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What have you turned me into!?
Hey there. Junkies what's happening? So this morning I'm working. It is about 4:30 in the morning and I'm walking around the store. Um I work at Publix and I'm listening to you guys the Friday show on my headphones and I I did not realize how loud I was laughing and talking but you guys said my favorite word Japan. So here I am in the store. 4:30 in the morning, just screaming Japan in the top of my lungs. I got a couple looks um so yeah, you guys are ruining my life? Thank you. We'll always listen. Bye. Bye.

Love hate severance
man, I like Severance but I really hated also I've pretty much forced myself to watch the whole season and uh I have no idea what's happening. I've rewatched episode. Still no clue. What's happening. By the Time, season 3 comes, I'm going to forget everything, I just didn't understand. I have to re-watch it again. I don't know why I watched the show. Maybe it's just because the chick's hot.

Severance
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Sean, you're talking about Severance I when I was watching the previous season, I realized that it has to be a big maze that whole office has to be a big maze. And then there's LEDs everywhere on the top, you know, just kind of automatically going off the red and the white. That's where they spend the money. On all the technology in that building. I don't know. Thanks, bye.

Tesla vandal
what up junkie, but hey, the guy who got caught, uh, key in the Tesla with the swastika and the police report He said that he got caught up in all these videos online and social media showing people carving the Teslas. And uh that's what made him want to do it. But he didn't know, he was getting recorded, he said, My question. All the videos. You saw are. People getting recorded. There's no, there's no videos of people can't Tesla's with somebody standing there with a cell phone. Is it isn't? It always the car recording them, this guy's a bigger idiot than we thought. Later.

ALL the torpedo bat 411...bruh
What's up, y'all? Start talking Sports and poof the daddy 2 times Genie appears when it comes to this torpedo bat thing. It's it's really a lot of hate on the Yankees. It's almost like politics people start talking about something based on the team and not the actual details, right? The bat meet specifications required by the MLB. That's Point. 1 Point 2, it's not just the Yankees and the Yankees. Only have a handful of players who are using the bats. Right? In addition to the Yankees, there's at least 4 or 5 other teams who have won or multiple players using torpedo bats this season. And in addition to that, there's been minor league players who use the bat as far back as last season. So all this hate man, it's it's exactly that it's hate because of who is doing it and the success that they're having. So

Within the rights
Yellow junkies, uh, the baseball bat situation. It's within the rules of the MLB. Uh, 1 of the coaches is a former MIT engineer and he took the analytics from the players and implemented it into the bats. So, every bat is specifically made for 1 player I mean, it's genius that if you say, I mean, I think it is it's well within the rights of baseball so can't complain.

Morgan Wallen situation

SNL rant.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about Saturday Night Live that show hasn't been good in a couple decades. Um let's bring back heiho beep.

SNL was less entertaining than walk off
Boy. Sadly for uh this Saturday's episode of SNL. It was so terrible that the most entertaining part was Morgan Wallen walking off. Just a really, really bad episode.

Watched butt boy
Hey, there News Junkie. Uh, back in Miami working nights, catching up on some podcasts. Heard about that movie but boy, watched it. Awesome movie. I definitely recommend it a little weird but it was fun. Wiggle, wiggle, pop pop.