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Hey, junkies Speedy. Weenie here back in New Jersey in high school. Me and some friends kicked open the door of a Waterfront bar and stole as much beer as we could get our hands on and then we had to steal a dinghy and we rode it out into that cold. Atlantic Ocean. We put too much beer in the dinghy and it sank and we had to swim back using cases of beer, as flotation. We were never caught. But we knew how stupid we were that night. Statute of limitations is over on it so I don't mind admitting it on there.
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