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Evil Eye about canvasing
Hey, it's evil eye next time. You're trying to canvass the neighborhood. Rob houses, don't use black people or or Latinos or anybody that don't look like you. And don't use adults trying to make money, don't use teens or anything like that. Use Girl Scouts They're the smartest ones, they'll get all the information. That's all you need right there, Girl. Scouts selling cookies, looking at every part of your house while you're busy, buying cookies.

TTS Dispatch 🤖
Short and simple, I'm on the kids' side. Sure, they didn't get a solicitor's permit (which is just another form of revenue piracy), but they didn't really commit a crime.

Feel bad for them. Poor kids with that guy with the gun. He should have his guns taken from him
What's going on News? Junkie crew. Man, that guy pulling that gun out like that with them kids, he's a d-bag, he makes the rest of us look bad. I carry at all times. I always have a gun available at all times. Do I pull it on people? No, not like that. That guy, man. Uh, he No, I don't even know what to say. I feel I feel bad for them for kids, man, have a deal with that and that's true. Like I said, there's other guys, making us look bad.

When I was at I was largest frying pan I also did a mote commercial he can show it if you want to I just think Moe would think it's funny

Think before you act. No such thing as a free door dash lunch. And in this case, the homeowner may just open a problem they can’t stop.
The Dashers in the wrong, the home orders. And the right however the homeowner has to think about this now that Dasher knows where you live and if he gets fired, he has all the time in the world to make your life miserable. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop.

I'm going to eat that free food if it's food I like
What's going on News? Junkie crew, happy weekend. What y'all getting into? I got 30 trucks of concrete to pour at 2:30 in the morning tomorrow, uh but the door Dash guy. Man, that dude lucky he didn't catch a fist in the mouth. Come up my house. Talking to me like that. You're going to have a whole another problem. Um, I Side with the homeowners on this. I uh first moved into my new neighborhood. A lot of houses were still being built. Some of the house is warrant even located on navigational apps yet and uh I used to get stuff delivered to my house all the time wrong and ended up bringing them to the house. I have office chairs. I've had beds. I've got all kinds of stuff show up at my house but man you give me some free food that I like to eat. I'm eating it.

My God is an awesome God
My God is an awesome. God. He reigns from heaven above with wisdom, power and love. My God, is an awesome God everybody. Now God is an awesome God. This earworm is going to get you all. I love It. Oh, so much. My God is an awesome God.

Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was the funniest thing I’ve heard
I, I cannot tell you. How hilarious that was with. You got both started saying our God was an awesome God, Covenant real slow, it was called in my head too. It was just epic epic, just great material, you guys are hilarious. Uh I needed that. I'm crying over here. I hope you recorded that clip and play it for future shows. God.

Just a friendly magnet reminder for SHOW US YOUR blank. :)

Airplane religion
My disposition towards airport and airplane preachers are much like the opening segment in Airplane, where the guys walking to the airport and he's taewan doing and taking out every Hari kishner that comes up to him with a flower to book and he just hammers them perfect.