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SS Friday WOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey everybody. Happy today. So excited for secret shows tonight because I can actually jump in for the whole thing probably when it's on Thursdays. Um, I can only tuned in for a little while because It, it goes past my bedtime and I'm in an old man. Okay. I love you goodbye.

The European mind isn’t ready
Hey guys, happy Friday I just realized something. A lot of these Europeans are going to be here for the World Cup, right? So, they're also going to be here during the 4th of July. Now is the European mind ready to watch? Joey Chestnut. Just absolutely face. 70. Something pork pistols. I don't think they're ready for this wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop. You were so you were so.

You're going to end up working for Moe DeWitt just like everybody else
What's going on News? Junkie crew, happy weekend, Sean. I have a feeling you're going to end up working for mode DeWitt, just like Josh, Fowler, and John buster.

White people getting away with murder on cruise ship
Grandma. Hey news junkies, good afternoon. Uh, I was just commenting about the murder rape uh on the Carnival Cruise Line. Just wanted to say leave it up to white people to uh get off by ankle bracelet. I mean if this was any other race like black or Asian, well okay black let Latina uh Asian whatever. Um they would be in jail. There would be no uh ankle bracelet, you know, house arrest that. That's this is ludicrous. Anyway, just my 2 takes trolls.

Loving the new app setup. Been a long time
Happy Friday. News junkies happy Friday. Just checking out this new app that you got here. All I can say is more better more better wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.


One department per county?
Hey guys, I just had to say something because this is that was the stupidest thing. I feel like I've ever heard someone say having 1 fire department and 1 Police Station Per County does does, does that person? Not realize that some counties, it can take up to like, 30 40 minutes to get somewhere in the county. So, if there was only 1 fire department, it would take someone 2030 minutes by that time the fires already burned down your house. This is why there's multiple fire stations. Wouldn't you rather have a fire station a mile from your house rather than 20 miles from your house? Same thing with the police station. There might be, you might be able to get away with less of those but still if you call the police and you need someone there, it's going to take them, time to get there. If you only have 1 station Per County, Stupidest thing I've ever heard have a good show guys. Bye.

Shawn is MAGA /s
Sean Lawson. Who's always yapping away about how much America is, so great. And I love this country and everything else about it yet. He wants to. Kick all the foreigners out. Which is kind of the basis of what the country was. Created for the the right to bring us your tired, your hungry, whatever. The Statue of Liberty says, and and Sean, just wants to kick them all out because he doesn't like bag pipes, Sean, doesn't like culture. Sean doesn't like other people. Sean just wants White America and Maga for himself. Actually, I'm just kidding, but I do think it's kind of funny that you want to kick people out of the country, but you love it so much. There's just a, a little bit of irony there. Anyway. Love the show guys.

Representing NJ across the Mediterranean!

This is how you solve your tax problems
Hey Sean. I got a great idea for your tax problems. You know Walt Disney you make about hundred million dollars in taxes for the year. Then you got the toll booths. They make about 200 million dollars in taxes. Hey, you put them together. That's $600 million. Then what about all these guys that are on the council all over 20 million here, 10 Mayors for that City? How about we cut this out salary in half? And take away their medical benefits. That would be another good at least. At least another 10 million 20 million dollars a year. But yeah, a lot of money there. I wish women in the Ducks. How do you like that problem solved? Problem is, nobody wants it. Doing nothing about it. Hey, you guys have a great day? A bunch of Thieves.