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all this bathroom nonsense is f'ed up

Bathrooms are EW
Junkies, what's happening? So talking about people being on their phones on the bathrooms and stuff, I can't tell you how many times I'll be at work. Go to the bathroom and people are on speakerphone just dropping nuggets. You hear plopping in the toilet people just on speakerphone, the most ridiculous 1. I heard this girl on the other line was talking about, oh, guess what he got arrested? This is his rap sheet and they started going through all the different things he got persecuted for. I don't know, I didn't catch all the conversation. I was a little busy myself, but People really don't have any. Any self-awareness or any care that other people are around and it's pretty disgusting. Um I definitely don't want to be on glass in the bathroom while someone's on speakerphone because God forbid, they take like 5 minutes to do what they need to do. Cuz What world do we live in, right? Okay, bye.

Peg-leg alternative for Shawn
Hey, Sean regarding your concern that that little Peg Leg might look uh, bad in front of Courtney. You should get yourself like a Gandalf, Style, wizard staff, and just start walking around in that maybe get a robe. I don't know. Start speaking in Latin. That's 1 way to do it. Wiggle, wiggle pop up.

simple blood test and lighten up Sabby your being silky

Biden knew
Joe, Biden accidentally said, he had cancer when he was running. He said it out loud, they've known for years. The type of bone cancer that he had has been in his bones for over 10 years apparently They knew everybody knew.

NFL PRO BOWL IS FLAG FOOTBALL ALREADY
Happy Tuesday News. Junkie crew. Uh, NFL has been doing their Pro Bowl. The last couple years and its flag football. They don't want the guys getting hurt out there, having a good time. And uh hey, it's guaranteed gold medal, I say, let them play.

Sean, got my gallbladder removed! Also goodwill has knee scooters.

Mail carrier love you
Ah, hey guys. This is Al uh, fonzo Alfonso. Uh, last week you promoted uh my uh Uh, text of to, you know, voice whatever and you didn't do it. But I love you guys. And, uh, dude, I love the show the show's fantastic and we have So many. Uh, listeners in the in the Doctor Phillips area that are male carriers, we love you. Take care, guys. God bless.

Ortho urgent care
Sean Sabrina saline, happy Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sean. I'm a physical therapist. You probably need to go to an Orthopedic Urgent Care, some of the groups like Orlando Orthopedic or Jew, Health Care, have locations of their clinics that do like an Orthopedic Urgent Care. So you don't have to jump through as many hoops and they could get you an x-ray and, um, kind of give you an idea of what's going on. You could also use crutches, all the crutches are not easy to maneuver around with because then your hand, you don't have your hands free. Um, but I sent you an email. Check it out. Let me know. Wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop, pop,


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