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About the san fran house. Love you guys! Keep up the great work! Listening from rochester ny
Hey guys, Pat from Rochester. New York. Love the show. Uh, about the houses in uhh, San Francisco. I think that's a fair price. Um, I also think that that person has to love Full House. You know, and deal with it. That's all. Have a good night guys, have a great weekend.

The waffle Stomp
I can tell you for a fact that there are people out there. that, uh, That that smoosh their doodoo down the shower tree. They call it the waffle stomp. Uh, it's disgusting. I have a good friend who does it? Uh, and we have had uh, many along drunken uh, arguments about the efficacy of it. Tried to talk him out of it. Uh, his main uh, point I think, is that it shaves saves on a toilet paper but uh feel like the cost far outweighs the benefits on that 1. But uh, there you go. Those people exist. I can put you in contact with 1 anyway. How's it going squirrels?

Ye ole DooDoo shower stomp
hey news, Junkies uh, I can tell you for a fact. That there are people who uh they're too new down the shower drains. I got a good buddy. Uh, who is adamant about it? I have had long drunken talks with him, trying to talk him out of it. But his, his, his his uh, his main point I think is that uh Say saves on a saves on toilet paper. I guess he wash your ass but for me uh the cost is too great but those people are out there that do the old waffle stomp disgusting. oh, Charles

Weezers insane wife!
Beverly Hills. That's where the cops shot me in shooter in the shoulder. Now, I am going to jail.

why are the police even engaging the school clerk

Sean’s RIGHT
Hey news. Junkies, I'm just here to say, I agree with Sean, no matter what he says. I don't even have to hear it. I just agree with him. He's right on everything. Wiggle wiggle, pop, pop,

A look at my castle i manager in Mauldin sc

This crazy teacher. WOW.
Good afternoon, crazy teachers. Oh my God, this lady is infuriating me the way she's talking to the police officer saying she's being disrespected. Yelling at him telling him not to interrupt her as he's trying to explain that he is there on official business to protect the school, the children, the scholars as a parent. I would want them there to protect them. They're at school. These teachers aren't going to protect them from a bomb or from a shooter. They're the ones always calling the police and then to say, you have to check in and you can't get in here. This is ridiculous. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

School sucks and Shawn is right
hey news, jerus Sean, you are 100% right and the voice of reason my friend The police in this situation can't win. You're Dead. If you don't you dead, if you do If you don't come there, you're a coward. If you try to go in there, you got to deal with this crap. I don't know what the hell they want the police to do, but you're 100% right. The kids come first and God forbid, a kid dies at that school district is all I got to say.

Columbus school
Hey News. Junkie first time dispatcher here. My question is, why didn't they arrest this person for obstructing a police investigation? So they could continue with investigating this bomb threat.