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I'm the true crime author who won "rate my crime" but my prize hasn't shown up (😭), so I guess I'll have to go for "rate my shirt."


Shawn has just been practicing this whole time

All ok, or none of it is
What's going on news junkies? Yeah, I've been arguing with people on Facebook talking about Dave Chappelle and the joke that he made on Charlie Kirk's behalf. And I've been saying pretty much the same thing that you've been saying. It's either all okay or none of it is. If you could take any joke pertaining to somebody's death and swap out the name and now you're okay with the joke, then you're the problem, not the joke.

My daughter made this shirt for me.

Honey pot
I don't know. Uh, Some would say China is taking it lying down. Oh my goodness. Come on, dude, this guy's a dweeb and he thinks that this little Asian girl is going to like him. Yeah, maybe for all your money and all your secrets. Wiggle wiggle. Up pop.

Suicide Squad and Director Issues
Hey news junkies. Hey so with that original Suicide Squad movie, the director said um that I guess Warner Brothers and like Executives went in and cut up that movie and chopped it up. So much that he said that what he actually directed and what WB had finished putting together were just 2 completely different movies. Like he said he didn't even recognize the movie. Um, So you know, maybe the original version would have been better um but yeah this is what happens when like money gets involved and you know, Big Wigs think they know better and you know these directors have 1 vision and the Studio's have another so um yeah that's that's the reason why the movie probably really sucked.

My shredded shirt on backwards - drunk DragonflyMam - told my bf this is what i was going to wear to HHN