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The scrotum tubes will look for each other
Hey Sean. Yeah, those uh vast ainz are going to continue to try to. Find each other for the rest of your, uh, life. That's what the doctor told me when I went to get mine. That's why they, uh, they cut them. They burned the ends. They clamp them. Then they stuff them in different parts of your scrote so that they don't try to reattach to each other but they're going to try for the rest of your life. So the doctor said, there's always a chance. Those bad boys are going to heal up and you will no longer be shooting blanks. So uh, Live in fear.


What's up 🤪
My name is junkies hope. Your day is going well, and the bike donation turnout is going great. Um, are you guys not going to be doing visuals today? I checked the YouTube and twitch. I don't see y'all. So miss your faces. Hope you have a great day. Happy holidays.

Dropped off some bikes
Hey guys, hope you guys are doing well, I came by but you guys were busy and dropped off for a couple of bikes. Hope you guys get more. Thanks. Bye.

Craig from Colorado here...about Tuesday's Podcast

K car versus old car story of my old car, sorry this is an audio. I’m currently driving and not aK car versus old car story of my old car, sorry for audio and not video dispatch but I’m currently in the car
Hey news, junkies snafu podcaster out of Atlanta so I'm probably a little behind with this but you were talking about the K cars and I wanted to say I have a 2006 Ford Freestyle it. Um it's like a Mini Wagon and it has 3500,000 miles on it. I do not drive it presently but I kept it because it's been such a rock star. I don't ever want to get rid of it in case I need the second car again or anything like that comes up. So, you are right those cars. Some of those cars from back in the day were built to last

most police sketch artists have not existed for a while

Bum with sign asking for money to buy weed and beer
Happy day News, Junkie crew. So I'm out here in Ocala. On 200 near 484, there is a dude. Probably mid 20s sitting out here at the intersection at the red light with a sign begging for money. He's got a little necklace of Christmas lights with a couple of ornaments around his neck and a Santa hat on and his sign says not going to lie. Need money to help buy beer and weed. Anything helps. Thank you. This guy's got some balls on them.

One sided investigation
For. First and foremost, you need to fix your app because it doesn't shut down. Uh, the iHeart app when you want trying to do. Uh, dispatch the second thing is I think those, uh, Somalian 1 up to her and look for trouble. And then start recording because they already know what her reaction is going to be. So that's why they they did that and then it's unfair on the news uh, recording. You only look at the woman, but not the the couple so they don't investigate the couple uh doesn't sound right. Anyway.

Should I remove this? I want people to know, they should..."JUST CALL!"

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