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Sharing the show
Okay. Um coming up to a stoplight and I'm going to share the show with this random passer by here we go. Wish me luck. Hey, baby. Do you ever listen to The News Junkie on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Be a lot cooler if you did. Oh my God, she pulled her phone out. Oh God. Oh God, she's filming me.

Trama time
What up junkies? So I work in fire alarm and 1 of the worst things you can do is Road trucks as in have to fire department, show up to somewhere for no reason. Because of something that you did. I would say next time, I do this. But I I don't do that. But next time, somebody else ends up rolling trucks for no reason. I'm going to suggest to my boss that. I take 45 days off because the fire department showed up and see what he has to say about that. All right, I gotta go wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.


Trauma time
Hey guys, happy day we have lost our way as a society and a people we have become so goddamn soft. Everyone's a victim, every you need trauma pay or trauma time off. Get the hell out of here. I drive for a living and I've watched fatal accidents and guess what I did I kept on driving grow a set. I'm not saying that like to be like Macho and machismo, but just like, God, damn, you're going to have difficulty in your life. Suck it up.

Air Traffic control bargaining tool

Trauma day
Hey, hey junkies, what's up? So with the air traffic controllers, they're calling it a trauma day but I think it's really recovery day because probably after that shift, all the air traffic controllers went and just got blott drunk and they need the next day to recover from The Hangover, their nursing All right. Also, how does a wire get frayed inside of a, uh, Air traffic controller thing. What do they have like mice in there or something? All right. Thank you. Uh, pick me for fits on the street. For Fritz on those streets. Thank you. Crinkle it out.

What's up news Cruisers? Somebody near death experience. Sean also happened when I was very young. I was for some reason, my parents put me on top of the car at 2 years old. I have no idea why uh 1 of our horses came along. Took my arm and flung me about 20 feet off the car and almost took my arm completely off. um, so News groupies that is my story. All right, news creepers. Keep on creeping. so, you

Thunderbolts
Hey guys. I hope you guys are doing well. So in regards to Thunderbolts and the new Avengers, um, yeah, they are a group of younger Adventures that turn into the Avengers because the Avengers are dead. So yeah, just to kind of let you know how that works. Thanks bye.

Thunderbolts* & Gifts*
Hey, what's going on guys? Uh, just to keep it really simple without telling a long story. Um, they named it The Avengers endgame because it was going to be the end of those Avengers. Now, the asterisk by the Thunderbolts name symbolizes that they are the new Avengers. It happened in the comic books. So they're doing it now for the movie, secondly, get ready for tomorrow, because I will be dropping something very special off to you guys at the station. And I do believe that this is a first time. Someone has ever done. This particular thing in a news junky history. So I'll be driving it off tomorrow. Get ready? Hippie out.

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