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awkward bathroom celebration experience

All right, guys, this uh, this 100% true when I lived in Maui. So I'm at a bar at the upper side, classy side of the island uh go to the bathroom. There's like 4, huge Samoans just like guarding the gate. Uh it was super weird but just go on mine. My own business. I'm in the the restroom but seems like nobody's there. Um start you know, taking my piss in the Earl. All the sudden. I in the stall immediately next to me. I start hearing. somebody do these noises like oh, like, What? Is are they in pain? Are they? Pleasuring them. What, what is going on? I, I just I had to get out of there. So I I just hurry, shake things up. Go wash my hands. So now I'm at the the sink with this giant mirror. And I'm hurrying up washing my hands with the stall directly behind me. All the sudden I hear this like the loudest thunder. Clap like And it's scares the literal. Sat of me. I splash water everywhere. Like, I I'm just staring in the mirror and I see the dark. The door jarring open. And there's this. Little lady, old lady. Little old lady. She's just like almost like pausing swinging. her hips and she's got this long braided hair, there's flowers in it, and she's just like, Doing this weird thing with her lips and she's staring right at me. and, I'm just like a 5 Seconds of Silence just staring at this. Person. And then I realized, oh my God. That's Stephen Tyler. And when I recognized him, I turned around and I go dude. Were you okay in there? and he just turned some looks at me and starts smacking his lips like, Looking good. My man, looking good and feeling good and then just Seated out the bathroom. And I'm just standing there drenched in water. and I think to myself, That mfer didn't wash his hands. All right, that's my submission.
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