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Rate My Blank: Shaq's extra dinner guest.

Hey, junkies, uh, submission for rate, my blank this week when I met Shaquille O'Neal. Um, I actually used to manage at a restaurant that him and his family, like, in South Florida and they made a reservation for 5 people, uh, showed up with 5 and I said, all right, guys, uh, we have you down for a reservation at 5:00. Would you like to go to your table and Shaq just looks at me, says, no man, that's wrong. There's 6 people. I said, oh, I'm sorry we can certainly accommodate, who is the sixth person? And he points down to his crotch and says, my d. So, that was a day, I learned that Shaquille O'Neal likes to count his junk as an extra guest at dinner wiggle wiggle, pop, pop, pop.
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