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Shawn you’re correct about the cruislines, and I’d add another point to your argument
Afternoon News junkies Sean here. 100% correct uh about the lower level Cruise Lines um to add to that point as well anytime people. Pay money like that no matter how much or how little and everything's included, they're on vacation, whatever. Uh, they tend to think, oh, I can do this. I can do that and it's like, no, it can't be a jackass. You got to follow the rules or whatever you're doing.

Witnessed on a cruise. Event called a Rombelo

Carnival is a floating Walmart
Yeah, I took Carnival Cruise 2 years ago and I will never do it again. It's like if a cruise boat pulled up to a Walmart and said, hey guys, we're going cruising, it's a Walmart on the water and it's awful.

Wasted
Yeah, Sean. I agree on a 400 dollar Cruise way. More people are getting in fights in on a 4,000 Cruise. However, I don't think it's a rich verse poor thing. It's not a class issue. It's a matter of having all that extra money to just get hammered around a bunch of people doing the same, right? You go on that. $400 Cruise, 80% of the people are getting wasted you go on that $1,000, Cruise 20% are getting wasted. And you know what? On that 400 Cruise there's plenty of people that are worth plenty of money. Getting estimates acting a damn fool. So

Carnival is the Walmart of cruises
Yeah, Carnival is kind of the Walmart of cruises. If? Something's going to happen. It's probably going to be on a Carnival Cruise.


Bill Belacheck
Hey what's up, junkies happy belated, birthday Sabrina. Uh yeah that interview is pretty weird with Bill bellich and his girlfriend but it could have been worse. They could have been talking like those twins in Australia. Thank you twinkle, let it out.


JELLYBEAN
Junkies, what's up? I am back to work today after a lovely weekend and I'm sad because I wish I can go back, but here's the story of the jelly beans. So I packed a small bag of jelly beans that I got from uh Easter and so I went to go hide on my tent and I'm munching on them. Well, damn Mr. Swelly comes over tries to sneak into the tent and I'm sitting there eating my jelly beans and so. So I was like, do you want some? So we just sat there in the tent just eating jelly beans for like I don't even know how long it was, it was magical. It was pretty great. Okay, bye.

Tariffs
Hey, Junkies. So, uh, yeah, I mean, you know, terrorists are terrorists, man. We've been getting tariffs all all up and down the streets around here for the longest time. But now that, you know, reciprocating tariffs, everybody's all butt hurt about it. I mean, it is what it is, man. And I think Amazon's pretty funny for, you know, putting the Tariff cost on there like great. So now I can shop around and see what I'm not paying a ton of tariffs on and maybe China will actually start to comply with what needs to happen. Also? Well, if they want to do that, why don't you go on there, Mr. Bezos on Amazon and show us how much you're paying for the products that you're selling us for double or triple the cost without the tariffs in the first place. That's a great idea. Anyway, I love the show guys later.

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