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Holy cow!
Ceiling. It's actually holy Cash. Cow, thank you.

Franklin the turtle
Hey guys, Happy Day. The best part about Franklin. The Turtle is how Beyonce ripped off. His theme song to create uh Texas Holdem. Play him side by side and tell me it's not the same damn song. Franklin, the Turtle deserves royalties.

Franklin the turtle is a dick
Hello news junkies, I am a podcast listener. So I am a day behind, but as a new dad, I've been watching a lot of kids shows, a lot of them being from the 90s for that nostalgic factor. And you know, the fact that these new shows are just kind of creepy and weird but um, Franklin being 1 of them, I gotta say that turtle's kind of a dick, you know, he if you go back and watch these episodes, he's super annoying and not really fun to watch. So, maybe they were on to something, give it up, junkies wiggle, pop pop,


finn wolfhard does know how to ride a bike

Hey that Finn wolfhard thing uh apparently was just season 1. He even took the bike from season 1 because With the first couple. Weeks of filming is when he learned to ride a bike. So he ended up actually taking the bike from season 1. So just fun fact there.

Things you dont talk about
Hey Sean. Good afternoon. The News Junkie, Sean, my lovely Sabrina. I hope you guys looking forward to the holidays and having a good Christmas and of course uh Happy New Year. Then we start everything back again next year. But anyway, Sean, this is not the why I send this. This part is just that, I'm just going to bring up something that I know you don't want to talk about because of your Uh, payment that you get from the company. But I just wanted to point out that more and more

Oh nasty
Junkies, what's happening? I know Sabrina wants to drop the subject, but let me tell you about something gross that I saw today. So I'm in a public bathroom. Minding my own business and washing my hands. I hear a noise behind me. So I like kind of jumped and I looked and all I see is somebody is taking a dump. They took off their tennis shoes and put them in front of them. They are now Barefoot in the public bathroom and then I guess for some reason they may have heard me or got nervous or something. So they start putting their shoes on. They had no sauce on. They had these tennis shoes that were obviously like you needed socks for those and they did not turns out it is an employee at the store I work at Okay, bye.

Parking lot of publix sexual acts
Hey guys. Joe Schmo here. First dispatch. But, uh, Back with me and my wife first got together. We wanted to drive to Titusville from Orlando, to visit. And uh we definitely got it on in the back of my town and country in the parking, lot of a Publix. So I need think you need to read. Think what happens at Publix.

Bike drive!
Hey hey, what's up junkies? I just want to say I'm super excited. I have been blessed enough at the end of this year to be able to have 2 jobs and a little extra money and I was finally able to purchase a bike and some safety equipment for the bike drive. I have been listening to 1041 since like religiously since like 2013 and I've always wanted to be a part of this and I'm super excited. So I will be there on the 10th with the bike and hopefully some beers will be flowing. That'd be great. All right. Bye guys.

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