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My dad had an alternative way to get out of a tree stand once for me that resulted in disaster.

When I was a kid, most of my clothes came from Sears specifically. They were the Husky brand. Um, I was not a skinny child, let alone. Am I a skinny adult? I went deer hunting with my dad, 1 time. The tree stand was not very high and it had steps that screwed into the tree stand. Well, because I was shorter than my dad. I couldn't get up the same like steps that he could and so he had to move them, it was a big hassle. So he thought, on the way out, if I just sort of slid off the edge he could grab onto my feet and legs and kind of, you know, lower me down that way. So he was on the ground. I was sliding off and it occurred to me, man. This would go so much easier so much quicker. If I just let go slid a few inches because of gravity and then grab back on. Well, I did that. I didn't tell him this plan and I never grabbed back on. I just moved too fast and I left a huge boot boot print on his chest. The shape bruise that was there for like 3 weeks.
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