tailgating me this weekend. I was in the white pickup truck with the obviously News, Junkie magnet on the back, doing a cool 40 mph with her entire head and shoulders up my ass because she wanted to do 55 in a 35 mph school zone. Um, and you might argue well silly, it's Saturday, so school's not in session um, 1 that does not change the speed limit and 2, it was Halloween. So there was going to be trick-or-treaters out there anyway. So to that woman, if you're listening, um, f you and slow down before you kill a child and to everybody else out there be safe, okay? I love you goodbye.

Clancy lawyer
Hey, what's going on news, junkies? So that lawyer is definitely a hypocrite in every way. I mean, obviously for the cell phone use alone, but he's saying you're saying, don't bring like your personal life and everything into your decision. But yet is that not exactly what all the women that did the interviews were doing. When they kept saying, oh, we have to vote this way because this could potentially affect uh, the outcome of future trials.