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THEIR POOL TECHS ARE DUMB
Sean, I'll try to keep this quick. The pool is a, it was a spray-on liner. It is also a very susceptible to algae just because of how flat it is. It's easy to grow algae in there, and it's also a dark color. So it heats up a lot faster, which helps the algae growth. They also have a high phosphate level, which is an issue that they should have dealt with before they even did anything else, and they should have checked their water before they filled. Because obviously there's a high fill level of phosphates in that water. So they should have treated it then rather than just tossing it in there. And they're also the way that they're dealing with the algae right now is they're just putting the wrong chemicals in. They need a phosphate treatment along with chlorine pretty simple. They're screwing this up and it doesn't take any genius. Cool guy to figure this out. A basic guy that just started the job less than a month ago. He could have figured this out and would have been able to point it out, but I'm not sure what kind of pool of texts they have, but they are terrible at their job.

You gotta watch your kids.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the baby at the beach. No 1's ever accused me of being the best dad in the world, but let me tell you something. If my 6-month old baby is near a pool, a river, a lake, the beach, any, any kind of body of water, I'm going to be very close to that baby because there is just too much to lose in that situation.

Beach kid
They couldn't have been that close otherwise, they would have noticed that the police and other people were gathered around their child.

Table hoggers
Hey junks, long time, no dispatch. Miss you guys, so jumping in on the saving seats thing. We were in a restaurant this weekend where you, um, order, and then get your beeper and then you go get a table and there were signs everywhere, it was a really long line, but sign saying, you know, you can't sit down until you have your beeper. Um, just so people that actually order food will get their table first right? Makes sense and people behind us in this long line, kept kind of going and sending a party member to go get a table and whatever. And so staff had to kind of start to jump in because it was getting to the point where all these people were standing there after they've ordered and had nowhere to sit and people were still in the line that hadn't even ordered. So super annoying super frustrating but that's just the way the world Works everyone. It's all about them. So anyway, see you bye.

CHAIR STORY
What's up, junkies? Happy today. Uh, so Sean, we dealt with this a couple years ago when we went to Siesta Key, we paid for chairs which you have to pay for your chairs, um, which I agree with but anyways, uh, we had people that would actually go, they went to our chairs and they stuck their stuff on our chairs before we even got out there. Um, and we had to remove their stuff. And they got an attitude about it. Like we were out here first and we were like, no, we paid for this. So you need to go pay for your own chairs and then they're like, well, you don't pay for chairs and we're like, yes, you do. And we talked to the guy that was literally sitting there that sets up the chairs, he goes, yeah, you have to pay for chairs and they're like, this is ridiculous. This, we we paid for this Resort and he's like, no, you have to pay for chairs. So, yeah. We need to get rid of these freeloaders. Like you either pay for it or get out.

I agree with you Shawn but I am guilty of said offense. What do you think?

Evil Eye song suggrstion
This 1 you don't even have to sing. I'm ever up a class High Society, God's gift to broom notoriety. And I always fill my Ballroom, the event is never small, the social Pages. Say I've got Yeah, they're they'll keep them from even asking you back. Evil eye out.

Stole a News junkie magnet in traffic
I just recently got my first News Junkie magnet. Took it from a car from a guy in traffic. I saw him in traffic, 1 day and let him know I wanted his magnet. He let me know. It was in play. And that helped me with confidence to know that I wasn't going to get shot. If I jumped out of my car in traffic and stole his magnet period. How exhilarating?

I got my first News junkie magnet from somebody's car that I see in traffic frequently..