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So, let me try this, again. You guys are talking about someone that, uh, taking a picture with the Pope. And asked, if you guys would I, I sure the hell would have. Um, I work all around the world. I've been to Vietnam, China, geez got everywhere. Um, I've seen Pochi men, you know, enshrined I've seen chairman maughan Shrine and hell yeah. I wish I had gotten to take a picture of them but they scan for pictures and I don't know why. Communists I guess who the hell knows? But yeah, hell yeah, I had to take a picture with the Pope.

HBD Sabby & TNJ history
Happy Friday y'all. Uh, first off Sabrina happy birthday. Hopefully you enjoy your day, but not get too wasted. Um, secondly May 7th, I will be dropping something off very, very special for you guys. And I'm pretty sure that this will be the first time in News Junkie history. This has ever happened. So please, please be live that day so it'll probably be around noon. So I'll keep you guys posted. Please be live that day. I'm dropping out something very special for you guys. Hippie out.

wait for it. gayest dispatch ever

Subtitles not millennial
Hey guys, happy day. I am 46 years old and I watch everything with subtitles. Uh, because I've been working around heavy equipment since I was 19 years old, and I've got horrible tinnitus and ringing in my ears. Um, so I have to have the subtitles on or else. I am completely lost.

Dialog subtitles.
Dialogue, only subtitles is great. And all, what I'm waiting for is for a TV company. Uh, Network somebody, can you fix the God damn commercials? This is TV. Show is so quiet and then, can you get yourself a Slap? Chop Slap, Chop 2999. Jesus Christ, man, I'm trying to sleep. I don't need you blowing my eardrums out. Ran over sheep. Dog out.

Camera settings
If you're taking a selfie with the Pope, you put your camera settings on live. Just asking for a friend.

Selfies at funerals
Happy Friday junkies and an even happier birthday to the lovely. Sobrino. Um, just wanted to weigh in uh, really quick on the people, taking selfies with the Pope. Um, I can't tell you how many funerals I work. Uh, we're the first thing people do is walk right up to the casket. Kind of stand there a little bit and then just pull out their phone immediately and get like 3 different angles, then always gets down. Low gets a selfie right next to him. I I don't get it. I don't get it. I I mean, I work in this day in and day out and 1, I think it's so beyond disrespectful. Especially if you're not immediate family member, if you're just a friend coming in and you're going to someone's service, it is so disrespectful to the parents without asking anyone beforehand if they can take pictures. Um, but yeah, I mean, I don't know with the Pope. I might have to get that selfie too. All right, you guys have a good 1 piece?

Limits on flags and signs
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So every city or every county has um, a limit on how big your sign or how big your flag can be, um, and that's done with architectural drawings and Engineering engineering plans. Um, so sometimes uh you can't go too big because that thing can come down and it can hurt people. So that's why you don't want a flag or a sign to be so big and you need Engineers to approve it. Thanks bye.

I. Will not be breaking up any more fights
It's happy weekend News. Junkie crew, first off the Sabrina. Happy birthday. Girl, uh, have a great weekend. I hope you enjoy it. Um, now breaking up fights. I saw a guy beating up his girlfriend in Cocoa Beach. World day went in intervene, started kicking, that guy's ass. His girlfriend, who was the 1 being hit, then turned on me and jumped on my back like a tick and started punching me in the back of the head, trying to help her boyfriend out. And uh, I just I got the hell out of there. Pretty much power swing her off of me and walked away from it. But yeah, I won't do that no more.

Singing happy birthday to sabrina
Happy 53rd birthday. I mean, 35th birthday Sabrina. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. I suck at singing. You got to listen to it anyways. Happy birthday to you, have a good weekend, guys. Have fun.

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