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Says "fricking" right there in the title

Frikin kid
Here's what I think is happening with the cursing or not. Cursing kid. Remember the uh, gold dress. Blue dress phenomenon. I think that's what's happening here because earlier today, way earlier, I had, I heard another station play this clip and they actually censored it and then when you played it I was like what? No way did he just play that. And then when you pointed out that it was freaking Then I could hear the r clearly. So I think that's what's happening.

Tiger woods getting assigned head of department of transportation?
Hey, news, junkies first time, talk back here. Just chiming in on the Tiger Woods thing. Um, I Heard, uh, Donald Trump talking about how he's personal friends with him, and he feels bad for the situation. It feels bad for the guy and he's caught up in this and that and, you know, he's had Tiger Woods had all the DUI and driving incidents and accidents, and everything else before. And then they immediately after that scrolling, I saw a meme that, uh, somebody made that Donald Trump was making Tiger Woods, the new head of the Department of Transportation. And I thought that was freaking hilarious. I don't know if you want to look that Meme up but it's pretty funny.

Shawn yells at I.T guy just like judge
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. I'm pretty sure there's some videos or audio of Sean yelling at Austin. Austin. You didn't do this right? Uh, so yeah, can we dig those up please? Uh, I think he's lying to us. Okay. Bye.



The pinochle song
the game is p knuckle, it's how we beat our meat p knuckle, another way to say, flick the bean

Weight/Balance will crash a plane.
Hey everybody. Good Friday. Eve to you all uh, Sean when it comes to weight and balance on an airplane, uh, that's a very much a thing. Uh, went back to network for an airline, I learned a couple of things. I never realized there is actually an average weight for a male and female passenger. I think right now it's 195 pounds for a male and 170 pounds for a female. Uh, but beyond that, uh, when I worked for the airline, um, I've moved passengers from the back of the plane to the front because the front was empty and the plane would have been off balance. Um, another fun fact if the plane is too full or not too full, but if it's a full flight, not a seat left. Um, and there's a lot of bags. We actually have left bags behind because the plane would have been overweight. Um, so yeah. No, weight and balance plays a huge part. We've moved bags from the back of the plane, to the front of the plane to make sure it's bounced out correctly and it's all calculated up in the cockpit. But uh, Yeah, no. That'll that'll keep a plane on the ground or if it shifts during the flight bad things happen. I actually sent you a video to tips at the news junkie.com showing. What happens when a, uh, plane. The balance messes up during takeoff. Kind of crazy. Okay, that's it. I'm done.

Got my TNJ shirt just now. Thanks!

The Astronauts are in space for a reason.
What up News Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the astronauts that are wearing um ear muffs while they're going to the potty. I will say this as a Gen X child of the 80s. I went to space camp and Titusville And they did not mention anything about putting on the ear muffs while you're going to the potty. Wild. Hey, you know what? That's that's why that's why they became fighter pilots and astronauts and everything because they're smarter than me, I should have been doing this my whole life.

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