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Baton attack
Good Morning News Junkie. Big Daddy, Dave here. You know, Everest baton strike looked intentional but proving malice is harder. She may have acted out in frustration rather than desire to harm. Tucker's injury is serious. But every now, faces, legal and public consequences context, and emotions matter. And judging the situation Food For Thought, Big Daddy deep.


Presidential beer packet
Hey, junkies, so if you get that presidential packet of beer, you could really play the bottles of beer on the wall song. Literally 1,461, bottles of beer, on the wall, 1,461, bottles of beer, Take 1 down, pass it around etc etc etc. You could really do that. You could put it on the wall and drink 1, and actually relive uh live the song. All right. Thank you twinkle. Let it out.

Cursive writing
Hey News. Junkie catching up on yesterday's show on, on podcast. Talking about the proposal for students to learn cursive writing. There have been several studies uh, conducted on the matter. Uh, Showing a possible link between, uh, learning how to write in cursive and reading ability. Um, and it's actually a little bit better than just learning how to print in general. So, that's 1 potential reason why they may be required or proposing to require learning how to write in cursive. But anyways, uh, later

How can a teacher afford a Tesla
Hey news, junkies podcast listener. Um, I have a Tesla Model 3. I am also a teacher. Um, and what's really, uh, uncomfortable is that I've had multiple people just point out that I have a Tesla and I'm a teacher and then they'll be like, how can you afford that as a teacher? Which is so rude. And so such a strange thing to say to anyone about how can they afford anything? They have and then point out their job, but I don't think people realize that I'm model. 3 is very affordable, fairly affordable. Sorry it's early. Like you were saying and, um, I traded in my Toyota Sienna that I had, uh, my mom van that I had had for years and it was beat to hell and um, oh, I hope we can say that. Sorry. Um, and I almost had an even exchange. So, um, it was a great trade-up since my kids are older and the Tesla is fantastic. And as far as As the self-driving. Yes, that is not standard and, um, it's annoying. But for 99 a month, you can get it, which is a lot and I don't have it, but if I'm in the summertime uh and I'm going to be doing a lot of driving with the kids. I'll purchase 1 month of it and that's nice. So you can get it when you need it because when I'm driving around town, I wouldn't need it anyway. Um, but you do have autopilot which will keep you in that standard. It'll keep you in the lane, it'll stop. Um, if cars are stopping in front of you, um, it won't stop at a stoplight or stop sign. But, um, it's really handy if you're driving in traffic or, you know, downtown or whatever. Um, yeah, so I love it. Um, Teslas are fantastic. Uh, you don't have to change the oil, no timing belts, all that crap is nothing. I think about and I never go to a gas station, all right. Bye.

Gwen’s religion- nothing new!
A junkies Jeff and Clearwater as far as Gwen and her religion. She's been a dedicated Catholic for long long time so that's nothing new. Uh I guess some people are just catching up to it.

Tool
Hey, junkies. I remember, uh, seeing Tool, uh, here at the arena and, you know, I go to concerts and whatnot, but it was just them like a manner was just sitting down looking down. Singing into a microphone. Nobody moved. You know, I'm used to concerts where people move, you look at Pantera blah blah blah blah. Everyone moved gets a crowd excited. This was the most boringest concert, my girlfriend was pissed. Anyways just letting you know. Thanks.

Morgue worker
Hey, junkies. Uh, so what I want to know about that, morgue worker is when she cut off the genitals and put it in the mouth. Did she put it in? Um, Helmet first. Or was the helmet sticking out. I just wonder what would be a worse insult. All right, thank you. Weird question, I know twinkle edits out.