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THESE VERIZON NERDS ARE DUMB

Verizon down time was the best
hey guys, I got uh, Verizon, I've actually got 4 lines through Verizon, my wife and my kids too, and, um, it was actually nice not having my phone work yesterday. My boss couldn't call me, um, my wife couldn't call me. It was, uh, it was pleasant. So, uh, I'll take the twenty dollars and the uh, 5 hours of work of peace and quiet. It was a great day. And uh, so everybody who's complaining about Verizon, quit your bitching.

Verizon app update
Morning, junkies. I'm a Verizon customer and I just logged into my app and all it did was have a banner at the top saying that the outage was a thing and it should be fixed and to contact them. If you still have issues, nothing yet about my whole twenty dollars, keep you posted I

Verizon outage
With the Verizon outage. I've got a sick cat here uh, with the Verizon outage, there are so many businesses that don't have backup internet that if their internet goes down for a day, we'll lose thousands of dollars and over and over, I tell them, you need to have backup internet. It does not make sense, especially with starlink, you can get starlink installed and keep it in standby for 5 dollars a month businesses, don't plan for issues like this and then when it happens, they don't realize that they're to blame for being dumb.

Astronaut Conspiracy???
What up gentlemen, happy bro, show Thursday. All right. BDubs here stick with me, I'm not a big conspiracy guy, right? But in 1969, we apparently got astronauts on the moon and we got them back safely in the technology that we had at that time. Last year or even end of 2024, we had some astronauts that were on the International Space Station. And then they got stuck there for 9 months because we didn't have the technology to get them back. Fast forward. We have a little Medical Emergency on the space station and we can get them back, no problem, but we can't get astronauts back after being stuck for 9 months because we didn't have the technology yet in 1969. We can successfully get astronauts on the moon and back. So I don't know, man. Just something that's been, uh, racking my brain. Uh, let me know what you guys think. Hope you all have a wonderful day. I'm out. Peace.

Refunds bs
Hey, it's evil. I remember uh, at a car dealership, it's the same thing. They say Kick It In, drag it in all that stuff and we'll give you whatever that car is worth and then you get that off your new car. It's BS. All they're doing is taking your car for free and then charging whatever they charge you for the new car and then they take your old car and they sell it at auction and make more money. So there you go. Wiggle wiggle, pop pop,

Verizon
From what I heard, when I went to the Verizon store. The guy there said, someone had cut a fiberoptic table and it knocked out somewhere around 17 million phones.


Shawn your voice sounds like movie trailer guy
What's up, news? Junkies, I listened to the show all day with earbuds in. I'm sure. There's lots of us out there that do it. And, uh, Sean, you're sickly voice. You sound like movie trailer guy. I keep waiting for you to say in a world before you do a news, read of some kind. So that's what our ears hear all day. I don't know. I it's just me. See

Best for ever food on a plane
Life, um, before I'm digging in the dirt all day. Uh, I was, uh, traveling it guy. And 1 of my jobs took me for 3 weeks to Seattle and then, uh, kenewick Washington. Coming back from 3 weeks away from my daughter. The best cup of coffee I ever had was on that plane sitting on the tarmac at 5, am taking a taken off from Washington State to come back home. So I don't know. I've never had a better cup of coffee and I spent a week in Seattle with all the Starbucks in the world and none of them compared. So I don't know if that counts as food, but there you go.

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