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Danger Dogs.
What up News, Junkie dingo here. Hey I just want to chime in real quick about the dangerous dogs. I had a Chihuahua that lived to be about 20 years old and um that thing repeatedly tried to murder me.

Sorry about the noise in the background. I'm in the workmen. What the hell, man? Why is sheep? Dogs getting getting Strays bro. That ain't cool. That ain't cool at all. It was a pit bull. Not a sheep dog. Get it right. No, but for real, uh, I do literally have a cheap dog. Uh, he doesn't like kids, very much, so I know to kind of keep it close eye on him. I don't know why he's, but probably, because the neighbor's kid is an asshole and he's always taunting him. Hey, doggy, whatever. But anyway, yeah, man, that's sucks for that. Little girl, I, you know, like you said, dog on it. Damn sorry, dog. Owner. You gotta be gotta be responsible, man. Gotta know what your dog's capable of, and gotta try to keep under control. Anyway, she thought out


racecar driver
I paid to drive a race car around Daytona. Does that make me a NASCAR driver? I think not.

Gail King
So Gail King is no astronaut her presence on that capsule was not essential to the mission. Shepherd, essential to the mission. People these days, they'll do anything for some accolades. For love you guys. Have a good 1.

Distractions of accomplishments
Hey, there junkies the fight over whether or not it's sexist to call the folks who have went up on the blue origin most recently passengers or not. Is just distracting from the real accomplishment of Jeff Bezos, who got 6 women to leave somewhere on time.

Deportation app
Okay, you got the riprock here. dropping my dime to the news, junkies on the subject of the deep portion app. So I guess it used to let you make an appointment and now it's an exit sign stage left fellas. So the bottom line is, hey, you're here illegally and the majority of Americans. Why any illegal individual to go back? Start over. Wait, your turn in line. And do it that way. My aunt, waited 2 and a half years. To come from Mexico. She did it legal and she is furious. I mean I could not go to their country of origin. Get a job, not speak the language. And be welcome with open arms. So I say get the hook exit. Boom. Rip rock out much respect news, Junkies.

Coyote problem
So if you have a hunting license, you can buy for like 30 bucks, an annual fur, bear trapping license and you're allowed to trap coyotes. So if you got the coyote problem, get you some coyote traps, put some meat in it. Set up a cellular camera on it. So, you know, when you got 1 and just uh, dispatch that thing. Screw them, coyotes.

Shawn is absolutely wrong 100%
Hey guys, catching up on the podcast from yesterday. To answer your question. Yes. Sean. The legal weed that you can buy in different stores now. In Florida here will show up on a drug test. Yeah, I work for a job where you got a past 1 to get started and there's also randoms and they warn everybody like, hey, I know this stuff's legal here in Florida or whatever we got this loophole but that stuff will show up on your drug test. So just stay away from it. So yeah, it will.