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did y'all talk about the crazy discoveries at the Egyptian pyramids yet?

Teslas blowing up
Yeah, I heard the the political spokesperson talking about oh Tesla's could blow up. Tesla could blow up. I know we're kind of anti-science in this country right now. But what do you think? An internal combustion engine runs on candles. It also can blow up, they are talking like it was the only thing that could blow up. Chowderheads.


Shawn's dangerous hands!
What up junkie butt. So let me get this straight. Sean can kill Sabrina with his bare hands. But somehow those same hands, just can't seem to crack open a little crab leg. Okay, I got you. Good luck Sean.

The snow white remake.We all want to see

Crazy twin story
Good after almost weekend, junkies, I do strange thing. When I was growing up in our neighborhood, a family had 9 children, the mother had passed away during childbirth of the ninth child. The father a year later, married. His deceased wife's identical twin and to this day. So they must be married well, over 30 years, so kind of a strange story but happened, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop,


License plate problem. I see this all the time
Yeah, I've got a question about these license plates. Have you guys noticed driving around that? A lot of license plates have these Smoky black opaque covers that basically cover up the license plate. It's my understanding according to Florida law that you can do nothing that obscures the plate. You can't even really put a border around it. If a cop wants to, they can pull you over and write you a ticket. So I'm wondering if that might be it, I'm surprised more people don't get pulled over for those obscure license plate coverage.

Shawn v Sabrina/ final battle
All right, how this is how this fight. Will go Sabrina versus Sean. Sean will beat the hell out of Sabrina, the first 10 minutes then he would get so tired that he would just fall over and then Sabrina. Will kill him. However, where she wants also this um final battle that you're talking about. I think you're going about it the wrong way. You don't avoid the 66 guy you Treat it like prison so you find the biggest guy you go right up to him and you have sex with them. So now you have protection, you go around recruiting, you start a small posy and you take over the world.