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BIGASS CAT
Hey everybody, happy today. Holy smokes, that cat was effing huge.

Evil Eye.... process serving.
If I was the cop, I just dropped the thing in front of him. After I said you've been served And say now if you don't pick it up, I'm going to arrest you for littering. Evil eye out.

Game of Magnets from the Matrix

Shawn wants to go full Idiocracy for America 250

Kids and AI
Hey junkies. What's going on? So I have a co-worker and her daughter is 10 years old. She does Private schooling from home and is absolutely consumed and all of the technology and all of the AI chat Bots that it's become a problem that her schooling had started to falter because of it. And so friends trying to get her daughter back on track and her daughter will start peeing herself and the bed, the floor. Uh, she doesn't get her tablet or her way. She pees herself. She's 10 years old. These kids are out of control. This is ridiculous. I don't have kids. I'm never going to have kids, but whoa. Okay, bye.

Opie the Ocala bear PSA
Haha, what's going down, junkies? Hey, I got a friend of mine here that wants to talk to you. Hey Sean, it's Opie. The Oka, bear. you couldn't be more right by saying, there was no bombing out here because there isn't What they did was they came up with that story. The park rangers came up with that story to scare all the people from being out in the wilderness and make room for us bears and Wildlife And now we have a great time out here. Just remember. Don't pollute. And give a hoot. And say no to forest fires.

Manhole covers..
Hello junkies. So the people coming out of the manholes, I promise you that they're probably having meetings about the Ocala bombings, just trying to figure out where exactly to land and how secretive they can be.

Lego rant
Hey everybody, happy today. So this Lego Story really makes me sad. It's just another 1 of my childhood Hobbies that's being ruined by money. Hungry pieces of, I almost said a swear. But it's the same thing that's happening to Pokemon cards. You know, these people don't care about the product, they don't care about the artwork or the passion or the Nostalgia, they, they just care about the price tag. And that's, that's really disappointing. So, if you're out there and you buy sealed product with the soul intent of reselling, it at a markup, um, I hate you and I hope you drown in a canal. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

I collect lego
Hey guys, I'm actually a pretty big collector of Lego myself and I have a few Star Wars. Lego sets and yes, they are worth more. If they are unbuilt and in the original packaging, but luckily I have kept the boxes so I can repackage them into separate bags if I wanted to and resell them. Uh, there is a place in town. Uh I forget what it's called but it's over in Longwood that I believe they will buy Lego sets, uh, but I don't think they do Consignment. I'd have to look but they probably already responded on their Facebook about it. But uh yeah minifix can also be big because they only come with certain sets and they can be resold on through third-party sites for I've seen up to like 50 bucks for a minifig or collection of Minifigs. Anyway, that's the brief, uh Lego situation. Okay guys, bye.

I'm just going to build my own cable TV network in the house.
So I think whatever you're exposed to as a kid, first, that's what you end up liking. I had an old roommate and she got pregnant and had a kid and she told me like 6 months in, if I put him down in front of the TV, he'll just stare at it. But he only likes like CGI like digital uh, cartoons. Anything that's old hand drawn like old mermaid, or Little Mermaid, or Beauty, and the Beast or whatever. He won't watch it. He only likes the CGI stuff. So I think when my wife and I have kids, if we can ever have kids, I got a plan. I'm going to make my own cable TV system within the house where I'm just broadcasting. Uh media server that's got Mr. Rogers and The Andy Griffith Show and 3 Stooges and 321 contact and Sesame Street and Beakman's World. And everything that I think is was good as a kid and whatever my wife liked and we're just going to program our own TV and brainwash. Our kids that way instead of letting whatever new fancy attention stealing thing is get into their mind.