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Hell yeah we can refuse delivery
Hey guys, just a quick, follow-up. Hell yeah, we can deny mail to people who have their dogs run out in our vicious. We can even if there's a mean dog on a block, we can skip the entire block, no block for that mail. You know, safety is number 1 and we're not delivering if there's an aggressive dog.


Hey, what's going on? So I was bit by a dog 1 steak. We were in a, a, pretty thick coat. I was a a winter time. I was delivering pizza here. and uh, The owner brought the dog outside the owner, seemed drunk uh to begin with but the dog just kind of looked at me and, you know, I, I love dogs. So I went down just, you know, try to pet it be friendly with it. And the thing, Immediately latched onto my coat. Um, you know too didn't punks in my skin but left a good Mark in it. Out there and watch. Oh, yeah, he's not very good with people. I'm like, well, you brought the freaking dog outside to get your pizza and you didn't think that. That was a, you know, it was just dumb, uh, didn't bring pizza that guy's house again, we put him on The Black List, but, uh, I don't know. It seems like kind of a jerk. Uh, I don't know if he was a bad owner but uh, yeah. All around people's dogs. Uh anyway, have a good day, guys.

It’s 100 percent the pet owners
Hey, news, junkies happy Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Hey, with this dog thing. I mean, sure we're delivering more packages and stuff, but it really is a 100%, the, the pet owners. Now they let these dogs run loose. I mean there's no other reason except that it's the owners you know they're just assholes and they don't care about training their dogs or keeping them on a leash or keeping them fenced in you know they they just let them run them up. Wiggle wiggle.

So if every time there's a protest, 90% are peaceful and 10% are violent, how would you suggest that the peaceful people continue to protest?

Thank you for choosing whmo. I'm here to pick up Mr. Cocktail, Mr. Molotov cocktail. Oh no. Oh no. Danger danger.

$1000 in stocks isn’t enough… BUT!
Hey there news junkies. I don't think that a thousand dollars in stocks is enough of an incentive to, uh, have a kid with uh, how much it cost to do so uh, but I think they would be on the right track if they replaced Social Security with a thousand dollars in stocks for each person born. Um, so that would cost taxpayers a lot less money and they would also be able to control where that money is invested ideally, uh, which would, uh, probably end up being worth more than what you get in Social Security. Once you're old enough.


What if your kid dies?
All right, a couple things with this 3,000 for your kid. So at 18, you're going to get 4 grand. Like what is inflation going to be like Finn? Like it could still just be worth basically that thousand dollars. And then what if your kid dies before you're 18? Do you get into a pocket that money?

Breaking Bad house
What up, jockey? So I went to visit the uh well I did like the whole tour and everything of the breaking bad stuff and Albuquerque. It was awesome. Um but we got a good laugh out of when we took the picture in front of our house. First off, she put a metal roof on because people were throwing pizzas up there, so I guess she put a metal roof up there. Uh, Legend has it. It was to make it some pizza slides and said. Sticks. Um, but as we were pulling away from the house, it was like, oh look, there she is. And she was flipping us off from inside her window. Um, so I mean, I'm with you and she must have known that she bought 1 of the most popular houses in the country. Um, I so I I I I kind of empathize but I also really don't sympathize with her because I mean you know what you signed up for. Um but yeah a lot of construction signs. Yeah, signs to say, take your picture and leave in peace, don't under the property, you know, which is respectable. But uh also the uh Los Pollos or models restaurant is a twister. And almost horrible food. Anyways, have a nice day.