Here is a “rate my…” entry: my wife and I went to an outdoor outlet mall for a food and wine event and had a great time. When we got home I changed out of my white shorts to find at some point I had sat on something chocolate, right in the center of my butt. I walked around all day looking like i crapped in my shorts. I met several friends there that probably got pictures. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop. [Wilhelm Scream]