You don't have the rank to hear my most embarrassing story. But hear is a childhood embarrassing story. I was a teenager and was told the fill up the boat at the riverside dock and I mistakenly put the pump in the wrong hole. I added $100 worth of fuel in the back end compartment and it was only noticed by onlookers because it spilled out of the boat and into the water. Family and friends still bring that story whenever boating and I hate it.