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Mama Juana
Hey, junkies podcast, listening here. Um, so about the mahuana um I go to Dr. A lot and 2 things 1. Everybody is going to tell you that they make the best mama Hannah. And the problem is when you're in the tourist areas, It's not going to be that good because they're giving it out so fast that it doesn't have the time to sit there and, you know, ferment and, you know, you got to, you got to let it sit in the jar for months and they're going through it so fast that, you know, it's not letting the the stuff in the would soak into the liquor, but it is very good. If you can actually make it yourself and just like, put it in the ground and leave it there for like 6 months 8 months. It's very sweet. And very smooth. And yeah, it's worth it.

John Denvering
Hey Jackie, it's Mike. Thanks for answering my email. So, uh, allegedly. It's probably urban legend. But supposedly when John Denver got a nasty divorce settlement. He had a custom-made like huge California, king-sized, bed, that he cut in half with a chainsaw. That's what I mean by John. Denver, Um, I've never heard it before. I think I just kind of made it up. Uh, maybe I have coined a new thing. Hey, wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Termites and chickens oh my!
so, I'm just curious as far as the termites go and the chickens as well. How many African bush elephants of chickens and termites? Do those stories entail? I'm just asking for a friend.

Dead chicken story.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the chickens. I had a buddy of mine that when he was younger, he worked on his uncle's, chicken farm. And his sole job was to to go in the chicken coop every morning. This is like a big commercial Chicken Coop with, you know, tens of thousands of chickens. And he would just walk around and pick out the dead ones every day. He said, he'll live his whole life and never forget that smell. Oh, it sounds gnarly.

Peta spider
Hey, what's up chunky crew? I hope Peter's listening because the only good spider is a dead spider. Wiggle wiggle. Smack smack spider.

Combating termites
So, I know I sounded a little vested, but when it comes to termites, the only thing you can really do is get Pest Control. Uh, once we get that first, uh, rain, when it starts getting hot and that's the beginning of swarming season. And as far as tensing your house, that's usually uh the last case scenario that you're going to have to deal with if you're just completely infested, that's when you get tented, that's when you get the tent of shein.

Evil Eye about termites and swarms
when you see a swarm of termites, those are the guys that are dying. They've already done everything and laid their eggs, they're coming out of the ground and out of the wood narrative everywhere. You fly around for about 15, 20 minutes then they all die. So, the Swarm is nothing. You already got to termites in the ground. That's the part that you don't want.

Company buy out theme parks
Hello junkies, what's going on? My dad works for Pepsi. He just hit his 40-year Mark with them. And I remember back in the day, I mean, a single digits age Pepsi would buy Out Wet n Wild from like 5:00 in the afternoon to like 10 11 o'clock. Same thing, the all the staff members were there keeping the rides running, there was catering there. So like all the Pepsi people had, you know, unlimited drinks, food, ice cream. They did like an actual like big dinner, where everybody sat down and yeah, from like 5:00 on. It was just the Pepsi people. You can run, literally, run onto any ride and man, that was just a magical times back in the day, but yep, I just want to share. Bye.

You're sick. Sorry. Meow.
Oh Sean, you sound awful? If you're getting, what I got, what my partner got, what? My co-workers got, what anybody I've met in the past 3 weeks has got you're in for a bad time. Uh it starts with a scratchy throat and it ends with imminent death. Um besides Co whatever this is is the longest and most miserable sickness. I've had in my adult career. It is awful. It doesn't seem to get better and then when it does you get 2 days of relief and then it gets worse. Um, I'm 3 weeks into it and just starting to feel better having produced nastiness out of my head holes. So good luck. Um, you're probably going to take some time off. Looking forward to Sea Line, run in the show before he inevitably gets the, the super AIDs. That was my cat meow. Um, so good luck. I hope you feel better.

Reason to love nascar. Go Daytona!
What up News Junkie dingo here hey I'm 1 of those old school Florida rednecks. That still goes to NASCAR and if you show up at Daytona International Speedway with a cooler, full of Busch Light, they'll let you go in there. I think they count 18 beers per person by regulation, but I don't think anybody's ever stopped me from bringing a bunch. Anyhow. Go racing, boo.

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