Post a new dispatch

Choose what you want to send.

Latest dispatches


Delete this. Didn’t record. My bad




Bridge guy
What's up, junkies? I was listening to the story about the bridge guy. And when I was a teenager I, um, got arrested for what I was wearing. Um, apparently they were chasing someone that was wearing the same colors I was wearing, and I ended up getting arrested for it. So I can understand where that, you know, mistaken identity could come in with with um, You know, the color of the clothing that you're wearing or the types of clothing that you're wearing, I mean, if if he did it, then he needs to get what he gets, but if he legit didn't do it. Yeah, man. That's, uh, not cool, not cool at all out.

Speaking of grass… literally just did this cutting grass for a customer whilst listening to my favorite show. Lol a stone flew off the weed whacker and shattered this storm door. 🫩

Jackalope was real popular for a little bit

Jackalope
Jackalope congratulations. Brad Shaw out.

NO AMINALS IN GROCERY STORES!

That accent tho
Hey junks. Happy Thursday, super frustrating. When the commercials come on, and I hear my not so favorite English accent, AC rep, and I change the station. And then forget to change it back. And when I finally change it back, Sean's giving me the old teaser and you go to commercial. I'll never learn. Bye.