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It's all Hollywood.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to chime in real quick about the um, a Cuba. The Cuba thing. Like, it seems like it's a really bad situation over there and it might be about time for a Scarface reboot. I don't know. Let's see.

Thomas Massie loss
You know, Sean. What I found the weirdest thing about that Thomas, Messi primary Debacle, I guess. Uh, was the guy that won. He said, the reason that Thomas Massie lost is because he wavered in his loyalty to the president and the Republican Party. Which I mean these idiots are supposed to have loyalty to you know, us the American people. But instead now everybody just kind of Just lost over that you know, cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

Shawn, here’s some other good examples of fantasy football punishments
Happy hump day news junkies. Hey, Sean said that guy that lost that fancy football thing. That probably went on stub up, 1 of those ticket sites and they saw that there was an empty section and bought the only seat so they could do that. But some of those can be actually brutal. I mean, if you want to get a good laugh, look up fancy football punishments or fantasy, football, players finishing in last place. And, uh, the 1, uh, in the stadium is tame compared to some of the stuff you'll see. I mean, it can get just downright brutal. Uh, guys Rush that cup is, is babies having a walk around in public, guys, how to dress up as women, uh, just it's absolutely nuts. Some of these punishments that these, uh, these guys face when they lose at fansville, but it makes exciting and the guys, uh, very competitive when they're playing these uh, playing these games. Have a good 1.

Robot on the plane input.
What's up, guys? Matt from Port St. Lucie and just wanted to chime in on the robot on the plane thing and I think you could be used as a weapon And I think you could take down the plane, so maybe. No, they shouldn't be able to bring robots on the plane. That's it. Thanks guys. Bye.

My Arcade1UP version of The Simpsons arcade. Full on 4 player action.

Rng game
Hey News Junkie. Uh, the best RNG game right now is probably old school RuneScape.

P P Poo poo man
Just for the record pee, pee. Poo. Poo, man is not funny.

how I G.O.M.
Hey everybody. Happy today. So the way I play game of magnets is every magnet that I've ever gotten gets at least 24 hours on the back of my truck. That means event, exclusive magnets, that means secret shows magnets that means first on the street magnets, they have all seen at least 24 hours of play. Now, if it's a harder to find design, normally, I'll switch it out with something that I might have duplicates of, but unless I have been freshly burgled, there will always be a magnet of some caliber on the back of my truck sometimes multiples. Okay. I love you. Goodbye.

Children
It is such a terrible thing to have to sell your children, but it's also it's not the Afghanistan culture. It's the Islamic culture. The where they sell their children into marriage. Okay.

Making sure my son does NOT become a school shooter
So in the past, I've dispatched in about my son and his behavior issues and I kind of joked about it and that sort of thing. But in all reality, the the truth of the matter is if we just left him be and ignored him and weren't involved in his life. Um, he's autistic and he has other multiple, uh, diagnosis that would lead him to a point to where he could become a school shooter. And it's basically working with all of his doctors, we have a team of 4 doctors that we work with and counselors along with his school and, um, if left be, he would be the type of person that would do it. But he's only 11 and we have time and we could stare them in the right direction, and that's what it takes. Um, also, um, I removed all weapons out of my house, I sent them to my son's house 2 States away. So there's that and uh, put us some Burr on Pinkman for secret shows. Let them try to figure out the headphones.

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