My girlfriend dumped me after high school, then I found out she’d been cheating with a singer who wrote a song about it. Meanwhile, I’d been emailing a German named Meeka who I thought was a guy. Turns out she was a beautiful girl who liked me, so I flew to Europe to find her. After getting lost across the continent, I finally tracked her down in Rome, accidentally caused chaos at the Vatican, and we hooked up in a confessional. Best breakup ever. Yuckers didn’t know, Yuckers didn’t know.