Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. I feel bad for Josh about the penguin question that really came out of the blue. I don't know what kind of villain John bus sticker thinks he is from Batman, like he's a billion villain from Batman asking you all these penguin questions, but it's not fair. Thanks, bye.

Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. We're working out of town up in Gainesville and staying at a hotel Holiday. Inn off the side of I 75. And there's a Red Lobster next to it. These people screwed up our reservations and halfway through the week. We got moved to a different room at the back of the place with the crackheads. Room had roaches. Old refrigerator that barely got cold. Uh, it it was terrible and, uh, we went to Red Lobster for dinner, and I pulled the grill off of the air conditioning vent, and stuffed, the rest of my lobster tail in crab legs and stuff like that, scallops shrimp. Inside of the AC Vents and then put the grill back on the wall. I don't know whatever happened after that but I'm sure it didn't smell good for the next people.

Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. Man, I have easily slept with over 100 women and never caught. No, stinking virus. Miss ha virus. I ain't scared of it. Bring it on.

I got another 1 also. Also, when I was living in Daytona, working there at the McDonald's on the beach side, that's no longer there. We used to have a lady at work at the front counter and that if the customers were rude or rude and drive through, See, Yo back, I need a Big Mac stats and we all know what she said. Stats, that meant the customers being a dick and do something to the food. So sometimes it will take the frozen patty burger and play hockey with it on the floor and then spit on the burger when we get ready to serve it. And then watch the meeting. Awesome.

Let's find out more about Sunstate John like what's up with this guy? Um, How many gifted Subs is he giving out? You know how much are they? How much money is he spent on, promoting you guys. Let's, let's get him on the air. Let's interview him. He's like your biggest fan.

Yo News Junkie. What's up so real quick? Uh back in like early 2000s, late 90s uh used to work at this arts and crafts store in Atlanta. and, The owner of the store was a complete douche. Like he was male chauvinist, like touched on all the women made him feel uncomfortable, you know, made up to talk down to all the guys, like he was just a really horrible person. uh, 1 night after work. While he was back in his office, you know, counting the cash and stuff, getting everything ready for deposits. uh, went out and slashed all his tires and busted out his windows in his car. And then, you know, went home next day, come into work. And uh, he had absolutely no clue like he. He was so mad. Oh man, my car, I had to get someone to come. Pick me up today. My car was destroyed, freaking windows were busted out and uh, everyone in the store knew exactly who it was. And yeah, it's a good time.

Um, inspector here. Um, following up with that AC guy and the P bottles left in the Attic. Uh, can confirm thanks. Bye.

What up News, Junkie dingo here, quick confession. When I was in the Marine Corps Center 5, Sean, I um, teabagged, a guy Snapple and then took pictures of it with his disposable camera back in the uh, late 90s and um, that guy just that guy developed the pictures. And then I met up with him years later and he still wanted to kill me.

I want it once working, a live music venue and uh, I was there for several years and they pulled me out because the boss had a buddy of his who wanted the job. So, before I left, I replaced all the Slow blow fuses on the power amp section in house with lower rated regular fuses and on a Saturday night. When the place was packed and it cranked up, they blew all the power amps. Of course my phone lit up that night but seeing as I didn't work there anymore, I didn't feel I should have to answer it too bad. Revenge is a dish. Best served cold.

Chronicles of a texting wife. This was 511 2026. Babe, I E S my pants on the way home from work. This is bad. I had to go to a restaurant to use the bathroom. I am mortified. so she had a good reason, but And she explained it to me. So yeah, that's the last or most recent weird thing I got.