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Toasty roasty
So when I think of rows, I think of 2 things, I think 1 of people get absolutely ran through by their friends with jokes 2. I think of money being raised for a caused due to set event. So I was wondering Sean if you haven't already planned something, maybe you can auction off spots for audience members to roast you throughout the night in small spurts.

Play my Dispatch I moe Mangee
Colon news junkies. I agree with that. Uh caller man, you only play certain people's Dispatches like if moanie sent something in, man, he gets right to the head of the table, man. Come on, Sean.



Alexa censorship
I guess I shouldn't be surprised by Amazon censorship of the bond covers. The other day, I was using my Alexa and I said, set the Pussycat timer for 20 minutes. So I know when to feed them and when it goes off, it bleeped out the first part of the word, I couldn't believe it. even Alexa censors you

CFO investigations
Hey guys, I hope you guys are doing well, Sean. You're right about the CFO like investigating everybody or auditing. Everybody if they mis-spending. Now, let's say if that same CFO were to investigate the governor for spending 10 million to send some illegal immigrants somewhere, that sounds like a lot of money for 2 Planes, right? So, they should investigate him too. Alright. Thanks bye.

So parents are encouraged to talk to their children. About the serious nature of falsely calling 911 and Emergency Services. Meanwhile children are encouraged to talk to their parents about AI technology and exactly what you can do with it. So,


Middle finger punishment
In regards to you, talking about the guy that got fine 250,000 for flipping, the bird for a fraction of a second. You asked if we thought it was too far, not far enough, I for 1, I don't think it's far enough. I mean, that is absolutely uncalled for my children could be watching that and now I have to explain to them what a middle finger is middle finger me. I know that. No, no, no, I'm I'm tired of this stuff, you know. So I mean I for 1 250,000 nowhere near enough, I think chopped the damn thing off You know. God damn.

Is there a good time to send dispatches or does it matter?
Hey, news junkies, um, just wondering, I'm a podcast listener. And um, I send dispatches here and there, um, and they don't ever get played and that's fine. Um, you've played a few and they weren't my best, and then the good ones, I'm like that's going to be good and then it doesn't get played, but I send them at weird times. I think also, um, you might just not like me and that's fine too. But um, if I send them in like the middle of the night or on a weekend and on time like do you open your computer in the morning and like some get pushed to the front cuz they're sent At the time of the taping, I don't know. I don't know how it works. That's why I was just wondering, just curious. Um, maybe I'm on uh, the the bad list. All right, have a super day. Bye.