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My most embarrassing moment 

Afternoon fellas. Yeah my most embarrassing moment. I was on a date middle of the date. I got an upset stomach. Went to use the bathroom. Uh, was wearing a pair of overalls and didn't realize the back of the bib was down in the toilet bowl. After I completed doing my number 2, uh, in the state of panic, I used the bathroom sink to wash off as much as possible. Went back to the table, put on my hoodie. Real quick, went to give her a hug, goodbye, made up an excuse. I had to go. Visit my grandmother in the hospital when she gave me a hug. Her arms instantly got wet, and the smell wafted up through my hoodie. She immediately let go uh, in in a state of panic and disdain and walked out the door. Yeah, it was horrible. Yay.
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