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Door dash life hack
My life hack is, you sign up for door Dash as a delivery driver, and then when a steakhouse orders, a nice, big fat juicy ribeye, you go, pick it up, and then, oh my car, sometimes has some mechanical problems and then you call them. You look door Dash. Know, they give you half half the pay, you get all the stake and just don't do it all the time, you know? Just do it. Like once every 3 months or something, you know, be smart about it allegedly.

Shawn is cool in a fruity way play my jumk. Junkies 4 life
What's up, Sean? How you doing? All right News. Junkie ceiling more self harming. All right, so I got this thing. Uh, Where you should probably notify. Um, I don't know. It's maybe a new little, uh, notification where if the dispatch gets played on air. You get like a green check next to your dispatch. I don't cuz, I guess it makes a everybody listen to the show longer to see if they're dispatched to get on there. Less. True. I don't know. Cuz I sent like 20 yesterday. And played 1 of them. On respect. And I know this 1's long Whatever man. Great show. Keep up the good work. I've been. See for probably about 20 years. haven't been on the air that long, but I was just, you know, 104.1

This may be the dumbest one you ever get, but what the hell Donald Duck sneezing
Hey news, junkies SNAP food podcasts are out of Georgia. Here it goes. All right. It's Donald Duck but it's Donald Duck sneezing. I don't know if anybody's ever done that 1. It's uh, all I got and I figured I'd at least uh, throw it in the mix.

X2 experience
So I have been on this uh X2 coaster the day. We went it was pretty busy. The lines are pretty long. We get to execute X2, there was no line. Sounds like, oh man, this is going to be pretty bad. Uh, I'm a big guy and I can genuinely say this coaster, I felt unsafe on. I felt myself slipping I was holding on for dear life. The, you know, it spins independently. So you never know which way you're going to go or how fast you're going to spend, how fast you're going to twist. You're going to jerk back and the harness is like a vest. So you sit down, you pull it in front of you and it clicks in the front like a vest and then your legs are also spread open and there's like a giant hump in between your legs. So it's a very awkward awkward seating kind of thing for a roller coaster and I didn't like it at all.

Ask Josh about the Cyberpunk 2077 nudity bug.
Hey news. Junkies listening to the show like I always do but um, just heard, Sean talking about the bug. The nudity bug in that soccer game. Hey Josh. Do us all a favor and fill. Uh, Phil Sean in on the cyberpunk. Nudity bug that came out. Um obviously that game was a disaster when it first came out, it came a long way but yeah let let him uh let him look that up wiggle wiggle.

F my neighbor
Yes, so my neighbor pissed me off the other day. So, he always leaves his car doors unlocked. So I put a scrunchie on the floor in his passenger side and with him and his wife came out the next morning. It was a fiasco, I loved every minute of it. F my neighbor.

Sure sweetie I'll stop, Steve! It's your turn!
Does it sound like this lady is touching up her story? Yes. And maybe I'm alone here but to me that story. Didn't vindicate. Those dudes. That was bad enough that I thought it was the most recent story. Those College dudes sounded like they knowingly and with intent had a very specific Mission. They didn't go. Hey sweetie here. Have another couple beers and loosen up. They were feeding that girl ketamine to run train and sure to an extent, she went along with it but there seemed to be many times where within that statement she tried to get off that bus and was kind of just like eh softly encouraged not to or slightly let off of you know what I mean there was nothing innocent about any of that. so,

TTS Dispatch πŸ€–
[Screaming Goat] My rate my life hack is hilarious if you’re a parent. I tell my 7 year old daughter her ears turn red when she tells a lie. She wears her hair in a ponytail 99 percent of the time, but she will let her hair down to cover her ears when she’s about to lie. So I let her lie to me and then pull her hair back and tell her her ears are red. It’s been life-changing fellas. Wiggle wiggle pop pop.

1,100 a month just for my work truck
News Junkie crew. Man, I'm averaging right now about 1100 dollars a month and fuel. Gas prices are out of control. That's just my 1 truck for work. I'm not counting my wife's car.

Life Hack-Beating somebody with a baseball bat
If you ever find yourself beating somebody to death with a baseball bat, put a sock over the barrel. That way if they grab a hold of it, you can give it a yank, they're left holding a sock and you can continue beating their brains in