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Former traffic police officer
Good day. Junkies On a day off. So I get to listen to you live uh former police officer as most of you guys know uh used to be a traffic officer. Uh, State of Florida gives you 5 miles an hour without giving you a ticket. my standards for, Riding speeding tickets or citations is, uh, anybody going uh, 10 or over in a school zone? Or 15 and over on a highway. 14, you were say, 15 your mind. Uh that's 4 points on your license and in my County, it was 256 fine. If you're doing anything over 30, it's a court date. So uh watch your speed, uh, I advise never going over 10. 10 is good. I when I ran my radar, if you're going over 10, I didn't even look at you. So wiggle pop up.

Nobody cares what the speed limit is
I don't even know why you bother worrying about speed limits at this point. Nobody pays attention to them. Anyway, I drive down Southern Boulevard in West Palm Beach, Palm Beach every day and people are blasting down that road at 80 miles an hour. In the posted speed, limit is 50 People don't give a rat's ass. It doesn't matter.

Speed limit
Uncle sepsis here in Daytona Beach. I lived in Albany about 5 years ago. And I got pulled over doing. 81 and a 65. And the state trooper told me as long as I'm on the interstate or the highway. If I kept it at 15 miles an hour over the speed limit, I should never have an issue period. I've tested out a few times. And so far so good. Love you guys.

I can't drive 85.
Good afternoon. Junkies the Mad King here. So regarding the speed limit in Texas, being 85 miles, an hour, I used to do what was called driveway transports, and I was driving a company van that had a governor on it that only did 70. I happen to be on that stretch of freeway in Texas in the slow lane and almost got rear-ended multiple times by idiots. Flying up behind me, doing 100 plus miles an hour nothing safe about that speed limit.






Ive sent that wrong text to my boss. Yeet
Hello, junkies, simply Jeremy here. All right, I got a funny story for you. So, 1 time, back when I was in real estate. I had texted my broker about a payment that he was supposed to pay me for a commission. Well he ended up telling me he wasn't going to pay me that commission, so I thought I was texting my wife. I was like honey you know this guy's a big D, he's not giving me my money. I said a whole bunch of stuff about him. Put my phone down, sent the text, put my phone down in about a minute later. I get a response and it was from my broker, Mike who said you should really look who you text and uh all I can say back to him was I met another mic. So, yeah, I've sent the wrong text to the the wrong person before. I feel that