Regarding to your wife laughing at you while you're in pain. Me and my wife and our daughter were at the park. Well I was on the swing and I was going high and as they were walking towards the slide, I told them to watch me jump off. So when I did I was so high that when I went to go jump out of the swing I couldn't then when I started going backwards, I was off balance and fell right on my head and neck knocking the breath out of me. And I'm wheezing for help as I. Feel like I'm dying. My wife looks back at me and starts dying laughing and walking away while another dad comes to check on me.