I was working on the back of a garbage truck and naturally, I had to use the bathroom. So we stopped this convenience store and I ran into the stall. Wasn't thinking, it wasn't checking, and I took a big shake, and went to grab a toilet paper. And of course, there was no toilet paper. And of course, there was nobody in the bathroom. So, what did I do? Ripped off a sock. Wipe a dip and then put my shoe back on and went back to work. That was my most embarrassing story.