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Not fare
To whoever stole my depression medication. I hope you're happy now. Also. I'd also I got depression because I got fired from my job as a taxi driver. Turns out. Nobody thought I was fair.
VicG
Rate my Dad joke! Vickie Gx
Rate my Dad joke! Vickie Gx
grahamkrakka 1
Bad Joke
Hey News, Junkie. What's the difference between? A Greyhound bus station. And a lobster with a boob job. 1 is a Crusty bus station and the other ones a busy crust, station, wiggle, wiggle, pop, pop.
Ballzonya4head
ShawnDad joke
Hey guys. What did Sean the gay sea monster? Eat. Hey, man.
evileyemonster
Evil dad joke
8 News, junkies CVI. How did Ellen Keller discover masturbation? Well, she tried to read her own lips. Wiggle wiggle pop.
Mankickin
I found the sticker you were talking about in Marion Iowa this weekend
I found the sticker you were talking about in Marion Iowa this weekend
ML
Winning dad joke!
Hey sea Lane. Why do nurses always carry a red crayon. Well, it's because sometimes they have to draw blood.
muffmouth
Dad joke winner
Haha, what's going down? Junkies. So I asked my dad if he could explain to me, what a uh solar eclipse was and he said no son.
bigbadbeard
cruise
Man. Um, 40 million seems pretty steep for, uh, 74,000 people to go on a cruise. I've looked at Margaritaville and to go from, uh, Tampa to ksml for 2 people. You're looking at about 2500 bucks. So, If that is just a baseline. I mean we're somewhere around 185,000 Uh, yeah. 40 million long way away.
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