I ran into Snooki at a gas station in Fort Lauderdale once. I was carrying two coffees, saw her, panicked, and yelled, “JERSEY!” She yelled, “SHORE!” We high-fived so aggressively that I dropped both coffees. She looked at the puddle, looked at me, and said, “That was your best move?” I said, “Honestly, I peaked in 2009.” She nodded. “Respect.” Then we walked away like nothing happened. I still don’t know why I yelled “JERSEY.” - SNOOPFROGG