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Death row squad
What's up news junkies hope everybody's having a good day um, on the firing squad thing. Think about this, since it's done in the prison and it's done with 3 loud rifles. Imagine how real it gets for all the inmates that are sitting there on death row at that time.

54 grand ...for what?
Okay, 54000 to build a firing squad area, all you need to do is put up a wall, a can of red paint to paint a bullseye on it, that's about it. Maybe a couple of eye rings in there to chain the guy to it, but 54 Grand, that seems excessive.

Shawn makes me a winner
John me and you are 1 and 0 when it comes to Fritz in the street. So pick me because I'm a winner when I'm with you.

Cruise ship ankle bands
John sobrino Elaine. Sorry about the background noise. On the cruise ship. What do you think about? They need to make some kind of Beacon wristband or ankle band. That goes around each passenger and locks on and they don't get off. Take them off until you off the cruise ship, just a thought.

Crusie
Hey guys, I'm going on a Royal Caribbean cruise this weekend. We're not a big drinker, the drink package is not worth it. But uh, it's a fun thing to do.

Designated survivor?
Hey, junkies. So the most important thing from last night's speech that I don't know is who got designated Survivor. We need to know who got designated Survivor. All right. Thank you twinkle. Let it Out.

Song for pope
Now, and I'm eligible in stock orders. I want to sing for the Pope. Here we go. God bless you, pop. From Alonso.



Sean Making the neighborhood great again....lol
Yo junkies, what's going on? Hey Sean. You said that they were having that meeting in your neighborhood and if they needed a spokesperson for the topic, this would be the first time in your life that you would have stepped up into that role. Sean. Dare I say you are becoming a politician. First meeting about the hobos and the neighborhood next presidential campaign for 2028. So you got my vote piece.