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ajsoup
Now you look less like a gnome.....but you still have a big head 🤷🏼‍♀️
Now you look less like a gnome.....but you still have a big head 🤷🏼‍♀️
MoeManjiTheRealtor
Pinkman looking good
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well. Sean, you guys are talking about trophies. I had a bowling trophy for being a champion and bowling, but, um, come Saturday. I kept losing all my shots because of, um, pinkman's main. It just distracted me the whole time. Thanks, bye.
ajsoup
A little late to the party, but I made a Shawn Wasson Action figure. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol.🤣
A little late to the party, but I made a Shawn Wasson Action figure. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Lol.🤣
ImNotAHippie
AstroNOTs
All right, but the media colonies women's astronauts, which they're not. Unfortunately, um, the person I feel bad for is Lands bass. Um, he actually did a proper training for us, um, and Russia I believe and got an award for, uh, his performance. And when he came out as gay, they denied, uh, his seat And uh, I think pulled the funding for it if I'm not mistaken, so he should be pissed. I'm just saying, hippie out.
Dull mic > Skull mic
First time dispatch Behold the monster
Longtime listener first-time dispatch, you did a story a few days ago about ouija's wife, the bass player, where his wife shot at the police. And then proceeded to go into some of the things she's done. About a book. She wrote called Beyond the monster or behold the monster and Sabrina I thought you said behold the monster. So I was like great. There goes the name. Only thing is I'm going to put the word mine in front of it. So every time I send a dispatch Sean's got
BDMP
Resume update?
So wait, if Katie Perry can say that she's an astronaut, does that mean that I can update my resume and say that? I'm an SNL cast member because 1 day I went to Studio 8h when I was in New York. Or maybe I'm a race car driver, because I've driven my car. Once around the Speedway Daytona Speedway. I'm the same thing as Richard F and Betty.
muffmouth
Who’s the better driver?
What's going down, junkies, man? That sounds like so much fun. Uh, the bowling this weekend, I don't know what's crazier. The fact that there was a dog driving a car, or the fact that the dog was a better driver than Courtney. I'll just see myself out, see you
guitarslinger
Old guy bands
Boy, Sean, you are kidding with these bands. Looking older. Matter of fact, this morning, I was looking at the news promo of ACDC going on a tour and you look at Angus, the lead guitarist dressed in a school boy outfit. And he's got the long hair, but it's totally white. It's like a big white, man. I'm going. Oh my God, I grew up with these guys. Oh man, do I feel old? oh, I did cry this week when I went to the grocery store, they
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