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Mt Dew volcano embarrassment

All right, here's my embarrassing story. A few years ago, I was working for FedEx, extremely hot outside, obviously, he was my first Saturday working alone. Those trucks don't have air conditioning. So I pushed myself and pushed myself built up a big thirst. So as soon as I got done with 1 of my stops, I went to the next store that I could go to, to get something to drink. I went inside started looking at the fountain drinks. So, I'm Mountain Dew, hadn't had a Mountain Dew in years. So I got the largest 1, I could get got out to my truck, chug that thing down, I'm cruising down the road, get stopped at a red light, all of a sudden, I feel this gurgling in my stomach and then just like a rainbow of yellow, neon shoots out of my mouth outside the door. And as I lift my head up, I look to the car next to me that has A pretty good vision of me directly on and they're just looking at me, mortified, and horrified of what just happened in front of them. That's all pretty bad.
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