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The tale of a mysterious hole in my windshield at a Bush campaign rally

Send help or beer
Hey there. Junkies, what's going on? I need to vent for like, 2 seconds. Okay? Not only is this Thanksgiving week and I'm dying at work, but I got a screw in my tire on Friday. I did not use my car on Saturday. I had plans Sunday, I went to the tire shop, they couldn't fit me in because they were busy made an appointment. Today left work early go there, I don't have my wheel lock they couldn't find 1 at their shop. So I had to go to another tire place, just to find out the screw in my tire, actually fell out and there was no puncture in the tire. So I spent all this time running around, 2 hours running around. Trying to get this tire fixed and it's not even messed up. Happy holidays. Bye.

McDonalds
Hey Sean people going to McDonald's should use the McDonald's app. You can get a 3. Most breakfast sandwiches for 3 dollars using the app. You use the app, they give you money back. So you know, you save up and you get yourself some free sandwiches. If you're saving money, they even have deals and stuff on Big Macs and Quarter Pounders all the time.



Andrew luck QB
Shaky. Hello news, Jackie. Hey Sean man that dude uh was the quarterback for Stanford. Almost won a uh Heisman Trophy and he was a great quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts. So he got hurt. Andrew Luck. So, I know you don't like sports and you're not too Swift, but there you go.


protesting grandma similarities

Love penis gradma
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well man. I am really obsessed with this old grandma. She's the biggest role ever. She's even better than 50 Cent. Thanks. Bye.

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