Playing a pool party. Everything's going swimmingly. Excuse the pun and I hear a pop in the twang guitar goes out of tune and I'm bleeding a lot over a white strata so couple women screamed And it was squirting, not gushing oozing, it was squirting. So I put my finger on it, it stops, they run me to the hospital and the doctor goes, oh almost looks like a bad suicide attempt. You were about an inch away from the main vein, you cut, if you were committing suicide, bloody perfect.