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Mailman
Hey guys this is uh fonts, you know, your favorite friend. Um yes I'm a male man. And uh this man will be 40 years that I've been doing it. And you know what? I delivered a male. The way it's supposed to be delivered, your mailbox is blocked. I get out, I deliver it. Um, and all of the other stuff that goes along with it, if I see that your mail is not picked up for a day or 2 or knock on your door, make sure you're alive, I did save a customer once, uh, that, um, I delivered the mail on Saturday and by Monday, uh, by Monday, uh, they didn't pick up the mail. I banged on the door, we saved his life. And, uh, hey, We're here for the people. All you guys, we love you. We love you all. Just like we love the junkies the news. Junkies God bless you.

She had glasses on!!
Haha. What's going down? Junkies so uh talked about that chick who can't read. And 1 of the clips of the news stories, she had glasses on. How do you read the letters on the the vision chart, if you don't know how to read, Sounds kind of scammy. Scammy scammy. Hey

Girl is faking not being able to read and write to get money. My take.
Hey news, junkies um I just wanted to say my opinion on the girl who can't read or write. Um, I think she's lying and I think her parents are in on it and I think it's for Some nefarious gain on her parents' part, um, coming from personal experience. Um, I grew up with a severe learning disability, and I'm 26 now. And my parents really weren't in the picture to Teach me how to read or write. So I just had to figure it out on my own. I mean, how can you survive when you can't figure it out on your own? Um, but everybody's brain is different and I get that But like, how do you not know how to spell your own name? Like my brain works in the way where I see letters and I see a pattern, I see a word and that word is a pattern in my brain. I'm not reading letter per letter, I'm reading it as a pattern that has been stored in my brain from me figuring my life out. Um, and yeah.

My 23yr old girl. RIP 02/26/2025

Canadiano Putin: land that flight
Hello, junkies. It's very nice to speak with you. Um, if Americano is now canadiano, poutine. Is diarrhea. And You shouldn't get on a flight after you ate it.



Sacrifices must be made for a future $3M lawsuit! Sorry Evie, looks like you'll have to attend a Florida school, since almost everyone that graduates out of there is stupid 😅

Americano was already an insult