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This is my confession…forgive me!
All right, junkies, Here's My Confession. When I was in Middle School, there was This boy, who was a quadriplegic? And he scooted about the hallways in 1 of those electric, wheelchairs that you've controlled with your mouth. And that little stick Well, on the back of his wheelchair was a kill switch that cut the power to the chair. So 1 morning me and a friend told him that a teacher needs to see him in the gymnasium. So he rolled his way down there, went through the doors we went and behind him. Hit the kill switch. Turned off the lights and left him. He could have been in there for 5 minutes. Could have been in there for 2 hours, they'll never know. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Sorry this is so long but it's about Columbia Co GA and the crazy stuff that happens there
I'm going to try to shorten this up a little bit, but I used to, uh, run service calls in the area of Columbia County Georgia. And um the the Columbia county is where Augusta Georgia is Augusta National Golf Course, um, all that sort of thing and the outskirts of Columbia Georgia, it it it's kind of a mishmash of folks that live there. There's, uh, some extreme poor. There's some wealthy and um, but uh, but neighboring to Columbia County are 3, counties, that have What's called the Savannah River Site on it. And the Savannah River Site is a an area that is Not necessarily top secret, you can Google what it is. Um, but it's very ominous and bleed. And and crazy out there, and what they do is kind of even crazier. But um, I used to service all of that area including the Savannah River Site as well as Fort Gordon military base. And um, that is where there is a 2 story building where you jump on an elevator and it has like 15 floors on the buttons in the elevator so you can kind of determine what they may or may not do there. Um but uh yeah, I'm surprised they didn't uh Google didn't partner with the Savannah River Site to put it out there because there's thousands of acres and it takes an hour to drive across the site. And you could plunk that sucker down in the middle, and not hear anything and not have to pay any anybody any property taxes?

Clancy did it
Good afternoon, Junkies. Hey I think in regards to the Clancy case that Cain brought up a great point. That is where's the line between my opinion on something and defamation of somebody? Because you are protected. For putting your opinion out there. Be it, social media or wherever else, but where's that line between? This is my opinion. And this actually is, what is going to cause harm to another person. Also, by the way, I went to dinner with my wife and 6, other nurses, the other night and out of all of them, 5 of the 6 women at that table said, the husband did it. I thought.

Flock job
What's happening? Hey got my daily. Indeed job postings. Email today. And Looks like Flock safety. For a high level. Communications person. Not exactly a job. I'm interested in jumping on right now. So anyways, good luck to them. Bye.

Unhinged otter
See uh speaking of uh unhinged otter. I was out in CMI, bass fishing in the lake. It was the fall. It was cool. I was in a beautiful field of lily, pads enjoying life. When this Otter Pops up in the middle of the lily, pads about 50 feet away and goes and I was like, whoa. And he went back under as I was at a otter and then 10 seconds later, 10 people from the boat, he pops up again and I looked at this otter and he looked like 1 of the bad monkeys and planted the Apes. Its face was all scarred up. He had like a great over eyeball. And I was like oh my God, this otter is unhinged and uh he went under again and popped up right beside the boat. I was trying to get in huffing and puffing and that's when I punched it on the trolling motor. and uh, Tried to, uh, get the hell out of there. And then when I

I accidentally sent fire to a car
in my early 20s, I lived in an apartment complex where there was a guy that always parked crooked and the best to parking spaces. And so me and my roommate always. vandalized his car, and Seemingly meaningless ways. 1 time. We covered his car with a bail of hay. And he spoke to it off. And drove off. And later that day. somebody else parked there and the Hutt engine of their car, lit it up and completely burned out the car. so, My Confession is that I accidentally set a car on fire. For an innocent person.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
I told my deaf friend about the Mel Gibson drama. He said he hadn't heard about it.

back to work
Hey everybody, happy today, and it's super happy today, it is because I finally got to go back to work. I've been out on a broken knee for 7 weeks and then I had to stay out of work. Do physical therapy for another week and some change but today, I finally got back out to the job. And thank goodness too because I need money. Okay, I love you, goodbye.

Clancy haunted house?
You bring up a good point about the Clancy house, always you know, tripping out over the sounds and stuff. You probably could make a a fair amount of money owning that house in either making it a a hot spot for haunted, house visits. Or let all these uh these Tick Tock investigators come and and reenact the scenario and uncover the mystery of what happened themselves.

New Gypsy's are not the same as Winter Park Gypsy's in the early 80s.
What up News, Junkie dingo here, I just want to chime in real quick about the gypsies. I grew up in Winter Park and I remember as a kid watching like the local news and there would be like a story about gypsies coming into some neighborhood. And I swear to God, I thought it was like an oxen and a covered wagon and like Gypsies. And I was a little bit older when I found out that that wasn't the case.