News, junkies, SNAP food podcaster out of Georgia. I'm trying to do this as quickly as possible, so I woke up married in Vegas, it lasted 5 years of absolute crazy in town. So, finally, I leave, she had gotten me sober. That's why I stuck around so long, and I felt like I owed her something, but just could not take it anymore. So, I leave. She is calling 200 times a day text messages, the whole 9 yards. I call her dad, who I'm pretty friendly with still at this point and say, listen, I don't want to get her fired, but I'm going to have to get a restraining order. We hang up the phone. He tells her to go get a restraining order against me first. So she does by telling them I said, I'm going to kill her. We get in front of the judge. The whole thing is going down. She's acting crazy like normal and the judge looks at me and says Doug, I'm granting. The restraining order against you because after spending 10 minutes, I believe you want to kill her and it was just fantastic. I never heard the anything greater than that. Come out of a judge's mouth. Thanks.

Sean, I totally agree with you on the young ladies post about, um, you know, I I I think she put it eloquently enough to, uh, let the dude know that he was wrong. But, you know, for her not to come off looking like a bitch because I think she's 100% right and she probably knows and I don't know if it was like if it was an observer of the post or if it was the girlfriend of the dude. But um if it was the girlfriend of the dude, then she knows that she's dating a bro, like douchebag. He probably has a broccoli haircut drives a freakin douche Dozer truck and she knows the deal. You know, he's not been taught how to treat a woman and she's trying her best to nudge him in that way, um, but if it was just a casual Observer, you know, keep nudging, keep nudging these broccoli, headed, bro, flakes, into treating women better, you know, it's it's the only way that anything is going to change.

I tell you what, junkies, I'll be turning them old people in as fast as ice on brown rice. You know what I'm saying? They're a menace out here in these streets. I know you see them moving around in cars, I don't say driving cuz they're not driving. They are existing in vehicles that are moving with their mouths hanging. Open eyes staring blankly forward as they drive, 20 miles below the speed limit. If we're not going to make these people, re-certified, at least, let us get some eyes and ears on them. You know what I'm saying, soup.

My girlfriend dumped me after high school, then I found out she’d been cheating with a singer who wrote a song about it. Meanwhile, I’d been emailing a German named Meeka who I thought was a guy. Turns out she was a beautiful girl who liked me, so I flew to Europe to find her. After getting lost across the continent, I finally tracked her down in Rome, accidentally caused chaos at the Vatican, and we hooked up in a confessional. Best breakup ever. Yuckers didn’t know, Yuckers didn’t know.

Happy Tuesday News. Junkie crew. Concrete. Mike. Sorry if this is going to be some weird pauses in this dispatch, I have hiccups that have not gone away since yesterday. Um, My first, my first kid's mom was cheating on me. I found out about it. and, Planned my time to leave her. And the house we lived in. And I did it on Mother's Day. I woke her up in the morning. Told her what was going on and what I found out about. Had my brother and a friend show up with their trucks, couple trailers. loaded up everything I had and moved out by 10:00 a.m. And I've never talked to her since.

Hey guys, this is my rate. My blank. I'm not sure if this counts because it didn't happen to me. It's my daughter. So I've never been on a plane before and she doesn't Seattle her and her boyfriend, nasty breakup. So she packs up all her stuff in her car, cat her computer. I got to jump in a plane crazy anxious go on to the Seattle and then I you know I got the plane go to her meet her and we get in the car. I'm driving her back to Florida. She didn't feel comfortable driving back. She's only 20. We get back, we get about an hour down the road, our car completely melts down. I was near blows up or stuck and this is literally middle of nowhere about an hour and a half, south of the sea. Attacked the airport. And um, we had to stay in the side of the road and like all night because we had no power nothing. The car was stuck. Next day, end up going back to the airport. She had to crawl back to her boyfriend cuz she had no way of flying with all the stuff then that was about 6 hours before that. Um, thing happened in Miami and guess where I had to stop before I went to Orlando. Miami. So, 6 hours before after that crash in Miami, I'm laying in their crazy.

Yeah, I've been sitting here trying to figure out whether you're doing it on purpose or not, but the, uh, story about the downed airplane in the Bahamas that the first break you're like. And when we come back, we'll tell you what's going down with this story. And I'm thinking, well, yeah, it was the plane, obviously. And then, so now you're like, and I'll tell you what's bubbling up with this story. And I'm like, nope. Yeah. That's the oxygen escaping from the cockpit because it's at the bottom of the ocean and the plane that went down

Hey Sean. You're kind of being really sensationalist about the Canada thing with the mothers only having a 5-year maximum sentence. The caveat you failed to mention is that. That's only if they can prove that she was suffering from some kind of mental illness after birth like postpartum, depression, similar to what's going on in the Clancy case. Um a mother it says online and on all the legal websites for Canada that a mother can still be charged for first degree, second degree and manslaughter of a child Under 12 months old if none of those other things, apply. So they can still face up to life in prison for killing a an infant Under 12 months old. It's only when they qualify for emphasize is when they can get the maximum penalty of 5 years. Anyways, have a good show guys. Bye.

Sports ball. I got your back boys. Just so, you know, SMU isn't just some ragamuffin team. They have just as many national championships as FSU does. And they've been around for a long, long time. I actually think they were 1 of the first teams to get, like, the death penalty to wear. Like, they couldn't play football for a minute. I could be wrong there. But, yeah, SMU have been around for a minute, my dudes. So,

Hey junkies, it's Mike. Choose between your kids mom or wife? Well, it depends on the relationship you have with them. First of all, the kids because the kids are your kids and I have to go with my mom. For many reasons. Like a lot of people I've been married 3 times. So that means I'll save my wife and she's going to leave me. And then what No, I'm sorry. Yes, you love your wife but your kids your mother because she's always going to be there for you. It depends on the relationship and then the wife, I know it sounds brutal but that's just the honest truth. A woman will leave you. Wiggle wiggle. Pop pop. Take care, guys.