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No cheese in my crust!
What's going down junkies so I had a gig on Saturday night and a buddy of mine who listens to the show. Came up to me and he was all angry about the fact that you cut off my dispatch on Friday Sean he thought it was extremely disrespectful. I mean he was all up in arms about it. I told him to relax, it was no big deal. That being said, I agree. No cheese in the crust. I like to dip my crust in my Coke because it kind of softens it up and uh sweetens it a little bit, just delicious. So it's a sacred part of the pizza to me. Don't stuff any cheese in there? No.

Judging
News Junkie. Good, good, good good. Good morning. Hey man. It's a beautiful day. Beautiful day. Sean Sean. Why are you judging up people, man? I remember I don't know must have been 3 4 months ago. You were bagging on people who likes Mountain Dew? Now you're backing on people who likes stuff Crust Pizza. What? What is going on, dude? Stop judging stop. Judging I like what I like.

YOURE WRONG WASSON
Oh goodness, Sean. You think people are children for liking stuff, Crust, Pizza. Let me tell you what? My go-to snack, my 10-minute snack at work. Is buying a pepperoni pizza Lunchable. If not that I'm able to put Bagel Bites and the oven at work. And Munch on those on my 10-minute Break. Um, so shut up about stuff. Crust pizza. And, you know what? I heard something about you didn't like Goldfish crackers either. So you, you could just keep on walking with your negativity. We don't need that here. Okay, bye.

First of all, how dare you
Sean. You've Done It. This Is A Bridge Too Far. I'm okay with you fawning over Trump. But self crust, pizza is delicious. Maybe even a Hawaiian pizza. Anyways, love you. Love the show ice box ceiling doing a great job.

Sean is offended by stuffed crust
Sean, you're just looking for something to be offended by at this point just like everybody else. If you don't like it, don't get it. Don't pay attention to it, then don't get it. You don't need it. If you don't like it, don't get it. That's okay, though. Everybody's offended by something. Apparently you're offended by pizza. With stuffed crust that makes you very challenged yourself.

So about Casey Anthony, like she has to introduce herself to people that were, you know, just born during all of that trial, like nobody's going to know who she is. So, yeah, for people who don't know who she is on Tik Tok or wherever her platform is, they're not going to know so they're not going to know anything about her. They're just going to think she's some influencer that popped out of nowhere. If they even stumble upon her on the for you page like Sabrina mentioned, but you're totally discounting the fact that her trial was over in 2011. So after that, she moved down south and she has been doing research for, uh, a law firm and some other people and down there and this whole time. And she's trying to, you know, Help other people. But you know all you're going to see is You're never going to see her turning her life around. Good. But she has been doing things since 2011. But you guys never watched the 3-part documentary where honestly, we weren't there. You don't know what happened to Kaylee. Nobody knows, I happened to believe. She probably was molested by her dad. And there's a whole big cover up with that. Why was he going to try and kill himself? Why did you write a suicide note? Like, there's too many questions with that case. Just to say, cut and dry. She killed her kid. I don't believe it for a second. There's too much stuff that was going around with that. But anyways, if she wants to come back now it's been 16 years move on, who cares anymore.

Shawn, I have a question/point/comment for C-Lane and itโ€™s very urgent I speak to him about this
Afternoon News, Junkies. ceiling you made a point about the Brian, laundrie gave petito thing. And I agree with a completely and I don't want to make a light of that situation because it's terrible young girls no longer with us. But he made the point that there's something about this. The fact that the guy's name is laundry and you just can't get past it. And I'm with you, I don't want to sound insensitive but there's just something about the fact that guy's name is laundry. I don't know. Have a good 1, guys.


10 and 2 on the steering wheel not good
What's up junkies? Yeah we all learned the 10 and 2 thing when driving but as of late I'd heard that 4 and 6 is better because if the airbag goes off it doesn't bring your hands back into your face and cause more damage to your face. Just what I heard, see you.

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