I was adjacent to a lot of bad kids growing up in South Florida. Sean, and I know 1 thing that was big at our time was Chrome caps and hood ornaments, bro. Like if you had shiny Chrome caps on your car, if you had a Jag or Mercedes Benz hood ornament, you were getting got and it was probably me my friends and lots of other badass little kids. Um, what else did we do? Oh, we stole a lot from the malls, like, um, not Mercedes, like brand name, merchandise, Tommy, all that kind of stuff, colognes, jewelry, whatever it was, because we had some like, Mafia dude in our apartment complex. That would buy whatever we stole for 20% of the, uh, retail tag price. What else did these badass kids do? We got, like, 3 golf carts that we jacked from, uh, Cypress Creek High School because we figured out we could, and we rode them, a couple miles home and then rode them out through our neighborhood. Goods and in the woods and everything until they didn't work any longer and then we let them on fire. Um probably a bunch of crimes but uh yeah, those were just bad kids.

Hello, everyone. Simply Jeremy. Okay, you're looking you're looking at the the casket. The little girl casket story. Y'all wrong. See this is the Father's hustle, right? He just wanted dinner, right? Because what, what happens? At people bring food, they probably bring some money to help out with the family. He says, Hey, listen sweetheart, I want you to pass out or act like you passed out and just act dead for for a little while. And then we'll wake you up, you know, you wake up in the casket and then they got food and drinks. So I think this is just the dads hustle, you know. Anyways later.

So moral of the story, if you want to kill somebody, go to Guatemala. Let them die. Bury them. No death certificate, no Trail. Nothing Wow.

I know you probably won't play this but my take on amendment 3 is they're going to take their hand out of your right pocket and then they're going to promptly. Stick it into your left pocket and get the money there. The government does not know how to budget. It's not an over vocabulary, they're just going to get the income stream from somewhere else. And if you're a renter and you're voting for this, you're out of your friggin mine because the landlords are going to pass the cost on to you, any other thinking is just rainbow and unicorns, they will get the money fees other taxes. I'm just telling them.

Hey, junkies Speedy. Weenie here back in New Jersey in high school. Me and some friends kicked open the door of a Waterfront bar and stole as much beer as we could get our hands on and then we had to steal a dinghy and we rode it out into that cold. Atlantic Ocean. We put too much beer in the dinghy and it sank and we had to swim back using cases of beer, as flotation. We were never caught. But we knew how stupid we were that night. Statute of limitations is over on it so I don't mind admitting it on there.

Just asking for a friend, I'm not sure if it's a crime or not. But um, I may have, you know uh ripped off the bumper left, my windows down in the sunroof open uh during the hurricane. Um, Then took a bat to the front windshield. And then, um, Took the garden hose and put it in the vehicle to get a couple inches of water in there to make sure the electronics. You know um were all screwed up. So uh when the inspector came for the auto claim, it was a complete loss.

What's up, junkies? So Sean, this is a rape. My blank. um, it'd be a crime crime of the heart. Um, so I used to clean a pool of a 67 year old woman. She would come out on the regular and like, silky see-through clothing, and she sit and talk to me and everything. She would kind of hit on me. She goes, you know, you look nice today, you know, and I'm in my normal uniform. she kind of started coming on to me and I was like, hey, that's you know, You know, I was trying to be non weird and I'm like yeah, me and my wife. Me and my wife, every time we talked to her, I was always like. Yeah, me and my wife. And uh, she canceled the account. You don't know why she just canceled the account, but I think I well I know I did I stole her heart and I just couldn't. I couldn't commit

So rate my crime would uh, having independent thought against the hive mind count. Pretty sure that's against the law. Or soon to be, yeah.

Hey Sean, it's Tanya um for the rate my crime dispatch. I just wanted to say back when I was 15 um you know we don't want to be with our parents, we think we're smarter than all them. I went to Runaway with 1 of my friends stole my dad's truck tore the topper off abandoned and an empty lot. Um, tried to run away, tried to find people, to give us money, couldn't find any money. Parents were out, looking for me ended up at a friend's house and their shed hiding car behind the shed. Cops show up at 3:00 a.m. shining lights in her eyes. Me, and my friend, get hauled off to the Pokey. Get to sit in there and get questioned by them for a while. My friend got hauled off to juvie because it wasn't her first crime, I wanted to go to do you because I did not want to go face my parents and then the next morning my dad said, you're not going to school, you're going to put the topper back on my truck. And I had to do it all by myself. Yes, it's not a complete crime because I didn't get charged, but was a crime because I stole a truck. I ripped the topper off. Tried to run away. Got taken to the popo. Bye.