dear new Junkies When I was in high school, I was dating someone for quite a while. And her and I were doing well, but then I wasn't sure if I wanted to break up with her or not. So instead I was just really hoping almost daily that she would just get like kidnapped or disappeared off the Earth, so I wouldn't have to. And then maybe I could have that like that sympathy of being. Oh no, you're the guy that had his Girlfriend disappeared. Poor you? So yeah, I don't know, I don't know if I should feel bad or not feel bad about that confession. But, um, yeah, that was it.