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I get my prostate checked.

Doctor Muffmouth advice
Haha. What's going down? Junkies, I've had the exact same problem with my achilles tendon. Sean stand about 2 feet away from the wall. Locked the uh leg the knee uh of the Achilles tendon leg that hurts lean forward and essentially just stretch out that calf area and that Achilles tendon will stretch do the hold it for 20 seconds and do it a couple times a day and um it'll be fine in time. It just hurts for, you know, a few days. All right, Dr. Muff out. Bye bye.

I was at Rockville
Hey, what's up? So I was at Rockville camping from Thursday to Monday and had an awesome time. Um as far as the mushrooms things go I'm almost certain it was chocolate bars and like prepackaged caps in like a, uh, Like from a dispensary or something. Because I was approached probably 4 or 5 times in the camping lot to buy shrooms. And that's what they were selling. Um, as far as the cell phone thing goes, I brought in a fake bait phone that I bought on Amazon for like 10 bucks is like a kid's iPhone and had it in my pocket. The entire time. Never got stolen. I couldn't believe it. But yeah, this is my fourth year in a row going and everyone's really cool and awesome, there's never any issues, no fights and um yeah. All in all a great crowd.

Amazon retern misinformation

My wife was a drug induced serial return. 75 percent of her purchases would be returned
Hello junkie, simply Jeremy here. So my wife years ago, had a rather bad pill problem. And whenever we would go to the store, she would spend hours in the store and she would buy all these sorts of things, you know, because she was under the influence obviously uh thousand dollars worth of stuff. And then I'm telling you by the time we got home, She had already pulled out half of it as she wanted to return and she would go and return more than half because she would just grab the most Oddball things off the shelf. But, um, yeah. She returned a lot of stuff.

Returning stuff
yes, guilty as charged, I was in New Jersey this past weekend and I had to use or or rather I needed a an iron to iron my suit And we didn't have an iron in our friend's house, where we were staying. So I went to Walmart bought an iron And returned to the next day. Hey, why not? Have a good day.

That being said!
That being said, is back.

A solution for Sean's foot.
Hey guys, fresh out of a surgery had my gallbladder removed but anyways Sean you can go to Goodwill and get 1 of those knee crutch um scooter things super cheap and then don't feel bad about it because they're like 20 or 30 dollars instead of hobbling around on your foot and figure out some stupid way to fix yourself, just go get a knee scooter.

Yeaaaaah
Hey, n junkies. I just wanted to chime in to say you guys are doing a good job and uh yeah. All right, I made it bye.

I have a question, good morning. You may not be talking about it, but why the guys 285 last night and now I go ride down the road. It's 3:20. It keeps doing that every few weeks then it goes down, gradually. Anybody can explain to me what the nonsense is going on here in Orange County Florida. Please let me know. I'm getting sick and tired of this nonsense. The barrel of gas is down so we want to keep going back and forth. Let me know.