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I haven't heard a show since 5am. here's proof

Dumb scooter kids
Sorry for the background noise, man. I remember how stupid I was 12. 13, 14 years old and the dumb situations. I got in and just my BMX bike on my own pedaling power. You if you would have given 15 year old me an ebike that did 2530 miles an hour, I would have gone. Myself killed parents, your kids are too stupid to ride. Those I'm a delivery driver. I see the kids getting out of school. They go through an intersection, their heads don't even move. They just look straight ahead and pray. And hope that the person they encounter on in a car is smart enough to see them and avoid them, they should not have these.

You sound like the old Shawn!
son, I don't know what that sickness is doing to your voice, but it's definitely making you sound like, Sean from 10 years ago. You sound like young, Sean again. I felt like I was listening to a besto for a little bit or something. So yep. You have a sickness that make you sound younger. Can't be too bad, right? Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm working next to Slothworld owner ?

Talk boy?
Ooh, what's a talk boy? Do you tell?

Dave Matthews concert
Hey there. News junkies, what's happening? See Lane. I'm actually going to be at the Dave Matthews concert as well. I won tickets from the Jim Colbert show, and I think it's going to be super fun. I never really thought I would see them in concert but free tickets and it's also my birthday. So I'm definitely going to enjoy it. So maybe I'll see you there. But have a good 1 guys. Bye.

That penguin question was a set up
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. I feel bad for Josh about the penguin question that really came out of the blue. I don't know what kind of villain John bus sticker thinks he is from Batman, like he's a billion villain from Batman asking you all these penguin questions, but it's not fair. Thanks, bye.

I opened up an AC vent at a hotel and stuffed all my leftovers from Red lobster into it
Good Afternoon News, Junkie crew. We're working out of town up in Gainesville and staying at a hotel Holiday. Inn off the side of I 75. And there's a Red Lobster next to it. These people screwed up our reservations and halfway through the week. We got moved to a different room at the back of the place with the crackheads. Room had roaches. Old refrigerator that barely got cold. Uh, it it was terrible and, uh, we went to Red Lobster for dinner, and I pulled the grill off of the air conditioning vent, and stuffed, the rest of my lobster tail in crab legs and stuff like that, scallops shrimp. Inside of the AC Vents and then put the grill back on the wall. I don't know whatever happened after that but I'm sure it didn't smell good for the next people.

I ain't scared of no virus
Happy hump day News, Junkie crew. Man, I have easily slept with over 100 women and never caught. No, stinking virus. Miss ha virus. I ain't scared of it. Bring it on.

Never argue with people that you cannot see making your food!
I got another 1 also. Also, when I was living in Daytona, working there at the McDonald's on the beach side, that's no longer there. We used to have a lady at work at the front counter and that if the customers were rude or rude and drive through, See, Yo back, I need a Big Mac stats and we all know what she said. Stats, that meant the customers being a dick and do something to the food. So sometimes it will take the frozen patty burger and play hockey with it on the floor and then spit on the burger when we get ready to serve it. And then watch the meeting. Awesome.

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