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Absolutely hand in your keycard to a person!!!!
It's just polite to stop at the desk to return to your key card. So, the housekeeping can flip the room. Instead of guessing, if you're still there,

Childcare tips and tricks
Yossi charge, checking in quickly about the, uh, baby in the leaf pile. Um, having not seen the video because I'm working, uh, some of us, you know, actually have jobs to do. No seriously though. Um, I have not seen the video. I I from the way you guys describe it and the baby's reaction and the, you know, the father or grandfather's reaction, it all sounds fine to me. No harm, no foul. The baby's just fine. No reason to cancel this guy or take his kid away or whatever. Um I mean it's not like he's a total asshole and through water in the kids' face, what kind of human animal does that to their child and calls himself a father anyhow, tip your caretakers

Baby reaction
Hey, junkies. When my daughter was a toddler, she was going for her annual shots at the pediatrician and when the nurse gave her her shot and her thigh my daughter. Here's up a little bit and then she starts clapping and going yay, the nurse looked at us like we were freaking nuts but that's how you raise them. Love you.

Mailbox Money
Good day junkies, uh, just uh, calling to gloat about a little extra mailbox. Money got an extra $755 cents from the Experian lawsuit from a couple years ago and then the verification form for the uh Siri Apple class action lawsuit. So just going to get some of that. Sweet, sweet mailbox money, you'll have a great day.


Gigs for pharmaceutical companies and the Les Mis boycott
What's up, junkies? What's up, sea? Lane, be right over here. Um, I heard you talking about the, like pharmaceutical company stuff. And like, I played some gigs for these, like pharmaceutical companies and felt really like, ah, it feels icky and everything that actually play for some of these people that are just kind of like, Ruining everything. And I got some friends that are playing with the Les. Miz tours that are like. You know all the news right now with not doing the show for Donald Trump. I mean, at what point are you trying to play something for like For your crowd versus, like, stand up for your rights.

An overlooked reason for drug prices
1 of the other reasons, it's very rarely mentioned that drug prices are high in this country, is what we have, what's called pharmaceutical benefits managers. And these are the guys that negotiate the drug prices between the pharmacy and the big Outlet buyers like Walgreens and CVS, so on and so forth. I'm not 100% sure of how it works but those guys also get their piece of the pie as well. No, other country that has a system set up like that where it goes through another level of guy, skimming the top. So that's another 1.

Trump reversed Biden drug prices only to do the same thing and claim victory
Hey, junkies this whole Trump prescription drug thing is hilarious because on January 22nd 2025, Trump signed an executive order reversing Biden's. Pricing system. That had prescription drugs lowered, which then therefore raised the prescription of prices. And now he's signing an executive order to quote unquote, fix the Democrats. Problem that they trumped just created the problem. And now he's solving the problem that he created,

Hardcore guacamole debit cards
Yo junkies hey I think the best easiest way to get rid of subscriptions that you don't use anymore. Is to just 1 phone call to your bank and you get a new card and a new number. And so, all the automatic payments, they don't go through anymore. I've done it. It worked. Well, I don't know. All right, y'all have a good day, peace.

My shop is 20 feet from a spectrum office
Junkie simply Jeremy here, so, funny story about Spectrum. Uh, my shop here in Greenville, South Carolina at the castle. My big shop door is about 20 feet away from a big Spectrum building. They actually rent. The building or own the building but we own land, whatever the case may be, and I cannot tell you how many times I have had to ask their employees, not to park in our parking lot. We got to contact their big boss. They are trash everywhere in their parking lot. The amount of marijuana smoke coming out which, you know, hey, I'm all for it but it's illegal here. Um, the guy even the guy, the big boss themselves, says deal dealing with the Spectrum employees is like dealing with a bunch of children. It's like they're high school students. So that doesn't surprise me. They don't know how to cancel the service.