Hey, junkies, so about twenty years ago, I was out on Lake Howell riding on a jet ski after a few cocktails with a friend and decided to try and spray people that were on the dock. I lost control of the jet ski and went up onto the dock and was actually almost decapitated by the viewing platform above. Thankfully, the person on the back of the jet ski jumped off at the last minute, otherwise I wouldn't be here today.