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My name is Shawn Wasson. I will block [Crowd Cheering] any peacock [Alien Roar] from walking into you. I’m a hero! [Crowd Cheering]

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Hola amigos! El news junkie ahora esta en vivo! En Méjico! Andale andale! [Gunshots] Arriba arriba! [Crowd Cheering]

Police chief
What's up guys? The chief of police needs to be in the city that they're the chief of police for. Imagine a Chief Brody was in New York when you know, instead of Amity, when jaw started attacking everybody would be dead because he wasn't there to save them, that's insane. Wiggle wiggle. Chomp Chomp.

My Seattle experience
Hey, what up News Junkie? I went to Seattle back in 2023. Um, we were going on a Alaskan cruise, so we weren't really spending a whole lot of time in Seattle. I stopped in at a CVS and I was wearing my University of Central Florida stuff because I'm a, you know, I'm a night. And uh, the lady noticed I was from uh Central Florida there. That was uh ringing me up. she she posted about how great the the crime rate was and how low it was and Seattle, which is 1 thing that if you go on any of their guided tours, they talked about a lot and uh, She kind of looked at me and says, well, do they have a, uh, a low crime rate like ours in Florida? Where you live? and I said no probably not, but uh, I haven't been to a CVS in Florida with An armed guard sitting there to, uh, make sure that no 1 steals anything. So, I know, I guess you got to take the good with the bad and she didn't like the

Thoughts on Tony Romo. I don’t think he’s lying.
Hey Sean C Lane. Uh I just want to give my 2 cents the whole Tony Romo situation. So uh 2 things firstly uh you can't quite hear what he says before Grandma and Grandpa. I don't think he's saying my grandma and grandpa uh you know, he's got 3 young kids, his oldest was born in 2012 so I think it's reasonable that he could be saying I I brought my kids to co see grandma and grandpa. So we're here to meet them and his grandpa and his parents. His children's grandparents live in Wisconsin, so I think that's reasonable. I I, you know, I don't, I don't think he could be lying there he could, it could be reasonable explanation there. Secondly, for the open container uh open container laws. Can sometimes be a little iffy. Um you know, they even if you don't have any alcohol in the container at all, they can still get you on open container charge even if it's empty and bone dry. So I you know, I think there's enough Reasonable Doubt there. I don't he may not be lying. So what are your thoughts, wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Yo tengo un gato en los pantalones.

Idiot shut off air to diver for lobster mini season !coulda killed him!
Yo what's up junkies first time dispatch saw something on the news this morning or was on Facebook. There was a diver down and from lobster season. It's 2 days, Wednesday and Thursday of this week. And a boat showed up, where there were already divers underwater. They had a air compressor, pumping are down about 30 feet. And this guy decided to turn off their are Could have killed him. Anyways, I think there's still looking for him. Crazy you show up to his spot. Somebody's already there. Don't shut off. Their are go to a new spot.

too much "god"lyness?
Hey, Miss trunkies. Uh, yeah. I agree playing God on an individual basis. Is fun. Uh, saving that peacock? Great. I saved some bunnies yesterday. I'm feeling pretty cool about it, but when you have play God on a bigger scale, all of these tons of mosquitoes that's going to have more than just an individual affect. How many people how many mosquitoes are going to hit some cars? Windshield, how many of them are going to fly into people's homes? How many animals are going to eat them? What does it mean? When you eat some weird mosquito like that? Do you have diarrhea little animal? I don't know. It's too big of a scale that that's too Godly. Individual God, great affecting multiple people God not so fun.

Millennial parents
The most disappointing thing about this style of parenting is that these kids are going to be the ones in charge of our country someday. Second, most disappointing thing is I'm not old enough to be dead before it happens. So I'm actually going to have to see this

The TRUE story about the Tony Romo traffic stop
I know this will sound a little far-fetched, but hear me out, maybe, just maybe, Tony Romo had the most horrible day at golf and maybe when he was a kid, he used to go golfing with his grandma and grandpa and maybe he got into a fight with his wife and was a little bit too trash and his kids were pissing him off and he was on his way home and he decided, you know what today's the day I'm going to go meet Grandma and Grandpa. I'm going to go see him. I'm going to go meet him and maybe this cop is a hero Now by Saving his life. I don't know. It's just a theory.