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sportjohnston
Keith Hernandez
What up junkies? Hey, it's sport chatter of the day here. The funny thing about the Keith Hernandez story is he asked for a jersey first and then asked for her grandson to take his name's sake, the 2, 1 of the Jersey before he wanted the grandkid. That's crazy. Have a good weekend later.
guitarslinger
Platner isn't the first and won't be the last
But he's kind of clutching their pearls over platner. How could he get this far without being vetted? His Shenanigans pales in comparison to the crap that George Santos pulled to get in office. Unbelievable that guy. This is not the first time this has happened.
SweatyArmPitGuy
29 zeros
Move over Elon Musk because I will become the first cocktail.
Fattimatti
You can’t dump your own poop??
Man. I am so tired of people saying we live in a quote, unquote free country. You can't collect your own rain, rain water for showering, and drinking and disconnect from utilities. You can't disconnect from the power grid to when you have your own electricity and you can't dump your own sewage in your own Yard, Man. gosh, where we live in some communist country and they say we're free,
evileyemonster
Evil Eye about bear spray lady
Yeah, the woman was right but not to bear spray him. The problem with the lady is, she kept engaging him and as he was talking she said they were leaving 5 times, getting the car and leave. What's he going to do? Come up and grab your arm that's when you spray him, just ignore him. Just ignore him, get in your car and go away. He can't do anything after that. Jesus, some people are just stupid.
scratcher
dont pet gators
Standard procedure for Florida. Wildlife Control is to put down any alligator that attacks anybody for any reason. so, if that alligator would have attacked her for petting it Then they would have came and put it down. Therefore, by her petting, the alligator she was jeopardizing, the alligator's life, which is why it's illegal.
Ryan_Annie
I guess his shoulders do fit…
I guess his shoulders do fit…
guitarslinger
Too big for the plane window
Okay? Being too large to fit through a window and there's a vacuum differential outside and inside. If you ever saw, uh, 1 of the alien franchise movies, Alien, Resurrection that scenario was demonstrated with the monster being dispatched and the vacuum pulled him up to the window and then sucked his guts out until he was small enough to to get sucked out through the window. I don't know if that could happen or not, but does sound like a real pet way to go.
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