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That neighbor is an idiot
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well in regards to this neighbor complaining about the basketball, which 1 would you rather have kids playing basketball in your neighborhood or shooting up the neighborhood, or flip flipping door handles? Like I don't understand I'd rather take the basketball right. Thanks. Bye.

Brought to you by WaterBoys....
So, talking about the whole, uh, you know, betting lines and all that, uh, stuff. It's uh, Kind of silly that, you know, to think that somebody would get paid for, you know, just saying particular things, like Otani or, you know, brought to you by Carl's Junior or, uh, you know, like, uh, brought to you by Mo DeWitt of the DeWitt Law Firm. But, uh, hey, you know, it it's kind of a, a whole idiocracy thing that we're really getting into now, so brought to you by Carl's Junior.

Blow test?!
So, I was a bartender about 25 years ago. uh, when my shift and the other bartender shift, ended, We went to another bar. and with a couple of our customers and the manager, and there was 1 of those uh, blow tests for alcohol. And um, we all went ahead and did it. And the other bartender was higher than the customer's, we were serving the entire night. So That was crazy cuz she looked perfectly normal. Anyhow. Don't do the blow test.

The engineers equipped C-Lane for today

Values of property
Hey Sean. This is about uh eminent domain and values. If the property is such a important part of the public, then wouldn't the value go up. So, therefore, Shouldn't the price, then? It just seems weird. It it seems weird that it's real valuable but we're going to give you Pennies on the dollar Hey, everyone have a good day later. Ah,

DUI's are not punished enough!
first time and he got it with What's up News Junkie? What a sensitive topic. This is, you got to remember every time. People get DUIs. Man, they just could have killed somebody. Maybe they did some did and they do go to prison but every single time it's a total disregard For other people's safety. That's the definition of insanity. You know what? The consequences could be and you keep doing it. Hey, I got lucky twice way back in 2008. And um, thank goodness, nothing happened. But I uh, I walked on the other side of the street, these days, if you know what I mean, Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop pop. Thank you, brother.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
My dad was in the air force so I grew up going to air shows. I have never seen a plane that low before. I would have loved to have been there though.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
No no no no Don't do that! I thought we were having a nice show!

I know better with you guys !
Hey junkies, what's going on? I really need to start bringing headphones or earphones out in public because I went to my little uh, local mom and pop breakfast place and I have you guys playing on my phone. I'm out sitting outside so I don't bother anybody else and the waitress comes up and she's trying to take my order and all I hear is like the soccer that you're playing. No. That was a bad impression enjoy that. That 1 was for free. Okay, bye guys.

Bathroom Interview
Hey news junkies, hey, um saline could totally do. Um, the show from the bathroom today, um, and I think what he should do since the, you know, there's some sort of corporate party going on there at iHeart, every time someone comes in to the bathroom. You know. He can like welcome the next guest in there and like do a little interview with them, you know? So each time someone comes in say let's welcome. So and so to the bathroom, you know, get some feedback from them, you know, talk to them about iHeart. I think that'd be really cool. What do you guys think?