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Hey, there junkies. So look, I work at a restaurant in Baton Rouge and Shia LaBeouf. Come in there. Almost every day he filming a movie down here, he come in almost every day with this man. Who's so scraggly. And I told my coworker, I said, Ooh, Child above picked him up a homeless man while he down here. She said, no, this is Uncle. I say his own Uncle, he need to buy him some clothes and a comb or something, but that's probably why he took his tail down there to the Migra and learned what he shouldn't be doing. Thank you, junkies, for all you do.

Life hack for rotisserie chicken. Your welcome
Hello, everyone, simply Jeremy here. I'm gonna give you a life hack. If you haven't already done this, here's a hack. When you buy 1 of those rotisserie chickens, you eat, what you're going to eat and then when you're done, you take that whole thing, the whole, what's left over? All the bones, everything you put it in your crock pot, Put that puppy on low with about 4 or 5 cups of water, maybe 8 cups of water. However, big your Crock-Pot is and let that thing cook all night and all day. Then you strain it out. Pick through all what's left to get all the meat out, put the meat back in there, add some egg noodles and some uh, celery and some Carrots and potatoes, and some seasoning, and salt and all that good stuff. And boom, you got chicken soup. You're welcome.

Shawn's botanical knowledge comes from the nightmare before christmas

Shout Out to
Yo, what is up? This is just a quick News, Junkie. Check in just want to tell you guys. I love y'all, man. Greatest thing on the radio. Y'all are literally all I listen to on the radio anymore. I got no time for the foolishness. It's News Junkie or bust. So, Sean sea Lane, Sabrina. Absolutely. Love you guys. Keep doing an amazing work and I'll see you again tomorrow. Peace out, wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.

Nancy G. Night Movers?
All right, just going to throw this out there, just like everything else, maybe Nancy Guthrie, was a part of Night Movers, um, it's a term called yatu in Japan and they also have it in America for evaporator to disappearance where, uh, 24-hour service. If you just want to pick up and move and literally disappear Without a Trace, um, you can leave your family behind. You can leave everything behind you, get a whole new, um, identity kind of like witness protection, but, um, this is where they literally drop you off somewhere and start a whole new life. I don't know if that's the case, but I wouldn't put it past, it just saying hippie out.

My father's ashes are in Stark Lake
Hey news. Junkies uh my sister and I took my father's ashes and mixed it with some quick CIT and a square planter box. Let him set and then we took him out to Starke Lake in okoi and threw him in. Have a great day Junkies.

My mom's ashes
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So you're talking about ashes. Uh, my mom was cremated when she passed from brain cancer back last August. Since then we have spread some of our actions at Cocoa Beach. Uh Rainbow River and Wiki watchi River and um I will be in Daytona for the race in August and I plan on leaving some I'm not going to do like that mother fools did and try to throw in front of the cars but uh somewhere on that area will be some of her ashes. I want to probably 8 races with her. She loved NASCAR and uh It's all I got to say about that.

I think I’ve told this story before but my daughter threw my wife’s ashes in pretty place and it got all over people

Evil Eye and cremains
Yeah, this is evil eye. My dad died in uh, 2020 in January. And then for some reason, his wife gave me his asses. So I just dumped them out here on the farm, I just dumped them out, they're not him. There's nothing to it and it's nothing. There's not even DNA in that stuff. There's nothing there. It's just ashes yellow But just nothing. It's not my dad. All right, whatever. I don't know why people are freaked out with ashes.

Thanks for the mailbox $$
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey, I just want to thank you guys real quick. I uh, went to the Florida Treasure hunt.gov. And um they had a twenty 5.84 cents waiting for me.

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