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John the Exterminator
Creamy the Cameraman
Courtney might just have just the most interesting life where she's just sitting on the couch and listening to Sean scream like a the range psycho creamy creamy.
Not Bob Sacamano
just as a point on this in Most states, if you are A. police officer in uniform that it could be considered rape if you're having sexual relations while you're wearing a uniform because the person cannot consent because the uniform is seen as authoritarian. We can wiggle, pop pop.
bigfish832
Estate sale
Hey, junkies. This is completely normal. I saw on eBay and I sourced, most of my stuff from estate sales, um, that kind of verbiage and wording. I see in ads all the time for the estate sales that I go to Nothing sus about it, my friends.
Nick77
There's been some more scams like this going around Facebook, over the past couple years. Anytime someone loses a loved 1 or has to put them in a home? I see it. Pop up constantly. Multiple cars for sale being discounted at dirt low prices um side by side, 4-wheelers trailers tools, you name it houses and the prices are too unbelievable. Come to find out.
Roberto Lucero
Butter knife
Good afternoon. Junkies yeah. On that butter knife deal. I had a guy in high school, probably 0809, post high school. He got road rage, follow this other guy to the Steak and Shake, and then waited for him. After he came out, stabbed him in the temple, with a butter knife and killed him. So it can happen. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,
funny name
Every day. Uh, so apparently, we just keep getting dumber and dumber as a culture. Um, there's a new reality TV show coming out about physical trainers. Competing to be the best. Trainer I guess. And the commercial for it is just people making grunting noises and it is incredibly annoying and I just want to know who the hell would watch a reality show about personal trainers.
bigbadbeard
Big shot
Whoa, I guess we know Sean's in the Big Shot neighborhood over here. Dang, neighbor selling his McLaren and his Picasso paintings and Banksy paintings. Big Time. Flex solo there, Sean Just messing around guys. Love the show. I had to give you some crap. Sean, maybe wiggle, pop pop.
eman
Retirement
so, 1 of the only ways doctors can, Keep their money from insurance lawsuits, getting it is to have assets, so they buy really expensive paintings. They buy expensive stuff so he's selling all his stuff to cash out.
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