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My Penis Crime

I've got a couple dumb crimes myself. The first 1 would be when I was probably 8 or 9 uh in second grade and at the school lunch, This girl was bugging, the heck out of me and just super annoying. And so, what did I do? The logical thing? Of course, I flashed her. My penis. And shortly after I had to talk to a cop at the school, my parents were not happy. The cop was not happy. Um, the girl was not happy and basically they told me that, you know, if that was done maliciously, they were going to charge me with something like, I don't know public indecency or some sort of sexual crime. I don't really don't remember off hand, but they were real serious about it. And uh basically I had to lie and and say that I hadn't done it on purpose and and and everything. Um, Yeah. And and I mean, Dropped it. Luckily probably cuz you know, I was only 8 or 9 but that was, that was my my dumb crime or 1 of them at least. My dumb penis crime.
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