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Handicap
Hey guys. Uh, this is your favorite friend. Uh, especially Sabrina's. Um, listen. We got guys, uh, where I work and you know where I work. And, uh, They have handicap stickers and they work better than me and you and um, I I I don't like it either. I don't like it either. Um, If you can't walk. Why you working? Have a good day. Bye bye.

What about learning disabled people in the special Olympics?
Hey news junkies, happy Thursday. You know, the handicap thing. It's a lot like In the Special Olympics. When you have people who have learning disabilities, who are competing, you know, there are 100% physically just like everyone else, like, a real athlete, but there, but they have learning disability. So, they're in the Special Olympics. Which uh, doesn't seem right wiggle wiggle.


Swiss Guard Slash & Puff
Hey news. Junkies uh, Sean. I'm pretty sure you're going to make fun of me about being a nerd or whatever. But yesterday you were talking about the uniform that Swiss guards used over in the Vatican. They are based off of the uniforms that the Swiss mercenaries would use during the Renaissance Era, which are based off of Slash and puff, which, um, was when the soldiers would take scraps off of the battlefield, not to prepare their clothes and eventually became fashionable and then Vogue hommes. The weapons that they hold are halberds what type of pole arm. But the modern Swiss guard do carry around guns, it's more. Just for show um and a link to their past. Also if you take a close look at my profile picture on the News Junkie website um I'm the 1 that's wearing the black and orange pants. Those are Pluto HOSA. They are based off of this slash and puff style. But anyways later

The new debate
Hey, junkies happy Thursday. So the new debate is 100 British people versus 100 Americans in a mono emano fight. Um, I'm really enjoying the discourse on that 1 but also, I want a thousand dollars this morning. So yay. Me love you guys love. Listening to the show. Bye.

Chasing Edmund live at wellington Publix ‘98
Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up. It's BOGO on sale this week until next. Wednesday. Check the flyer for sales, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

Stadium fact drop
Yoki chose checking in quickly, to follow up on the lane Stadium. You just reported on there in Virginia, with the Metallica show. Can't believe you guys have never heard of that, uh, mostly because it's the last name of, uh, you know, 1 of the 3 best friends on the show there, but, uh, it Lane Stadium, uh, little factoids in case you guys go to look it up, not to be confused with Lane stalle, uh, very popular venue there. Um, People come from far and wide, as we all know, they come to Snuff the rooster. Tip your heroin addicts.

Here’s why Enter Sandman is huge at VT
Hey news, junkies happy Thursday. Hey, the recent Ender. Sam and so popular at Virginia Tech is because that's the song that their football team comes out to pregame. It's like their big hype song for their football team when they take the field. So that song is huge at Virginia Tech wiggle wiggle.

First dispatch pod listener- Arizona driver’s license
Hey guys, I'm a transplant from Arizona. I have a real ID because I had to get a new ID but I'm just telling you uh, from experience in Arizona, we don't have to get an ID at least when I was there for 50 years. So I do have an idea from Arizona that says, I don't have to get it till like 20 54 or something like that because they got it, you know, back in whatever. So uh, those people Maybe were um upset about the star uh ID thing. Thanks, bye.

Ruckus bus heading down to Tampa for the Open Cup. Brought a few news junkie stickers with me to tag

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