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All the. Crime Things.

I was adjacent to a lot of bad kids growing up in South Florida. Sean, and I know 1 thing that was big at our time was Chrome caps and hood ornaments, bro. Like if you had shiny Chrome caps on your car, if you had a Jag or Mercedes Benz hood ornament, you were getting got and it was probably me my friends and lots of other badass little kids. Um, what else did we do? Oh, we stole a lot from the malls, like, um, not Mercedes, like brand name, merchandise, Tommy, all that kind of stuff, colognes, jewelry, whatever it was, because we had some like, Mafia dude in our apartment complex. That would buy whatever we stole for 20% of the, uh, retail tag price. What else did these badass kids do? We got, like, 3 golf carts that we jacked from, uh, Cypress Creek High School because we figured out we could, and we rode them, a couple miles home and then rode them out through our neighborhood. Goods and in the woods and everything until they didn't work any longer and then we let them on fire. Um probably a bunch of crimes but uh yeah, those were just bad kids.
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