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My embarrassing story

hey junkies, I got an embarrassing story, I used to work at Dick Sporting Goods and um, I had epilepsy They kind of epilepsy where you just zone out and you don't convulse or anything, you're just kind of there. And I was in the middle of the the floor room. and I had an episode and then when I wake up, Or come back to it. I uh my my pants are white. I look down. And I pissed my whole bladder just out and I'm wearing khaki pants and I'm walking around the store as quick as I can to the manager's office with piss pants. And he looks at me. He's like, dude. What the hell happened? I'm like, I think I need to go home. I had a seizure and peed my pants. He was like, yeah, dude, get out of here.
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