Hey, everybody. Happy today. This is pretty awesome weekend. I went to the Jim Colbert show, best of live event on Saturday and then went on a charter fishing trip with shark bait and her dad which was a pretty awesome time. Um, but I almost lost my life. At the hands of her evil cat, all of her. There's 1 brain cell. He tried to kill me in my sleep. Fortunately, he's a mouth breather and I was able to wake up and thwart his nefarious attempts. Just he's just the worst cat in the world. I'm kidding. I love that guy. Anyway, it was a great time. I love you, goodbye.

Hey, it's John Keys. Hey, um, I once had a near-death experience. Uh, something similar to I believe what happened to ceiling. 1 time involving a uh, drum kit uh in the middle of the night. Um when I was in high school um I had a drum set in my room and I got up to probably use the bathroom or something and I tripped over tripped over something. I don't know if I hit my drum or the hi hat. Stand, I fell. My face went directly down into my hi hat and the little Rod that sticks up through the 2, high hat, symbols graze, down the left side of my face. Like, right next to my eyeball, I almost went face first with that, Post that that poll going straight into my eyeball. Um, so that is my near-death experience.

So, the county and cities have already made declarative statements, that the last budgets that they will touch. Once this thing passes, if it passes is the fire and, uh, police and sheriffs. They, those will be the last the first ones to go. And they've made a declarative statement already on record that they will go after the parks, and they will go after the shelters. They will go after City event planning, that sort of thing to bring business in to bring events. In all of those budgets will be the first to be closed out and shut down. They will not touch the public safety, uh, fire safety. Uh, that sort of thing, they won't do it because, you know, they those budgets almost are like Run like the mafia. Like yeah, you want your house to burn down and we'll leave it alone. So you know, you want your car to be carjacked. Uh, why don't you just leave our stuff alone?

When I was a senior in high school, I was waiting for my friend to get home from work. I grabbed a beer out of his fridge, who the sister was home. I went and sat on his porch, he pulled in from the left, his brakes just happened to went out and he drove me through his house. The only thing that saved my life was me putting my foot up on the bumper at the last second, which stopped him from. Basically cutting me in half with his car. Uh, um, I got an ambulance, the ambulance got there. They gave me a ticket for minor in possession because I had a beer. And I spent about a year, uh, bed ridden. And about 6 months in the hospital they said I would never walk again and I am walking but I have to get spinal injections about every year. About 8 injections, in my spine, in my nerves. Uh in order for me, not to be in excruciating pain constantly.

Hey, junkies. So to answer your question, no, I have not been back on a jet ski since that day. I ended up breaking the 1 that we were on and I messed my back up pretty good. So I stay on the sidelines now.

Howdy Folks. Kurt here I'll make the short and sweet drowning madira Beach, my buddies and I would always get the same condo. So we knew there was always the same Sandbar. The same distance out to shore. 1 year, there's a storm you can't really see it. The water's murky, we decided hey it will swim out there that 200 feet, anyways, Surely, it'll be there. We can be playing frisbee in the murky water. You know, waist high water. Swimming out there. It's not there. Not touching bottom, solid, 200 ft out. Not touching, not touching, I decide. I'm at the limit of my capabilities. The water's turning up. I'm going back. Half an hour plus later I'm struggling. I'm not making any progress in the shore. All the swimming sideways all the floating on my back. Conserve energy. I'm really struggling my head's going under. My buddy swims up, I feel a hand on my back and he helps me to shore laughing about where's my hat? And I'm you know, spot Ing that I lost it and he's being a prick. He holds it up, smiling. Saved my ass and my hat wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

Hey, junkies so mine near-death experience. Um, 15 years ago, I was doing heroin. Um, I was about a year in and uh, I was out. I owed my dealer, a bunch of money so it wasn't, uh, helping me out or taking, you know, giving me what I needed. Uh, so 2 Days in, you know, I'm kicking real hard, sends me a text says, come pick up a gram. It was a loaded bag which means it was full of fentanyl. Uh, I did it right there in the truck. Made it about 2 miles from his house and I ran into a park truck at 50 miles an hour. Uh, thank God. No 1 was in it but I went through the windshield and completely flatlined. Uh, they narc In Me 3 times, brought me back to life and, um, After that, I was pretty much done with it. So that was my near-death experience later.

Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So for rate, my blank, I think I'm going to win this 1 because it involves ceiling. We actually nearly had uh, close to that experience. And actually 1 of our friends died in this accident. So I don't want to elaborate more but I think ceiling can fill you in. Thanks, bye.

Hey, junkies, so about twenty years ago, I was out on Lake Howell riding on a jet ski after a few cocktails with a friend and decided to try and spray people that were on the dock. I lost control of the jet ski and went up onto the dock and was actually almost decapitated by the viewing platform above. Thankfully, the person on the back of the jet ski jumped off at the last minute, otherwise I wouldn't be here today.