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I am drinking and then banning like two dozen people lol

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Sasquatch encounter Check this out maybe they are seeing this guy lol

My 8 year old, Myka, knows the dispatch song (and many more) by heart, been listening since she was born! TNJ Kid lol

Gay horror movie
Hey junkies, what's up? Uh, so that gay themed horror movie, whatever. I think you said it was going to be called queens of the Dead. Totally missed out on the title. Man should have been called Gay of the Dead. All right. Thank you. Have a good weekend twinkle edits out.


311 / Nick Hex
Dangerous brush going around the curb curb. Think I'm going to cut it down down, you can't rely on the city of you, so I'll just do it now.

TGIF!!!!
3 of the best friends, you never knew you had. Sabrina, Sean, Sean. Uh it's Friday. It's Friday baby. It is Friday. Um, I just want to tell you guys, happy Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and I hope each and every 1 of you have an amazing weekend. Absolutely. Love you guys. Keep being a bright light in this world and, uh, yeah, wiggle wiggle Papa

Old listener chiming in
Hey guys. Um, you might remember me Rick for me, from Frank, gay been a long time. Anyways, Sabrina on your, um, the next episode you were talking about Del Toro. I believe that is the uncle of Daisy Del Toro from the hunters in the morning. I'm pretty sure they talked about that today. Also, I'm not sure if I remember this wrong or whatever, but someone said something about you shaving inside your head, I love it. It's working for you and it's working on me. All right. So keep it going. Love you guys.