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Why you are wrong about the dew

Dr. Avioli here. I wanted to chime in on this Mountain Dew thing. I'm not really a Mountain Dew Drinker. Uh, it's not my thing. I don't really drink much of any soda, but Mountain Dew was originally created to be a mixer, uh for things like moonshine so that probably makes it way more of a grown-up thing than Sprite. Because sprite's kind of trash, uh, in fact all their marketing that I can remember growing up always seemed to be geared towards younger people being hip and cool and playing ball and stuff like that. So I don't know where you think that Sprite is more of a grown-up drink than Mountain Dew, uh, I mean, it's just not correct. Uh, but you know.
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