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I got a beef with you Shawn
You know, it got a little bit of a bone to pick with you. Sean. Uh a few months back, you guys were all complaining about the cost of door Dash and how expensive it was. I left the dispatch saying. Uh, if you don't want to pay that suck it up buttercup and go get it yourself. Well, you guys beat up on me over it for a bit. And now all of a sudden I hear you preaching. The same thing I just did a while back. So what changed your mind, all of a sudden.

Hey, what's up News, Junkie, first dispatch, I'm out here in Rochester. I listen live every Tuesday on the iHeart Radio app, which is awesome because I love the show. Uh, figured I would send in my first dispatch here on behalf of Shaun's birthday. Thought it was kind of funny that he confuses age and thought a Blink 182. So I made him up a little song. Uh, here it goes. Now that you rolled, you got to pay to score. No sex for free with UF 44 and that's a song. Have a nice day


It's okay to tell us
Sean is giving off Michael Scott vibes. In the dinner party episode, where we find out Michael sleeps at the end of the bed, on that little bench. What is Courtney doing to Sean?

President Of France
What's up, junkies? Hey listen, this whole French president incident, like if the rules were reversed and the plane doors open and you see him slapping her in the face like that. And then when they go to, walk down the stairs, uh, you know, he's refusing to hold her hand, the world would be an uproar. I mean, it's, it's maybe it's not abuse, but if it would be abused, if the roles were reversed, then it's abuse. That's just how it is. That's just my opinion on it and if you're getting slapped or hit by your partner, I mean, unless unless it's playful wrestling and stuff like that. And, you know, how how, how relationships are, of course. Um, but that didn't look playful. If it was playful, they would have been laughing walking down the stairs. If it was playful, they would have been holding hands walking down the stairs. That awkward ass. Hello that he did. That wave was so weird and it looked like somebody that would like, oh crap, that's what that looked like. So I don't know. I think it is but also, I don't care either way because it's France, who gives a crap

The rehearsal season finale (no spoilers)
What up have you share the show Tuesday? Whoop, whoop. Um, are you guys caught up? Sabrina, are you caught up on the rehearsal? The the rest of y'all have have, you guys been watching it? I don't want to spoil the last episode. It aired on Sunday, but I am in awe. Of Nathan Fielder. It went from like, oh, he's, he's a pretty funny guy, too. Wow, I'm actually impressed by you and it, I, if you haven't watched it, y'all got to watch it. I think I already sent a dispatch in like a week or 2 ago about this, but unbelievable. Draw dropping wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop.

Presidential shoving
Hello, junkies and happy birthday. Sean. When it comes to the president of France over there getting shoved by his wife. I think some interesting context is that she was in her mid to late 30s when he was 15 and he would go over to her house under the guise of hanging out with her son but she has been grooming him for most of his life and this is just a pretty natural thing that happens in those circumstances. It's very sad. Um but also kind of interesting


What if you got a farm? How many animals it will take? Their.

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