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Hey junkies I uh had a friend in elementary school. Her last name was Stapleton and 1 day she farted in class. And from that day on I started to call her a staple shooter.

Tough Last Names
Junkies. Shifting gears and piggybacking off the tragedy of the story of the missing mom. And focusing on that last name. I had an acquaintance many years ago. I won't say his first name. Honest to God dudes. Last name porn p o r n. You think about that? Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

Wish shawn would refer to Michael Jackson as he originally did...
Hey guys. I hope you guys doing well. I wish Sean would call Michael Jackson. What he originally called him. Jaco was it Jaco? Somebody has that clip somewhere. Thanks, bye.


This one I don’t agreee with the junkies on. I think it is a waste of money. Why do we need to have a new planet to live on? Spend the money of free health care for and helping the over abundance of homeless animals

Evil Eye about Byron Allen
Byron Allen. Was a co-host on real people in the 70s and 80s. And just a regular black guy is okay. And nobody remembers the show real people, but that's where he started. So he didn't, you know, Powerhouse.

Byron Allen pee or get off the pot
hey news, Junkies Uh, buyer and Alan. Yeah, so I can understand why most people wouldn't know him. I I haven't heard his name in years. Um but what I'm more concerned with is that Sean, um, P or get off the pot. Is that do? Do you, do you want to cover that or not? Anyhow, love you guys. Hope you're staying dry today.

Awkardest story time ever
Yoki, CHS wanted to check in quickly and chime in, on Sean's, call out for the stories of people telling you things, they maybe should not have admitted to a few months ago, I was in my local vape shop, I frequented. And, uh, and so I know a lot of the employees there. It's usually the same 1 or 2, guys. Um, it's owned by, you know, some, some family from somewhere in the Middle East. I, you know, I'm not sure where but obviously, I can hear the accent, um, and, uh, and I can tell they're, you know, for they're from somewhere over in the Middle East, maybe, uh, Eastern Africa, nor Eastern Africa. Even, I'm not really sure. But, uh, Anyway, I'm checking out, uh, purchasing a like a small torch. Maybe it's used for a dab rig, maybe it's not. I don't need your judgement but uh, I'm checking out and the guy goes, you know, hey be careful with this with your beard, you know, it's very dangerous and I said, yeah, yeah, obviously I've had the beard a while, I know, you know, and thanks for the heads up. But I I know to, you know, point the flame away from the beard and he goes, yeah, 1 time back home, wherever back home is for him. Uh, uh, I'm on a train and this effing guy get on the train and just effing Muslim. And before I get off my stop, I throw a match in his beard and catch his beard on fire and burn his whole face effing Muslim hahaha hahaha and I just kind of chuckled along with him and said all right buddy Merry Christmas and uh got out of there. Uh yeah, it sounds like he admitted to a hate crime. I don't know where or when it happened but or even if it happened, but why would you tell someone a story like that? Um, needless to say, I will not be discussing religion with this guy anytime soon, tip your flamethrowers.

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